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Author has written 2 stories for Titanic, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

My name's Kammi (or Kam, Kammi Jo, or even if you want to...K.J.)

Figure skating is my life...I've been doing it since age 3 :)

I was born the day the Titanic sank (not the same year though,) which would make me an Aries (April 15th!)

I also love to cheer for the Ponies (flyer or backspot) (varsity)

I'm in high school ...

Titanic is also one of the coolest movies in the world, along with Camp Rock :)

I am in love with Norrington and Will from Pirates

And I thought it was sad when Norrington died :(

And I'm also in love with someone by the name of Joe Jonas :)

And...I am what I am, I can't help myself...

Fav Couples:

POTC:

Will + Elizabeth

Norrington OCs are pretty cool.

Will + Me (would never happen, because Elizabeth has him, but I wish)

Jack + AnaMaria

Ragetti + OC (he needs someone)

Titanic:

Jack + Rose

Astors

The majority of POTC fangirls squee over only Jack or Will. If you squee over James Norrington in any way, copy and paste this to your profile. (how can i not?)

If you think that Norrington's bossy, but you still love him, copy and paste this to your profile. Remember, you can't spell Norrington, without, NO.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have seen POTC:AWE and can't stop thinkin about it for 1 second and it's killing you that you have to wait to get it on DVD, put this on your profile

If you're a rabid Orlando Bloom fangirl, copy this into your profile!

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted on of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone, goody goody gumdrop 06,poniescheerleader1993 (when I'm extremely bored)

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), christiannerdsrule (stupid stairs...), sailorstar165 (School stairs. Multiple times), mrspatrickdempsey( X-( freaking staris), poniescheerleader1993(haha.. I think I have ditzy brunette cheerleader syndrome)

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italix.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (My BFF says it's real, and I believe her, and it happens every September 19th )

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed,copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile. (long story...my A.P. Geography teacher...Soulja Boy...Enough said...)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.

If, to you, that At Worlds End was just a movie that killed all your favorite characters off, but you still love it, copy and paste this to your profile!

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are the only one in your group of friends or people who surround you that has a crush on Lord Cutler Beckett or James Norrington, and your friends/people who surround you think it's a creepy lust thing, then copy and paste this into your profile. Remember your not alone. We are just scattered in various parts of the world. (yeah..my BFF makes fun of me for this one, I must say)

If High School Musical bothers you for any particular reason, copy and paste this to your profile (ugh. it's my sister's favorite movie...but it's so annoying.)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever sung “99 Bottles of Rum on the Wall” all the way down, copy and paste this into your profile. (and it takes forever to sing...yeah. I was extremely hyper when I did that)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile! (AWE..opening night, when Norrington dies, and Will gets stabbed, or in Titanic when Jack dies)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think Will is wayyyyy hotter than Jack for god's sake please copy and paste this into your profile. (I got this from omgxiixluvxhc)

If you get so into telling someone about your character because you know and can explain them like they were actually in POTC and get pissed when they look at you and ask 'Who's that?' copy and paste this into your profile

Hair color: Brunette & medium length

Height: 5'3-ish (yeah, I know I'm short...vertically challenged..same difference)

Eye color: Brown

Movie: POTC. Titanic. Camp Rock (when it comes out)

Song: all of the music by the Jonas Brothers (hotties)...or Kelsey by Metro Station

Color: Pink or blue

Actor: Orlando Bloom. Jack Davenport. Joe, Nick, and Kevin Jonas (Yes, along with the singing, they act. Just ask any JB fan. They're in Camp Rock and J.O.N.A.S.) (All five are major hotties)

Actress: Keira Knightley or Kate Winslet

Book: Gossip Girl or The Clique (yes, I admit to reading them)

Food: Pasta Alfredo. Cheesy Bread. Quesadillas.

Cereal: Corn Pops :) (wow. now that was a random question...)

