"The problem here, professor Dumbledore, is that you keep on wondering what my position on the board is. I started off as your pawn, then at some point I became a useful bishop; but suddenly you see yourself wondering if I might not just be the black queen." Hermione looked at him then, and smiled. "And what you don't realize is that we're not playing chess anymore." (Dark)

Crowley was fully aware for a while now that he was feeling that four-letter word that started with L towards Aziraphale. He didn't need the Blaupunkt and some bloody lyrics to rub it to his face. Wherein the Blaupunkt could somehow read what Crowley was thinking and would play an appropriate song for it.

Draco finds himself reliving a significant part of his life and in so decideds to make a few changes. During his redemptive journey he finds true friends, a hopeful future, and love he never thought possible.

From Transfiguration essays to going over Quidditch strategies, Marcus is happy to help.

Crowley doesn't take the antichrist to the nuns at St Beryls. Instead, he takes the child to a bookshop in Soho.

The gang attempt to solve a 25-year-old murder, but it seems to reveal more mysteries. Rated M to be safe

The baby was due in T-minus four weeks- not that Tenten was going to let that slow her down.

Each chapter is a new drabble or short fic for the Marvelously Magical facebook group challenges, which will all consist of crossovers between the MCU and HPU. Notes at the beginning of each chapter will give you the summary and pairing and rating.

Merlin is confused, Arthur is smarter than some might think, Morgana is enjoying this far too much, and Gwen is just done with all of them. What else is new? (1st in A Torrent of Light series)

Scorpius reveals something that happened in the alternate reality he visited, and it changes Hermione's life forever. Cursed Child AU SSHG

AU/ Time-Travel/Reincarnation!fic:- The clock rewound, and Fifty years earlier, in a Nara Household, a girl child was born –with eyes that spoke of Wisdom far beyond her years, and thus was named "Chieko Nara." Shikamaru-reborn-as-Chieko-in-Minato's-generation.

Trying to rescue a neighbouring princess, Arthur and Merlin get captured by an evil sorceress intent on carrying the next heir of Camelot. In a dire moment Merlin reveals his magic and the evil sorceress is defeated. The new life chooses the closest viable host and Merlin finds himself in a predicament he never thought possible. (Temporary gender-bend)

A good advisor would not waste time and brain resources pining for their Hokage. Or their Hokage's wife. Possibly both. Unfortunately, Nara Shikamaru was not that advisor. Hinata/Naruto/Shikamaru. Shikamaru-centric. Crackish.

The Pevensies decide to remain in Narnia following the Talmarine War. What does their future hold, now that they've made this decision? What happens when a certain frizzy haired brunette appears bloody and battered in the entrance hall of Cair Paravel? JUST A PREVIEW FOR NOW! Will begin really writing when my other story is complete. Looking for Editor/Beta Reader.

Famous actor Joey Tribbiani needs to clean up his image. A PR relationship with business man Chandler Bing feels like the perfect fix.

Lucy finds Platform Nine and Three-Quarters. A Narnia/HP crossover written for the Crossover Exchange.

Aaron Hotchner is riding West on a borrowed horse, hiding the man he used to be behind a shortened name and a beard he only sometimes thinks of shaving. His desire to keep on running until he hits the setting set is waylaid by an unexpected meeting with a man on a mule who says he's looking for his lost luck. /Cowboy AU/

Boys are idiots. Ninja boys are idiots with deadly weapons, and it's the kunoichi's privilege and duty to call them out on their bullshit. Or how Tenten becomes the Konoha equivalent of a coach for kunoichi completely on accident, mostly because of her pathological inability to let shit go. Tenten-centric.

AU. Monica and Chandler wake up and soon discover that they are, in fact, dead. They are informed that they must figure out their unfinished business before they can "pass on." The two furiously begin this project, and they soon learn more about their friends than they ever knew when they were alive. They also learn more about each other, and it's surprising.

With the growing feeling of hostility towards Slytherins after the war, Ron and Harry decide that marrying Draco and Severus might go some way to counteracting it. While Harry and Severus seem content simply to shag each other's brains out, Ron and Draco embark on something that might become more meaningful for them both.

