To those poor unfortuante people who happened to stumble across my profile, here's a bit about me.

My pen name is Gerald Macon. I have a real name, if you'd care to know it (Edward-- and yes, I'm practically a gay fairy, but I don't sparkle like a fucking disco ball.)

Harry Potter makes up 90% of what I live and breathe. Oxygen, Nitrogen, Argon and other assorted elements make up the rest.

I'm pansexual with a preference for men, but I do enjoy the company of a woman every once in a while.

I'm slightly obsessed with The Avengers, with a preference for The Hulk (it hasn't gotten sexual-- yet.)

I mainly write smut, however, I prefer not to degrade my characters. They deserve better, fictional or not.

I'm a dancer, and I'm proud of this. I prefer lyrical and contemporary, but will accept jazz funk in my routines.

I've also done a few pole-dancing routines... in my mind, of course. No strip bar would be able to handle me ;)

I've never done anything excessively important with my life, unless you count holding a relationship for three years with my loving boyfriend Elijah (Taylor Swift, take note. I can keep the men wanting more.)

I hate people who can't take and dish constructive criticism properly, but who doesn't? If you can give it, you best be willing to take it (no gay pun intended, but the gay pun exists anyways.)

I'm not very into sports, but when The Lakers come on I do stop and watch for a brief moment or two, and occasionally I cheerlead from the couch.

If I seem critical, it's because I am. Like it or not, not everybody is going to like your work. And even further than that, not everybody's going to be quiet when they think your writing needs work.

That being said, if I post a harsh review on something you've written, take it as a compliment. It means I cared enough to let you know that your writing wasn't as superior as you thought, and that I was helping you get better. It also means that I had enough stomach to finish the story.

I'm not always open for a friendly chat, so if you PM me at random and I ignore you, don't take it personally. This is me, like it or not.

As fabulous as I am, I'm not always sugar, spice, or anything nice.

If you do manage to impress me, however, then you get to see the kinder side of me. But don't get your hopes up, not much impresses me.

I'm happy with my life. Depression is somewhere I went in my teen years, and don't plan to go again. Don't try and use your depression and heartbreak as an excuse to bitch about your life. It's not as bad as you think it is.

And yes, I am full of myself. And sometimes I'm full of Elijah, but it isn't any of your goddamn business.

Have a nice day :)