Jo was born on October 6th (so now you know when to give her presents). She received battery fluid as her only form of food, and now lives off of the ever-present connection to the Internet. This may explain her less than sane behavior and short attention span.

Don't ask her whatever possessed her to write Newsies fanfiction. She doesn't know.

Jo also happens to be convinced that she will raise Frank Sinatra from the dead and convince him to continue his singing career.

She would like to know why she has a fixation for potatoes and cheese, though they taste nothing like battery fluid. She would like to know why all of her friends sound like something that stepped out of a bar joke. And she would also like to know what possesses people to write the same story over and over again.

Jo would also like to shamelessly plug her new domain: www.bohemianjo.com. It will be coming whenever Jo decides to stop failing her classes.

All in all, Jo would probably make a very bad pet.