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Likes- Inglourious Basterds, Anything German, World War 2, History, English, Photography, Writing(Thats a BIG one), Music, Reading, Traveling, Movies, Gum, Dancing when no one is looking, Singing when no one is around to hear so i don't care how it sounds, Pitbulls, German Shepherds, Dogs in general, Going to Concerts, Redecorating my room when i get bored, Men in uniform (LOL), My Friends, Painting, Horro things, Scaring my friends, Hanging out with my friends, Daydreaming, and more i can't think of right now.
Dislikes- People who tease other people, Bullies, Twilight Mania, Having to straighten my hair every morning, Tests, Getting inturupted when writing, Forgetting things, Math problems i don't get but when its explained i feel stupid, Being rejected for anything, Talking in front of crowds, Eating in front of people, Not getting to Travel, my hometown, Not getting to go out, Being told i'm wrong when i know i'm right, Having to prove i was right while still getting told i'm wrong, Having to take the dogs out in the middle of the night, and more that i can't think of right now.
Things i like...
Movies- Inglourious Basters, The Hangover, Defiance(2008), Alice in Wonderlan (Cartoon and 2010), NationalTreasure 1 and 2, Pirates of the Caribean 1, 2, and 3, 30 Days of Night, Brothers Grimm, Dear John, A Walk to Remember, Harry Potter Movies, Stephen King Movies, Secret Window, Constantine, Speed, Rose Red, Dead Silence, Dracula, The Mechanic, Red, Devour, all the X-Men movies, Despicable Me, Mega Mind, Due Date, Unstoppable, Life As We Know It, All Saw movies, Last House on the Left, Haunting in Conneticut, Buried, Avatar, Fight Club, Edge of Darkness, Knowing, From Paris with Love, The Proposal, Public Enemies, Remember Me, Sherlock Homes, Repo Man, The Blind Side, The Crazies, Daybreakers, The Town, The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3, Ghost Rider, The Ugly Truth, PS I love you, Brothers, Old Dogs, My Sister's Keeper, The Stepfather, Zombieland, Confessions of a Shopaholic, New in Town, The Time Traveler's Wife, The Expandables, and Transporter 1 and 2.
Music- Avenged Sevenfold, 30 Seconds to Mars, Neon Trees, The Maine, GreenDay, Boys like Girls, Paramore, Linkin Park, John Mayer, Train, Rob Thomas, Pink, 12 Stones, Skillet, My Chemical Romance, AFI, All Time Low, Geronimo, FLINTface, Hollywood Undead, Papa Roach, Panic! At The Disco, Secondhand Serenade, Hit The Switch, Crash Romeo, Roses are Red, Eighteen Visions, HIM, Shinedown, Sick Puppies, Sixx AM, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, The Script, Theory of a Deadman, Three Days Grace, Trapt, Breaking Benjamin, Basshunter, Sparks the Rescue, The Ready Set, Madina Lake, Buckcherry, Cold, Creed, Crossfade, Dropping Daylight, Flyleaf, Evanescence, Godsmack,
TV Shows- Supernatural, i will admit Big Time Rush, George Lopez, My Wife and Kids, Penquins of Madagascar, Torchwood, Doctor Who...I don't watch much TV
Books- Stephen King, Cirque Du Freak by Darren Shan, Dear John by Nicholas Sparks, Go Ask Alice by Anoynomous, Purge by Sarah Darer Littman, False Memory by Dean Koontz, Harry Potter Series by J.K Rowling, Hans Christian Anderson Fairy Tales, Grimm Brother's Fairy Tales, Chloe Doe by Suzanne Phillips, RX by Tracy Lynn, Cut by Patricia McCormick, Trigger by Susan Vaught, James Patterson books, and so many more
The Soundtrack of Your Life
Put your iPod/iTunes/Whatevs on shuffle, and baby, let's roll. ;)
Opening Credits: Wonderful- Everclear
Waking Up: You'll Be In My Heart- Phil Collins
First Day of School: The Perfect Mistake- Cartel
Summer Vacation:Welcome to the Mystery- Plain White T's
First Love: Assassin- John Mayer
First Date: Who I am Hates Who I've Been- Relient K
Fighting: I Don't Care- Fall Out Boy
Emotional Breakdown: I kissed a Boy- Cobra Starship
Breaking Up: I think about you everyday- A Rocket to the Moon
Driving: She's got a Boyfriend Now- Boys Like Girls
Getting Back Together: Someday- Rob Thomas
Our Song: You Look Like i need a Drink- Against Me!
