Hmmmm... either I'm just too lazy to get up from my cheapy fast food and actually write a story, I'm too over-come with sleep deprivation and insomnia to write a story, or I just don't have Word installed on this computer to write a decent story... or a combination of the three... Well, at least no one's begging me to get up from my imprinted crater on the couch to write these awful things... T-T And.. whomsoever does so will then provoke a large shovel in their netherlands.

Yes, yes. Goody. Alas, all stories are being DELETED. Please.. don't ask questions. They will be replaced by new ideas... though it takes my poor, dry, and withered brain quite some time to figure out a creative line... the beany substance in my head often refuses to bring me the creative, lovely story-line I'd like.

About Me (Run. Run Fast.)

Name : Autumn. No, it has nothing to do with leaves, though I AM known to be rather crunchy when stepped on. o.o. Call me Spoons if you'd like... no suggestive questions on why that is.

Eyes: At the time... very red... o.o *yawn*
Hair: Do you want the original color?
Gender: 100.6 XX chromosone

Age : I don't know whether I been counting forewards or backwards, but every year on a certain date, the number seems to change. I don't know why that is.

Interests: Hmmm... provokitive, often unsuccessful attempts to be good at something.

Fav. Movie: None at the moment... though, terrifying movies DO give me a bit of a kick. There's nothing like getting scared outta' your money.

Nationality: God knows.

Abilities : Hmmm... I'll have some time to think about that. Most of them are virtually useless.

STORIES

NONE.

Ideas = (Usually, after .5 seconds of writting these down, I change my mind)

Title : Ten-Pin Men
Catagory : Harry Potter
Genre : Humor/Fantasy/Romance (Ish)
Teaser : Hermione has never been the girly type. Primming and prissing are things little known by the rather large-intellect girl with bushy hair and hardly any mind for men in her life at any time... but what when she is kidnapped on Halloween, the one day when you can dress up as anything you want? In the case.. the opposite gender. Of course, it is a bit ironic when this place happens to be positively FULL of men... and the only chance of survival is to become the dreaded XY!
Release Date :Whenever I get around to it.

Title : FBIdentity Theft
Catagory : Inu-Yasha
Genre : Humor/Romance/Angst/Logic (Surprising coming from me, isn't it?)
Teaser : Just her luck. Kagome has gotten her credit card stolen for the second time in her life... who could've done it? But then, in the last place you'd ever expect, she meets a peculiar dog with way too much suspicion on anything not to be a suspect. But HE also has a case of identity theft. But it's not any ordinary theft.. it's personality theft. Can Kagome help cure him when he is always on his 'bad side'? -HINT HINT-
Release Date : Probably the End of Summer or So...