Ice Cream: Chocolate Marshmallow. Peanut Butter Cups. Mint Chocolate Chip

Favorite clothing company? Abercrombie/A&F, Gilly Hicks, Hollister, Juicy Couture (yeah, I tend to be more of a prep... and I see nothing personally wrong with that)

T.V Shows: The O.C., American Idol, America's Next Top Model, Hannah Montana (no, I'm not kidding,) Figure Skating (when it's on), J.O.N.A.S. (when it airs)

Loves: Listening to my iPod nano, cheerleading, shopping, skating, Norrington, Will, hanging out with friends, writing, the Jonas Brothers :)

Places: Skating rink, cheer camp, the mall, Disneyland/World, a Jonas Brothers concert

Last purchase: Pink flowery-print tank top from Hollister, phone minute card, and a Starbucks Double Chocolate Chip Frappuccino

Types at: Either an Apple iBook or a Windows PC

Surfs the web with: DSL

Reason I chose my pen name: Well...I'm a cheerleader for the Ponies (Mhmm. the PONIES. I know...so intimidating (rolls eyes)...yeah..not really..but the colors are pretty cool...red, black, and white..Ponies, let's fight...) and the 1993...well... you can guess..

Check all that apply to you.

if you're not a JB fan, don't attempt to understand this

(X) You have the release date for their next album in your calendar

(X) You are disappointed the boys wear undershirts at their concerts

(X) Eternity and A Little Bit Longer make you tear up

(not daily, but i do ) You comment JB's myspace daily and always check for messages/comments from the boys

(X) You can sing every JB song word for word, even the new and unreleased ones

(X) You know what "CAMPFIRE" means and can do it almost as good as the boys

(X) You wish you were one of the girls who has dated any of the three boys

(X) A comment/message from the Jonas boys is received, you jump up and down screaming for 15 minutes

(X) You constantly think about one of the boys

(X) You argue with anyone who thinks they like one of them more than you

(X) You liked Kevin before he became 'hot' and always thought he was

(X) You know about Nick's Christian album and all the songs on it

(X) You call them by their nicknames (joey, kevy, nicky..ect)

(X) You know all the boys ages and birthdays, even Frankie

(X) You vote for SOS on TRL daily, just like they told you to in the video on YouTube

(X ) You want a tambourine even though you cant play

(X) "I am what I am I can't help myself"

() You have your local radio stations number memorized and have gotten to know the DJ's by requestiong 'SOS' so many times

(X) You don't understand how the girls in 'SOS','Still In Love With You',and 'Games' could've been so mean to them

(X) Your friends start to hate you because you talk about the Jonas Brothers too much

(X) You beg your parents to visit Australia so you can pick up the accent (because we all know, they love accents)

(X) You know the relation between JB and Busted

(not totally...) Your whole MySpace page is dedicated to JB

() You've had an AIM/IM screenname with JB, Nick, Joe, or Kevin in it

(X...and I wore it to school) You made a t-shirt for one of their concerts, showing your love for them

(X) And anywhere on the shirt it said you were "Mrs. Jonas"

(X) You make posters when going to any of their concerts

(X) You have at least 10 songs from them on your iPod/MP3 player

(X...when I had a ton of after Christmas..as a joke) You try to put fifty dollar bills in soda machines

(X)you know where "mereal and cilk" came from and crack up everytime you watch that video

(X) You believe that Joe is the funniest thing EVER

(X) You find yourself replacing the words 'Girl of my dreams' with 'guyS of my dreams' meaning the boys

(X) You know where 'OMG Nick, you're so hot, uh' came from and can't help but laugh

(X) Your desktop and screensaver is Jonas Brothers

(X) You have any of their songs set as your cell ringtone

(X) You know what 'A Little Bit Longer' is written for

(X) You are caught calling yourself a 'kid from the future, whoa!'

(X) You know what 'PONED' means, and use the word on a daily basis

(X) You promote JB everywhere you go

(X) JB=LIFE no questions asked

(X) You know their parents names

(X) You say 'OMJ' 'Holy Jonas' etc

(X) You plan on celebrating 'Quiziggyziggyzam' every year

() You hate AJ and Mandy for dating Joe

() You hate Miley for dating Nick last summer, never denying the dating rumors, and for kissing him on the cheek to show off to all her friends in Tennessee

() You hate Zoe(not sure on the name)for dating Kevin

(X) You use the catch phrase 'it was fantastilistic!'

(X..and like Joe, I tend to run in it too) When you see a lot of cars you yell 'TRAFFIC'

() You play with Jack Sparrow action figures

(not automatically..but I've attempted to as a joke...) When you find a bat, you automatically hit people in the head with it

(X...and now I know that Tai Chi isn't my thing...) You tried Tai Chi, just because the boys did it

(X) You often say, 'Yo that's illogical, i can't have it' when you don't agree with something

(I did for their concert : ) You wear a bandana around your neck as a fashion statement

(X) You know what retainer time is and laugh about it often

(X) Yhen you see a picture of Nick you can't help but say, 'Look at Nick, he's a studmuffin'

(X...of course...and I'd buy a car from him any day, no matter how much it costs) You know if Kevin wasn't a musician he'd be the perfect car salesman

(X...and then I sing the commercial, before I eat them) You buy Baby Bottle Pops just because of the commercial

(X..what fan doesn't? ) You wished you lived in the year 3000 with the boys

(X...of course) Limited Too is your favorite restaraunt

(X) You cried when you watched the speech when Nick announced his diabetes

(X..and is also the reason for all of walls covered in posters) JB is the reason you get magazines

(X) You have two copies of their edition of Life Story, just so you can pin up both sides of each page

(X) You own or are friends with a MySpace Jonas fanpage

(X) When there is an awkward silence, you're the one to break it, by saying 'awkwarddd' or 'JOE'!

(X) The whole time you read this, you were smiling and nodding.

If you have O.J.D (Obsessive Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nick Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!"

If Joe Jonas said that breathing wasn't cool, 95 percent of teenage girls would be dead. Copy and paste this in your profile if you would be a part of that 95 percent.

1.) Who is your favorite Jonas?

Oh..wow...don't make me choose..I love them all...and "Frank The Tank" (well...maybe I have a thing for Joe)...

2.) Which CD do you like better?

Hmm...I kind of like the second one better (Jonas Brothers), but then again, It's About Time rocks, too

3.) Have you ever met the Jonas Brothers?

I wish :)

4.) Do you have any of their merchandise?

Yes. WYLMITE tour t-shirt, pink long sleeve shirt, Jonas Brothers CD, posters

5.) Have you ever been to one of their concerts?

Yep. Lumberjack Days 7.25 & WYLMITE (Minneapolis) 2.20

6.) Do you have every one of their songs on your iPod?

Most of them...yes..all but a few...

7.) Do you have a Jonas Wall?

Multiple :)

8.) What's your favorite song from It's About Time?

Mandy

9.) What's your favorite song from Jonas Brothers?

Inseparable

10.) What's your all-time favorite song?

Australia or I Am What I Am :)

11.) Does Mandy always know?

Of course.

12.) Do you hate Miley Cyrus just because of Nick?

No, I don't. I really can't be the one to judge, seeing as I've never actually met her...

13.) Do you hate AJ just because of Joe?

Nope. Same reason as why I don't hate Miley

14.) Did you know It's About Time is 90 or more on Ebay?

Lol..yeah...so, instead of paying the 90, I need to borrow it from one of my friends...

15.) Do you watch all their YouTube videos?

Yeah. And they're fantastilistic

16.) Do you buy magazines just because of one poster?

Maybe...okay..you caught me...

17.) Did you cry when you found out Nick had diabetes?

Yeah...

18.) Do you miss Joe's joehawk?

Yep. It was cute..but he's still ah-mazingly hott :)

19.) Kevin with curly or straight hair?

It doesn't matter to me. It's not like I'm not gonna like him because of how he wears his hair...it looked good both ways

20.) Do you know the lyrics to Nick J Is Off The Chain?

Mhmm...

21.) Do you know the lyrics to at least one of Joe's raps?

Lolz.

22.) Do you kiss your Jonas posters?

Now that's a little...awkward...so, no, I don't

23.) Did you know about them before they were on Disney Channel?

Yes.

24.) Have you memorized every song?

Yeah.Pretty much.

25.) Did you go the Hannah/JB tour?

I couldn't get the tickets fast enough...scalpers got them before me.

26.) Are you going to the WYLMITE tour?