Theme Song: Good Girls Go Bad- Cobra Starship
Proposal:End of Me(Featuring Gavin Rossdale)- Apocalptica
Wedding: Everywhere i go- Hollywood Undead
Birth of a Child: Gone So Young- Amber Pacific
Perfect Moments: Black Rose- Trapt
Final Battle:Blah Blah Blah- Keisha
Death Scene: September- Daughtry
Funeral: Cellar Door- Escape the Fate
End Credits: Fall Back Into My Life- Amber Pacific
This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and
Russell Henderson lead him to a remote area east of Laramie where they
demonstrated unimaginable acts of hate. Matthew was tied to a split-rail
fence where he was beaten and left to die in the cold of the night. Almost
18 hours later he was found by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a
scarecrow. Matthew died on October 12 at 12:53 am at a hospital in Fort
Collins, Colorado. KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
6. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it."
9. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
10. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
11. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
12. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
13. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
14. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
You know you're an author when...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
You constantly start talking/thinking in third person, present or past tense.
You think about making lists like this and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Actually I was raised Christian(And my mom stills says i'm Christian but I'm really a Pegan)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Well, mostly straight A's and and one or two B's)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Like I said before I was raised Christian but even then, saying that I hate homosexuals is bull)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (Well...)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME/MANGA so I MUST be a freak.
I watch ANIME AND/OR READ MANGA so I MUST have no life.
I like to COSPLAY so I MUST be a crazy loser.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist (Well...)
YOUR GUY SIDE:
(x) You love hoodies.
(x)You love jeans.
(x)Dogs are better than cats.
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x)You've played with/against boys on a team.
()Shopping is torture.
(x)Sad movies suck.
(x)You own/ed an X-Box.
(x)Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
() You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be/are obsessed with Power Rangers.
you watch sports on TV.
(x)gory movies are cool
()You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
()You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
()Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x)It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
(x)Talk with food in your mouth.
(x)Sleep with your socks on at night
TOTAL: 14
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
(x)You wear lip gloss/stick.
(x)You love to shop.
(x)You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
(x)Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x)You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
(x)You don't like the movie Star Wars.
()You were in gymnastics/dance?
(x)It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
(x)You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(x)You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
(x)You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
(x)You love the movies.
(x)Used to play with dolls as little kid.
(x)Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
TOTAL: 13
PREP
(x) You own a cell phone.
you own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
(x)You love/like going to the mall. (Depends which mall)
(x) You own an iPod/MP3 player.
(x)You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
TOTAL: 4
GOTHIC
()Black is one of your favorite colors.
(x)You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
(x)You like heavy metal.
(x) You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
(x)Your hair was/is dark.
(x)You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
TOTAL: 5
PUNK
(x)You can skateboard
() You've worn plaid.
(x)You like Converse
(x)You hate MTV
(x)You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streeks count)
(x) You dislike pink.
(x)You hate/dislike preps.
(x)You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
TOTAL: 7
GEEK
(x) You love the computer.
(x) You like Harry Potter.
(x) you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
(x) You love/like reading.
(x)You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
you never miss school unless you're sick.
TOTAL: 5
EMO
()You cut yourself over depression
(x)You have been depressed.
()You have/had black rimmed glasses.
(x) You like the band Evanescence
()you cry easily
(x)You like emo music.
()You hate being called emo.
(x)You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
(x)you have written a sad poem
(x) you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
TOTAL: 6
GHETTO/GANGSTA
()You like rap.
()You are/was in a gang.
()You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
(x) You swear once in a while or a lot ()You have freestyled.
()You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
()You can break dance
TOTAL: 1
HARDCORE/SCENE
(x) You like loud music
()You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
()You never walk anywhere.
() you wear slip-on shoes.
(x) You wear/wore Vans.
(x)You like the band panic! at the disco.
(x)You wear band t-shirts.
(x)People have called you a freak and meant it. ()You love to "hardcore" dance
(x)hair has been died more than 1 color
TOTAL: 6
ATHLETIC
(x)You watch/watched the Superbowl.
(x) You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
()You collect your jerseys.
()you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
()You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
()your garage consists of sports equiptment
()You belong/belonged to a school team.
()You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
()You have a specific number
TOTAL: 2
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid- Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High