Greetings. I suppose this is the place you'd expect to see a cleverly thought out bio entry. You've thought wrong.

The only things I feel I need to say at the moment are the following; I hope you enjoy my moronic Hellsing fanfictions, which are currently not posted ... and I refuse to write any Integra/Incognito fanfictions.

Yes, those exist.

There are some sick minds out there. Sicker than mine.

Imagine that.