Yes. I actually went and had the time of my life on February 20th :)

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The Assistant to the First Officer by FordTruckGirl4TA reviews
When Ellen Wallace is commissioned as a junior officer, the other officers eventually accept her. The last to put aside his working woman prejudice is Murdoch, but only because he's hiding from himself and the others that he's falling fast for her...
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Swallowed in the Sea by Antoinette Rose reviews
Lucille Sullivan, a new White Star Line stewardess, boards the Ship of Dreams. Her fear of water, but desperation for money makes her take the plunge and board, only to find herself surrounded by water, lost without the one man who could truly save her.
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Come What May by singing the sailor song reviews
Two sisters board the RMS Titanic for the maiden voyage. Kelly can be a brat sometimes and she wants to be herself. Rebecca is the favorite of the family and is getting sick of it. When these two both find true love, will they be saved? double officer fic
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Ask a Pirate! by Angel's Star reviews
Ever wanted to know something about your favorite POTC characters? Well here's your chance to ask them and find out the answer!
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The Guidebook by Hannah95 reviews
Guide to 'units' of the Caribbean.
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The Best Game I Hate by jonasLOVE003 reviews
What happens when a 14 year old girl is forced to go with her Grandfather to a father-daughter golf, but ends up meeting some very interesting people! horrible Summary.. but includes Jonas Brothers
A Cinderella Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
Happiest Place on Earth My Butt by djdangerlover reviews
Becky is camping at Fort Wilderness at Walt Disney World. She is angry enough that her parents dragged her here but then she meets three amazing brothers. Could love form in all the wrong places. Could promises be broken. Could clouds move. Jonas Brothers
A Cinderella Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
When love interferes by My True Love reviews
Christine is a poor girl that lives in Port Royal, the day she met the dashing James Norrington changed her life. Lots of romance, adventure and humour. Contains our lovely pirate captain in further chapters...please review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,104 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - James N. - Complete
It's A Long Way To Go by Harrington reviews
Jonas Brothers bump into three interesting ladies while going to their hotel room. This story is much better than it sounds! Enjoy! :D
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008
Defying Gravity by hippolvr13 reviews
SEQUEL TO NICK'S BIRTHDAY! Christmas with Megan Smith and the Jonas family! OK, so this summary stinx...but just read and comment :D
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,440 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Growing Up by Kayley Taylor reviews
Sequel to A New Beginning. Growing up is a time for discovery, including letting things that you love the most go and preparing yourself for something you may not be ready for.
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Trapped by JCWHFAN reviews
What would have happened if Rose was found by Cal and stayed with him because of her daughter. Not thebest summery but i think you will enjoy it so please read and reviews would be great! There will be some interesting twists.
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Ways to annoy Norrington! by Lord Commodore Norry reviews
Title says all! Feel free to give me ways to annoy him! R&R! You will enjoy! Rated for safety.Last chapter has instructions on how to make your own Norrington doll.
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Barat Master by vrangr reviews
Baroque Master, mind you. Governor Weatherby Swann has a new piano shipped from England, and Elizabeth is playing Bach at a small gathering, but though a pianist she may be, someone else is playing Mozrat…slight norriebeth.tried to concentrate on humor.
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They Grow So Fast by illogical squeeks reviews
Elizabeth's hate for Cutler Beckett runs into their childhood, a time when he pulled her pigtails and called her 'Smellizabeth'... oh my! Just a funny little fiction I made when bored. Also includes some childhood tales of other characters.
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A New Beginning by Kayley Taylor reviews
Not your typical Jack and Will to the future story, as you'll see find as the trilogy goes on. JackOC, WillOC, No Mary Sues! Takes place right after DMC. Formerly known as The Two Of Us.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 111,704 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
My Affair With The Master Shipbuilder by FordTruckGirl4TA reviews
Carrie Stevenson, traveling with her friends Jack and Fabrizio on the Titanic, runs across none other than Mr. Thomas Andrews himself. The unthinkable happens: Carrie, a steerage passenger, begins to fall in love. . . but her crush may not be as one sided
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Isabelle's Story reviews
Takes place after AWE. Will & Elizabeth have a son, who manages to fall in love with the late Admiral Norrington's niece. Will it work out?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007
Through the Eyes of An Astor reviews
Through the point of view of Madeleine Astor, and her experience on Titanic. It spans the fateful voyage, and partially goes into what happened after. JackRose mentioned in there, too. O.Cs also.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007