Welcome to my biography

This is my SECOND account. Please if you wish, visit my account- Hime no Senshi!

Pairings I Like/LUUURVE

NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, NejiTen, ChouIno, RanmaxRyoga, RanmaxUkyo, ObitoRin, ShippoRin, InuKag, MirSan, KouAya, MinaKushi.

Pairings I Hate

SasuHina, NARU-FUCKING-SAKU [I HAAAAAAAATEEEEE NARUSAKU!, HAREMS MUST DIE! AS WELL AS NARUSAKU LOVERS! DIE!

姫 の 戦士

私の名前は愛です。

私はナルト、犬夜叉とラブひな 、のファンです

私はナルヒナが大好き。

私は甲賀大好き！

我愛羅はとてもかわいいです！

私はアニメやマンガが大好きです。私は、それに取りつかれています！

私は漫画を書いています。それがサク-天使と呼ばれている！

Hime no Senshi- Warrior Princess

Ohayō tomodachis, My name is Kimiko and I am 999 year old chair and schizophrenic.

My fandoms are The Hunger Games, Ranma 1/2, Love Hina, Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo, Inuyasha, Black Bird, Basilisk and Naruto.

I am pretty much, OBSESSED with manga and anime. So yeah, that's pretty much my life summed up in two sentences, ne? I am originally English but I wrote a fanfic in Spanish coz I wanted to. I am learning Japanese and I WANNA FREAKIN' MOVE THERE WHEN I'M OLDER AND TASTE THE HOLINESS THAT IS RAMEN AND DANGO! I worship them, 'ttebayo!

I LOVE REBELS! Girl power 4 ever! BFFL (Best Friend For Life)= RayTheHPLover

I wanna cookie... (:;). I am a huge sucker for romance, Itachi, tragedy, fluff, Itachi, InuKag, KakaNaru, Itachi and NaruHina. And Itachi. I also have a fetish for hybrids, CUTE things, fluffiness, raccoons and foxes of course. And Itachi. I cry at every tragic scene and mourn every death.

I am currently writing (technically drawing) my own manga, which I will call "Saku-Tenshi" (Angel Saku). I now unofficially ship RuneSaku! The main character is called Sakura Maichiru (Fluttering Cherry-Blossoms- nice, eh? I got it from the song Sakura by Ikimono-Gakari) and after her death at the beginning (Rune kills her), she is sent back in time by the Shinigami as a Tenshi (angel) where she will start again and save the world. Sakura ends up befriending Rune (who was her past lover before he went evil [revealed in flashback]) and leaving the village with him and a young female tengu (half crow, half human) ayakashi (demon) called Hinako. And some random dude called Minato. Her past life is revealed slowly in random flashbacks... The rest is not yet planned :P

Also doin' TMC (The Manga Chronicles!).

WORSHIP THE HOLY LOG AND READ "YET AGAIN WITH A LITTLE EXTRA HELP" BY THIRD FANG!

Logg

The Holy Book of Log

If you worship the holiness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile

Position: Log Worshipper

Possible Book of Log Positions:

Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Bokk: to go on a pilgrimage to the Tree of Life.

Ojah: to carry around a Log for two months, keeping it alive and usually in a special sling on one's back.

Jusha: to introduce anther to Logg

Sa'Pussk: To find and correct 10 cases of heretics against the Log.

Log excerpt number 51: to become one with thy log, a worshipper must greet another of their Loggish kind in the language of the Log, saying- Im hefig laks ujj.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha ha, loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, BITCH, run RUN!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr and Mrs and Grandpa, Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MUM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through middle school/high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "You better drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kinda shit!"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at every floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else presses a button.
10. Stare, grinning, at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.
23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"
26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.
35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line.

1: If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

2: If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.

3:If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, 6.

4:If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call.

5: If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship.

6: If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

7: If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you.

8:If you are dyslexic press 696969696969669696969696969996969696.

9: If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hash key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep.

10: If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later.

11: If you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Weird Quotes...Copy and Paste the ones you like:

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

Don't you think 'Politics' is funny? I mean: 'Poli' in Latin means 'many' and 'tics' means'bloodsucking creatures'

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Revenge, like pizza, is best served cold.

1. Naruto

2. Jiraiya

3. Sakura

4. Sasuke

5. Tsunade

6. Ino

7. Gaara

8. Itachi

9. Tenten

10. Hinata

11. Shikamaru

12. Kakashi

Have you ever read a 7/9 fic?

YES! You've gotta read [i forgot teh name] where Naruto has the Rinnegan. Its also NaruHina!

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

No. About as hot as a freezer.

Do you recall any 1/5 fics?

Yup! XD

Would 8 and 4 make a good couple?

Only for those who like Yaoi and Uchihacest.

1/6 or 1/12?

Dunno. 1/6? Not much of a NaruIno fan.

3/4 or 3/10?

HELL 3/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NARUHINA!

Would 9 and 11 make a good couple?

Maybe someone could make it work? I never really thought about it.

Who would win a fight between 5/10?

5. Tsunade obviously. Though Hinata is a goddamned beast. But you already know that, don't cha?

2/10 or 2/7?

EWWWW! NEITHER!

Who would win in a thumb wrestling match, 1 or 9?

ONE.

1 and 5 are making out and 10 walks in...Their reaction?

She'd probably run out crying that her crush was kissing someone else. And a bit grossed out that he was kissing someone who could potentially be his grandma...

8 has to marry either 2, 6, 10, or 12, who would they pick?

ItaIno? I'll say 6.

What would happen if 12 discovered 3 and 4 in a secret relationship?

Haha. He'd probably congratulate his students, warn them about using protection and give them an Icha Icha book.

Is there such thing as a 2/6 fluff story?

NO. Just no. Impossible, I think... JirIno... ... ... Found exactly 10 of that pairing. ... ...

What would be a good pickup line for 12 to use on 9?

Hehe KakaTen... "I heard you like weapons... Do you want me show you mine?"

EWWWWWWWWW! HAHA CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE THAT!

oOo

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