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 Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter. ABOUT Adore reading, the harry potter universe, underappreciated slytherin ladies, and rare pairs. Works for other fandoms such as the raven cycle, the marvel cinematic universe, and all for the game are posted on ao3. None of my hp work is published there. My ask box, fic recs, headcanons, short drabbles, status page for WIPS, and Q & A are on tumblr at bonafake. Favorite ships include: draco/hermione, regulus/lily, harry/pansy, luna/hermione, tom/hermione, assorted rare pairs. SOCIAL ao3: bonafake tumblr: bonafake RECENT Everything At Once: COMPLETE: "Sirius," he said, voice trembling and breaking and shattering, while the sight of his dead godfather made him so terrified it hurt Hermione, too. The boy shook his head, looking confused. "What? No, no. I'm Regulus. Regulus Arcturus Black." RB/HG. Common Misconceptions: IN PROGRESS: He has wings. And they're erogenous zones. DM/HG/TN, NM/OMC. Veela triad fic. MULTI-CHAPTER WORKS IN PROGRESS Common Misconceptions: Currently working on ch. 3. DM/HG/TN. Magnum Opus: Currently revamping and editing from the beginning; NOT writing any new chapters. TN/HG. UPDATES (6/24/19) Surprise; I didn't do any revisions, and I'm not sure whether or not I'm going to. I'm still working on Common Misconceptions and Magnum Opus, but life has gotten in the way and I'm honestly not sure I have the right mindset to work on these particular multi-chapter things. My focus is currently shifting towards shorter things (I usually post those on ao3) and other chaptered things that have less structure than Common Misconceptions and Magnum Opus. I wrote very differently when I started those, and I don't know if I'll be able to continue writing those things in the way I used to. (6/17/18) I will be editing and revising all work rated M to a T rating. Revisions should be completed by December of this year. (4/11/18) Author claims that she is not dead. Authors ghosts ffn and tumblr for approximately a half-year. Author claims that she's not dead. Author promises to write the next chapter of her seventeen works in progress. Author ghosts ffn and tumblr for another half-year. Sound familiar? Sorry. But really, I'm trying to finish this next Common Misconceptions chapter. Truly, I am. (8/27/17) I found a chapter of Everything At Once in my drafts, so I went and posted it. No clue when the next one is coming - I'm about a quarter of the way through. (7/25/17) So, I disappeared for a little while there, but like. I'm alive and and sort of focusing in on writing more for Common Misconceptions, because that's really what interests me right now. (1/7/17) The first part of the Magnum Opus revamp has just been posted! Further chapters are forthcoming! (11/19) The Magnum Opus revamp is taking longer than previously expected... Thank you all for your patience and support! I expect to be re-posting sometime in January/February. |
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Aca-demic Arrangements by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
Modern AU - Primarily Tomione but other pairings will happen (het/slash) - Hermione's just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world. She took the midnight plane on a journey to LA in order to pursue her dream. What could possibly go wrong? - Not quite a crack!fic. Un-beta'd and rated M for sexual references, situations, and a lot of language. An a cappella story of aca-love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 112,748 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Poised by cocoartist reviews
"Excuse me, are you wanting ze bouillabaise?" The girl's eyes snapped up and Fleur's breath hitched for a second. [Goblet of Fire AU, Fleurmione] [Two-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 8/17/2017 - Published: 9/8/2015 - [Fleur D., Hermione G.] - Complete
Pygmalion by Colubrina reviews
When Tom Riddle walked through a doorway one fall afternoon everything changed and he found himself in a world wholly unprepared for him. "Something about you makes my brain itch," Hermione Granger said. "As if an earthquake had shifted everything sharply two feet to the left and then back again and it didn't all fit back quite right." Tomione. AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 178,316 - Reviews: 6450 - Favs: 4,361 - Follows: 3,395 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Doll's Eyes by nornling reviews
Pansy could learn to like plants, or at least appreciate their uses. (Muggle AU. PPxFW. Present for BonaFake.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Pansy P., Fred W.] Daphne G. - Complete
Rebuilding by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 300 - Words: 263,336 - Reviews: 37833 - Favs: 6,362 - Follows: 4,194 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
How I Loved Your Mother by 8srfan reviews
'Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story.' Ignoring finale and starting just moments after Barney and Robin's excruciating long wedding weekend, here's how Ted and the Mother dated, fell in love and had kids. Here's what happened to Marshall and Lily, and Barney and Robin's life together. Love, drama and comedy in a jump between flashbacks and flash-forwards.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 119,817 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Ted M., Mother] [Barney S., Robin S.] - Complete
Pumpkin Juice & Sunshine by siriusoriion reviews