The previous name of this story was "Losers" [Spoiler alert] If you have not watched Avengers Infinity War & Ant-Man and the Wasp, don't read this story! They thought they knew what sorrow and loss felt like, but they were so so wrong.

Tenten got her 100% accuracy from Itachi Uchiha. Written for the Tenten Appreciation Month - Week Three: growing up

So, a magnificent Gryffindor, a gentle Ravenclaw, a just Slytherin and a valiant Hufflepuff walk into a magical castle...stop me if you already know that one. Reincarnated Pevensies at Hogwarts AU, Marauders Era. Post 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe' AU

INFINITY WAR SPOILERS-Half the universe is dead. The remaining Avengers have grouped together, but two of them still have unresolved conflict...with Bruce, Natasha, and the rest of the Avengers looking on, Steve and Tony must either reconcile their differences or part ways for good.

Post Infinity War: Tony and Steve are worlds apart dealing with the emptiness of lost family members. They've lost everything. Did they lose one another?

Realizing the effect of his first lesson, Remus goes to see Severus. (Warnings in Authors Note, please read - nothing graphic or explicit, merely hinted at)

It took years, a katana, and the Uzumaki kids for her to accept fate.

Tenten's discovery of the Bashosen, battling Edo Kakuzu, Toroi, Guren, Hiruko etc. allying with Kurotsuchi, Darui, Hiashi, Yuugao, C, Ibiki, Kurenai, Temari... K11, NejiTen and Tenten's bond with Ino are significant. Her mother is focused in flashbacks, featuring Hiruzen, Danzo, Yugito, Onoki, Inoichi & Sai. Tenten's proficiency with the Sage Tools is revealed, linked to her birth.

Throughout the quest Legolas keeps a secret from the rest of the fellowship, one that may jeopardize not only the mission but his own life. But after all, they both had greatly desired for this. Mpreg. Not Slash.

A series of unrelated snapshots into the lives of Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago.

A quirk of fate turns Tenten into a modern day Snow White and tosses her into the lives of the Huyga-Uzumaki family right at Christmas. However, she has her own problems, and not time for 'Prince Not-So-Charming' or anything else to get in her way. Modern AU. Seasonal fluff. NejiTen, NaruHina, KonoHana, SasuSaku

How do you deny a body that needs and a heart that loves? Set during the Golden Age. Warning Incest!

Kaiba Seto and Jounouchi Katsuya are VERY distressed to find out that their respective siblings, Mokuba and Shizuka, are dating in secret. Setting out to prevent that, the brothers slowly come to realize that there are other things entirely to be distressed about... Written for laughs (and possible friendship between older siblings later on).

In which boys are smitten with Tenten. And she's confused as to why. So are other people.

Shikamaru was watching the clouds slowly drift by. The world was licking its wounds and recovering after the war. With death no longer hovering over them like a dark shadow, Naruto disturbs his peace for some much needed love advice- Who's the one for him? Hinata or Sakura? The genius starts doubting neither is the answer. SasuNaru/NaruSasu ONESHOT

Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.

When performers are being killed at an alarming rate, the BAU decides to send an agent undercover to lure the murderer out. There's just one big problem with this plan: none of them can sing. Fortunately, one of them has a little magic up his sleeve.

Female only teams would improve the selfesteem of all involved, right? Well, that's what Sakura thought at least. But when she finds herself in charge of one, she learns that her esteem isn't in trouble, it's her sanity. Alternate Reality

After her quarrel with Ron at the Yule Ball, Hermione is offered a dance by an unlikely party. The story refers to the events as narrated in the movie.

A collection of unconnected oneshots centred on relationships between Sasuke and Tenten exploring different AU's, themes and connections. Hope you enjoy. Requests welcome.

When Joey Wheeler accepts a position of game tester at Kaiba Corp, he finds himself immersed in his own perfect world. As the lines between reality and the virtual world begin to blur, his ties to the real world and his loyalty to his friends come into question, as does his confusing relationship with Seto Kaiba, and his growing infatuation with his new boss's virtual clone.

Tenten has never been much for girlish behavior. All her life she's preferred the company of males, to the point where she's eventually considered "one of the guys." But when Neji Hyuga makes an entrance into her life, she suddenly finds herself at the center of a romance she never even dreamed of. But nothing is ever quite that simple, is it? NejiTen, SasuSaku, SasuTen.

HinaShikaNaruTen friendship fantasy fic. Hinata is the lonely goddess of color. Can an old apple tree fix that? Summary is pretty bad, story is better. Rated for few cuss words.

The entire company is in the afterlife. Everything is perfect, except dwarves and hobbits don't go to the same place in the afterlife. The Company of Thorin Oakensheild has faced orcs, goblins, trolls and a dragon; they are not about to let the afterlife or the plans of the Valar stand between them and their burglar.

After his time with the Witch, Edmund loses his taste for sweets, but he learns to love apples.

What happens when Shino goes out drinking? Who knows? Only two people know. But who are these two people and what will they do? Warning: YAOI involved

Smaug has a new toy...Bilbo

Shikamaru had known that he was missing the most vital piece in his board...that is until he finds it within the likes of Konoha's weapon's mistress. The lazy genius finds himself playing the most difficult game of shogi in his life filled with love, despair and a whole lot of confusion. Will he be on the offensive or will he succumb to the counterattack? ShikaTen Oneshot.

Tenten, a long-time sleeper agent in Konoha, breaks her cover to deliver vital information back to her home village. As she tries to flee Fire Country with her precious cargo, she is pursued by the very people she has learned to like and admire. (Completed! Yay!)

Much to the dismay of his staff, Dumbledore decides to have them put on a faculty production of Shakespeare's "Macbeth." What laughs or tears will come out of it... and what romances? Set during "Prisoner of Azkaban," but focuses on the Hogwarts teachers. Something wicked this way comes!

Fill for a tumblr prompt. He'd never seen Tony like this – so stripped down of his usual armors and completely in his element. Or, Steve sees Tony in his tank top when he's in his workshop and likes it. A lot.

What do a bunch of superheroes do when they have time off? Apparently they play Minecraft. One shot, just for fun. Could be read as an epilogue to my other fic "Assembled We Are Strong", but you don't have to read that to read this. Teamfic with lots of Hawkeye.

Or the story of how nineteen year old Draco Malfoy spent the Christmas season tangled up in fairy lights and dangling from the roof of 12th Grimmauld Place, which was probably even more dangerous than his decision to join in the Order in the first place. AU from book 6 on.

Sometimes you have to settle for what is readily available to you, and sometimes that turns out to be better than what you were yerning for in the first place. AU smut piece.

Shikamaru finds out his mom is back on the active roster and accepting missions. His dad personally hand-picked her new training partner and Shikamaru can't object to having her around. ShikaXTen Me no own.

"Are you trying to talk your way into my bed?" "Obviously."

John's in hospital, which means Sherlock is, too. Lestrade takes it upon himself to look in on them.

Moments of John and Sherlock's friendship through the eyes of others.

One had eyes like the moon, bright and opaque and brilliant; and one had eyes like the night, dark and deep and haunting. But both had hearts as bright and warm and almost as unreachable as the sun. Almost. SasuTen One-shot

"Greg, since our boyfriends are being so…uncooperative…would you care to join me for a dance?" John held out his hand. "Would love to," Greg grinned, taking the offered appendage. Jealousy did not become the Holmes boys, except, well, when it did. Mystrade/Johnlock

In which Sherlock is bored and can't sleep in his own bed. Slash.

Years of training taught her that sacrificing one's life for the village was noble, and something that a ninja should be prepared to do. Yet all the while Tsunade was speaking, all Tenten could think of was that she and Lee wouldn't make it back to Konoha alive.

After witnessing and uncovering the treatment of the other girls at Hogwarts, Hermione decides she's going to make a statement about it. The Pink Power Granger appears at an otherwise ordinary Thursday dinner, and nothing is ever the same again.

"What do you mean you bathe more than once per season?" After only a short while of travelling with his heathen captors, Bilbo discovers that the tales of the fearsome, filthy and savage Northmen from his childhood might be much closer to great inaccuracy than the actual truth.

Tenten and her teammates are on a mission to track down Oriochimaru's hideout when they realize his threat is much deeper than they'd first reckoned. Now she and her fellow survivors will have to fight for their survival in a world ridden with disease and deception. Zombies. Plague. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

When she suddenly finds her life at a standstill, he finds his life beginning to move forward. They are prisoners of their own defenses― he his sand, she her heart. How many grains of sand must fall in the hourglass before time brings them together? Ga/TT

Her scars are her shield. —Tenten.

AU highschool one-shot prompt. Sanji suddenly decides he feels bad keeping his and Zoro's relationship from their friends, but doesn't know how to go about telling them. Zoro takes matters into his own hands. Boyxboy. Cursing.

Sanji suffers from the still lingering effects of a truth serum and lets an important secret slip. Zosan boyxboy fluff? Rated for cursing.

"Hey cook, you wanna do it?"- On a stormy night aboard the Going Merry, Sanji tries to deal with a delirious and drunk Zoro, in more ways than one. YAOI one-shot. Rated T for sexual themes and naughty swear words

For sixteen years I had grown up without a doubt in my mind of who I was. Hermione Granger, Muggleborn extraordinaire. So it was hardly expected, waking up surrounded by faces that I identified as my enemies, only to be told that I was someone else.

It all began with a false rumour, one which was 'obviously' too convincing for Neji to have just ignored. Tenten is dating Uchiha, his rival? It just didn't sit well with this Hyuga. Nor with a certain Uchiha Itachi... Non massacre AU! SasTenIta

Neji, Lee, and Tenten have little traditions, when one has been sent on a mission without the others. Of course, they would never tell anyone else about them. They have an image to uphold after all.

Arthur and Eames met in dreams long before they met in reality.

Starts during TOW Rachel Finds Out...only she doesn't find out. What would have been had there been no Ross and Rachel. Randler. Complete.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

Tony Stark has invited the Avengers to come stay at the newly rebuilt Stark Tower. Little did he know when he invited them that it would lead to Captain America hunting, hot pockets exploding, S'mores, Titanic Rants, Harry Potter movie Marathons, and most importantly...his feelings for Steve.

The four kunoichi of the rookie 9 and Team Guy have a nice talk about the perfect guy. But who is the perfect guy? NaruTen.

Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.

just as it says on the tin, lots of cuddling and fluffy things

When Tenten finds out about her past, she ends up traveling down a path of nightmares and mysteries. As she tumbles in the dark, will Neji be able to keep her from straying too far? ::Tenten x Neji:: ::slight one-sided Sauke x Tenten:: R&R please. Final chapter is up!

A feline Itachi In heat... Yaoi. AU. OOC.

Chapter Ten: Tenten explains to Lee why exactly he'll never be able to defeat Neji. The reason certainly isn't what Lee expected to hear. Leeten friendship.

Hidan has dug himself up and has decided to get revenge on Shikamaru. That was his plan anyway. Rated M for Hidan, Please read and enjoy

She wasn't sure how it happened, but her night went from good to bad...to good. At least once he arrived. ShinoTen for Rel's ShinoTen contest theme #47: Perfection.

Dumbledore casts Snape and McGonagall as Benedick and Beatrice in a Hogwarts production of Much Ado About Nothing, and a certain degree of hilarity ensues.

John stumbles into a rather unexpected person while on an impromptu shopping trip.

Severus is challenged by Hooch to a broom race, but he can't fly and Minerva offers herself to teach him.

What was Tenten's childhood like? Was it cheerful and the perfect childhood? Or was it an awful event which will trouble Tenten forever?

Ryou can't sleep. Marik offers to share his tent and Ryou shares a sweet memory. Oneshot. Angstshipping/hints of Thiefshipping.

4 girls mysteriously disappear when the elders discharge Tsunade from being hokage and pass a new law forbidding women to become ninja. Five years later, Konoha is attacked. 5 'things' invade. Who is this fifth 'thing? No Yuri

Hell hath no furry like a Tech Analyst scorned, and unfortunately for Reid and Morgan, their road to hell really was paved with good intentions. Slash.

She didn't have much hope that she could persuade Shibi, but she had to go out with style, no? Tenten and Shibi share tea in the late afternoon concerning her relationship with his son. Me no own. TentenxShino. One shot. Complete.

Hannibal calls Face and Murdock into his office. Unfortunately for them, they don't run screaming when they have the chance. mild slash

A man's reputation is what other people think of him, his character is what he really is. Rated 'T' for foul language and subject matter.

A prototype product from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes causes quite a stir at Hogwarts and affects the lives of Hermione and Ginny in ways they never imagined... Hermione/Ginny femslash

What if you got a phone call from Davy Jones, Hector Barbossa, Tia Dalma,James Norrington, Elizebeth Swann, William Turner, Or CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW himself? What would you say? What would THEY say? ...

Harry has only ever loved Ron and Hermione, Ron only loved Harry and Hermione, and Hermione only loved Harry and Ron. so why should there ever be more than just the three of them?

Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.

It's Disney's Mulan with the cast of Naruto, yo!

A quick Gaara-centric oneshot for his birthday. slight Nejiten and GaaTen implied.

Konoha Girls Grammar School is merged with their brother school. How to deal with members of the opposite sex and love? Yes, it's another AU highschool fic. Inspired by EshtarWind's gorgeous artwork. nejiten & more pairings...

Tenten could only hope afterwards that a marriage proposal by means of torture was the Copy Nin's twisted idea of a joke. Otherwise, it didn't look like there was anything she could do about it. Kakashi x Tenten.

What happens when Shikamaru loses his hair-tie and Tenten wont let him borrow one of hers?

Deidara drags Sasori to the carnival and spends his money. To get back at him, Sasori makes him go into what he thinks is the carnival haunted house, but is actually a REAL one. It also doesn't help that the blonde is deathly scared of haunted houses..

Drabble/One-shot/at-the-moment-type story. The Akatsuki try to play boards on game night and epically fail.

Naruto kisses Sasuke by accident AGAIN. But the only persons reacting as you'd expect is Sakura and Kakashi. And can you even leave Naruto and Sasuke alone in a romantic scene? SasuNaru shounen-ai!

Lee's constantly pulling Tenten into group hugs since Neji never joins in. She'd always thought it was harmless, until she found herself squashed together with the Kazekage. Gaaten.

One-shot. Temari and Tenten got tired of waiting for the boys to make a moves... that and I think they're a little drunk... :3 Please R&R :D

Gai sensei had always said that the key to defeating a genjustu user was to look at their feet. That was why Tenten was staring at Uchiha Sasuke's feet - if he tried any funny business she was going to roundhouse kick him in the face. SasuTen lurve.

Deidara wakes up after being poisoned in a tough battle and is in a small space with Sasori. Sasori explains that they are in Hiruko, his main puppet, but the space is limited and Sasori is acting funny towards the blond. SasoDei/DeiSaso OneShot

Neji. Tenten. Undercover. In a high school. With vampires. And zombies. And pirates. And Kakashi. Kakatenji. Or Nejitenshi. Or Tenten just watching the two of them- no. Maybe. Droubble drabble series.

Tenten's getting married, someone's upset about it. You should listen to Glad I Crashed the Wedding by Busted while reading.

Now re-edited and several thousand words longer. Hopefully whetting your appetite for the upcoming sequel! P.S Yes this is shoujo-ai.

A Spongebob Squarepants parody - with cracky themes. Due to watching a scary robot movie, Deidara becomes scared to death and wary of the possible existence of robots. When Itachi gets involved, he becomes just as paranoid. Evidence points to their own leader, Pain, being an evil robot wanting to take over the world! Can the two set aside differences and save the day?

J.D. has a song in his head but it ends up with him finding something unexpected about Dr Cox. JD/ DR COX non slash. ONESHOT

There was nothing else to do but wait. But what could they do to kill some time? Talking about thier future of course. Tenten/Shino

She was a princess but hated everything about it. She then found 'IT' and her life went from royalty to piracy in one day. Pair. TenNeji. Pirates.

Naruto goes to buy some manga, but ends up encountering Itachi Uchiha! Why is he here? And will Naruto's friends help fight him? And more importantly, why the heck is Sasuke on crack?

Crackfic. Valentine's turns out to be Team Gai's favorite time of the year, as Lee and Tenten bond together to awaken the couples of the Naruto world to the wonders of love and youth, while Neji is initially content to watch the entertainment unfold. Nejitenlee friendship/love.

Aphrodisiacs don't really work. It's fun to pretend, though. Sasuten.

Tenten, Sakura, Ino and Hinata are going to their high school like normal girls. But when they and the four most popular guys get in fights and these snotty girls are all over ther place, what is going to happen this school year?

Perhaps, in some way, her outfit helped during the mission to get rid of the dirty, yellow-bellied rats of the criminal underworld. It was just annoying while she wore it in Konoha, though. Just a short bit of nothing for Halloween. Nejiten.

When Reid is taken hostage in a bank by a group the team has been profiling, he must work to keep the hostages safe by making sacrifices of his own and creating a bond with his captor. Team and Reid fic. No pairing, no other warnings. Just some whump

what happens when the teachers decide to have a drinking contest and have a little too much. they end up back in the common room playing a game hooch and McGonagall used to play "TRUTH AND DARE STRIP TEASE" what truths and dares are done?

sequel to the '7 Things' oneshots. Wilf is punching the Doctor, Jack is being chased by nurses, Mickey is being the smart one, Donna and Human are having personality transplants and the Doctor wonders if he's better of alone. happy b-day Josie

ShinoTen, GaaSaku, HidaTema, ShikaIno, HinaKiba, Irunko. AU Crack! Shino gets dragged into the school play as the Dracula to Tenten's Mina. Insanity ensues. See inside for more details. Rated for language and innuendo.

Zoro dials a wrong number trying to get a hold of his friend, but it turns out to be kind of awesome.

It had been a really freaking long mission. Gai. Lee. Neji. Tenten.

Neji and Tenten have a daughter, but they need a break. But who will babysit their daughter? Maybe leaving her with the green beasts of konoha is not such a good idea?

just because he erased her memories didn't mean he erased his habits. seven huge habits come out constantly, followed with little quirks all from the Doctor...it's driving Sylvia and Wilf insane.

Being stuck in the body of your team mate isn’t such a good idea. Especially if said team mate was Hyuuga Neji. Tenten finds out what a wet dream is and Neji gets his first ever period. NejiTen

-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.

The thing is, Dwayne has gotten so used to listening to Frank's quiet, even breathing at night that he's now helpless to drift off without it. Little Miss Sunshine; incest implied, don't read if it offends you.

Sometimes she just really feels left out of the loop. She's not their buddy, partner in crime, or comrade. To them, she's more like a mom. How lame is that?

ONESHOT Hinata, Sakura, Ino, and Tenten have a sleepover at the Hyuga house... and Tenten goes sugar-high! Randomness, hair-abuse, crack, and Nejiten galore!

I'm back and sugar high with my good friend, Nightshadow Dweller. Not much to say except THIS... this is one cracked out fic.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

What chaos will ensure when Temari hosts a sleepover?It's my first story so please be nice. NejiTen, SasuSaku, TemaShika

Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]

What? TenTen's gonna miss training? For surgery? An abortion? OH NOES! Gai is an idiot...

Hinata is delivering a photo to Tenten. On the way, she meets the fans of Shikamaru, Ino, Chouji, Neji, Sakura, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Tenten, and Sasuke who just happen to mistake it for something else. Hinata will have to avoid the: Attack of the Fans!

Gaara didn't like how this girl had the audacity to laugh at him. [Gaara x Tenten Friendshipish...]

Tenten/Temari, twoshot. Temari and Tenten are the best of friends, but when they can't see each other for a while Temari find herself thinking way too much, and realizes new things about their relationship. Chapter 2, same but with Tenten as the star.

OneShot: Neji, an ass, dares his ex, Tenten, to kiss another guy... so she does, she kisses the poor shmuck avenger, Uchiha Sasuke... RYR... PLEASE DON'T MIND CHAPTER2

Like many other shinobi, Tenten has achieved her status through hard work and her own unique training style. After all, she is known as the Weapons Mistress of Konoha, and she can make her weapons dance. [Oneshot]

[OS] Shikamaru wakes up to another troublesome day...where everyone is stealing his favorite line? What will become of Konoha when everyone acts like Shikamaru?

[Slight NejiTen] A bet made, Neji shopping, and a little game of pretend

In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!