She'd known that Sirius had a brother, of course. He complained about him all the time- loudly moaning to the entire common room about his stuck-up prat of a brother and how best to prank him. She had seen him around the castle before, sitting across the Great Hall or walking about with his Slytherin mates. None of that prepared her for coming face to face with him. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/17/2015 - [Lily Evans P., Regulus B.] Sirius B., James P. - Complete
how the mighty fall by cocoartist reviews
Old dark magic dictates that the Blacks must have an heir. [AU from the end of OotP] Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 127 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Hermione G., Regulus B.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Nose That Can See by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger has found herself inexplicably tossed back into time to Tom Riddle's Hogwarts. And he's a Veela and, wouldn't you know it, she's his mate. Could life get worse? But he seems to have an endless supply of out-of-season fruit so it can't be all bad, right? Tomione. Major character death, musical theater, and all that fruit. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Mulciber, Abraxas M. - Complete
Crookscrux by cocoartist reviews
Cats have nine lives. Tom has a problem. [Horcrux!Crookshanks] [This is probably a crackfic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/15/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Crookshanks - Complete
Big Head Boy by cocoartist reviews
He wears tweed jackets with leather elbow patches and red trousers and tie clips and he's stuffy and he's pretentious and - and, for some reason, Cho's drawn to him anyway. [Oxford University AU] [Gift fic for provocative-envy] [rare pair trash: chercy edition] COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2015 - [Percy W., Cho C.] - Complete
Pinky Promise by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: Because her voice is light and airy and musical and the only thing he can come up with to compare it to is a cloud—which is crazy. Voices aren't clouds. Clouds aren't voices. Clouds are…clouds. They float and they're filled with rain and they cover up the sun. Luna's voice isn't like that all. Luna's voice might as well be the sun. MF/LL. (Companion to 'Bite Marks').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Luna L., Marcus F. - Complete
The Wanderer by cocoartist reviews
Salazar Slytherin disappeared from Hogwarts one night, and was never seen again. Until now. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Salazar S.] - Complete
Monochromatic by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: And there's music pulsing in bass-heavy shockwaves up the notches of her spine and there's salt on the insides of her thighs and the hollows of her hips and she isn't Pansy Parkinson anymore, no, she isn't a girl who hides or runs or escapes, no, she's someone else she's someone new she's someone who's breathing and fighting and alive. PP/CW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Pansy P., Charlie W. - Complete
Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 183,705 - Reviews: 4438 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
Prime Cut by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: "Well, aren't you precious," he remarks, tongue darting out to flick at his bottom lip. "Do I need to put a towel down on the front seat before you'll get in the car?" She lifts her chin. "That depends. Do I need to Febreze you before we share an enclosed space?" HG/Scabior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Fairy Stone by Colubrina reviews
Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 2,937 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5383 - Favs: 10,612 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Semi Charmed Life by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: He spends most of his morning elbow-deep in the guts of a Hagrid-sized pumpkin, sifting through stringy orange pulp for the tear-shaped ivory seeds—he has to owl his mum for detailed instructions on how to roast the bastards, and even goes to an out-of-the-way backwoods apothecary to procure a last-minute bulk-order of ground cinnamon. CM/LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Luna L., Cormac M. - Complete
Bite Marks by provocative envy reviews
TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,421 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Punch Drunk by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: On her twelfth day, she's standing next to a bank of stainless steel wire bird cages and clasping a shrink-wrapped package of pine wood shavings to her chest and legitimately praying for strength when Harry pauses in the doorway for no readily apparent reason other than to scowl disapprovingly in her general direction and that just. No. That's it. PP/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Relationship Status: Pending by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet, to hooking up in a public loo, to ruining her best friend's wedding - she's done it all. (UNDERGOING REVISION 05/08/2015)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,935 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
A Fine Institution by Colubrina reviews
When the marriage law fic trope came beating at my brain, what could I do but give in to its brutal demands. Marriage law: now with curry, candy and artificial insemination. As Hermione said, it could have been worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 280 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Youth in Retrospect by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: She's buying a box of condoms when she meets him. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,498 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 214 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
War Paint by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,595 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Nightmare by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: A broken time turner shouldn't have sent me back so far. It was unprecedented. Stepping on it-smashing it-nothing should have happened. At most, I should have lost a week. At worst, I should have disappeared altogether. I shouldn't have traveled back fifty-two years; half a bloody century. This should not have happened. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,513 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
With Teeth by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: Albus Dumbledore had been wrong about Voldemort's horcruxes. There had never been just seven—or eight, technically, if Harry's scar was being counted. There had been seven hundred and seventy-seven. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 135 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Have Mercy by blackkisbackk reviews
"I'll have Granger begging to be in my bed within the month. Mark my words." "Care to put your money where your mouth is?" At St. Mungo's, Draco meets Hermione, a new psychiatrist at his hospital. After being forced to work together on a battered woman, feelings develop, but things get complicated when Draco makes a dangerous bet. Non-magic AU. Also HP/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,014 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Everything At Once reviews
COMPLETE: "Sirius," he said, voice trembling and breaking and shattering, while the sight of his dead godfather made him so terrified it hurt Hermione, too. The boy shook his head, looking confused. "What? No, no. I'm Regulus. Regulus Arcturus Black." RB/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,422 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Hermione G., Regulus B. - Complete
Magnum Opus reviews
IN PROGRESS: Hermione, Draco, Harry and Theo become friends under odd circumstances, forming a dueling club. Their club attracts some attention from the Dark Lord himself, and he offers them the chance of a lifetime: join him on his quest for world domination. Of course, they agree. What else could they do? HG/TN. Revisions beginning 10/29/16. Ch. 1-1 posted 1/7/17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.
Common Misconceptions reviews
IN PROGRESS: He has wings. And they're erogenous zones. DM/HG/TN, NM/OMC. Veela triad fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.
Lost In Translation reviews
ONE-SHOT: They're standing in the middle of the hallway, and Draco is holding his Econ textbook like it's a lifeline, and he's looking at Hermione like he needs her. It's desperate, animalistic—the kind of expression she'd expect from someone trapped in a place they can't get out from—an expression formed out of obligation. Need. DM/HG. Previously take back your memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
On the Rocks reviews
ONE-SHOT: The sound of the ocean makes Ginny Weasley want to die―makes her want to walk into the ocean with a dark wool dress on and rocks sewn into the pockets and vermilion lines running up her arms. TR/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The New Normal reviews
ONE-SHOT: First dates really shouldn't be like this. DM/HG. Ravenclaw sorting au. For LadiePhoenix007.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pocket Change reviews
ONE-SHOT: The first time they decide to run away is a crisp, cool day in the middle of October, with claret and amber leaves falling down, that, when walked upon, sound like the crackle of a broken radio on a folksy static-filled channel. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/21/2016 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Witch Hunt reviews
COMPLETE: Draco will do whatever she wants him to do. If she wants him to recruit an entire army or raze Rome in a day, he'd do it without question. He would swear his life to her if she asked. DM/HG. (now complete!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,040 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pomegranates reviews
ONE-SHOT: Now, she saw his very first smile, and it wasn't a good smile, no, no, it was the kind of smile that burnt your insides and froze them at the same time, it hurt other people and didn't care, but it loved her unconditionally. HG/TR. (tumblr request; edited 7/1/16.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Restorative reviews
ONE-SHOT: She's never been in love before, and now she is. And strangely enough, it's perfect. It's not the being in love with him part that she's scared of, Hermione realizes. It's losing him. DM/HG. Companion to Addictive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Addictive reviews
ONE-SHOT: And her lipstick tastes like sin but she tastes like champagne that's far too expensive for any wedding, even a tasteful one. She's looking at him, a question in her eyes and he must be a lot more sloshed than he thought he was because she's kissing him again and he. Barely. Notices. HP/PP. Companion to Restorative.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete