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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Hey all wats up? I have finally gotten a story started! It's a Harry Oh yeah, My homepage is a link to a site where Damantaray and I have collaborated to create a new series! Read it and love it! Stuff about me! Name: Midde-Earthian (hehehhe... you didn't think I would tell you my real mname didja? Sucker.) Age: Between 1 and 99. Location: Canada. I hope you figured out that I like being vague. Fave TV shows: Inuyasha, Fillmore (so ashamed), Simpsons, Family Guy, Dark Oracle, Guenevere Jones, Teen Titans. Fave Books: All of them; LotR, Series of Unfortunate Events, Eragonand Harry Potter especially. Fave Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, LotR, The Princess Bride, Anything Miyasaki. Fave websites: My own, this one, Powerpets, NuklearPower...yeah. Favorite Word: Pneumonountramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Longest word I know. Likes: See above, Lord of the Rings, writing, reading, bike rides, swimming Dislikes: Mary-Sues (must...kill...), LAWYERS, people who spell 'Tolkien' wrong, LAWYERS, Health Issues class, LAWYERS, people who are too lazy to use speel-chaeck/grammar check, LAWYERS, people who are lazy in general, LAWYERS, too much TV, oh, and did I mention that I HATE LAWYERS? Now... READ MY STORY! The title changes alot, so remember that. |
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Changes Can Be Made by Fawkes' Feather reviews
Lily hates James but something happens that changes her life for the worst. James is right there with her. Rated R for rape, sexual situations, and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,053 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Hippogriff Fever by alfalfajane reviews
A nasty virus has struck the wizarding world. Both Hermione and George contract it and are put into a three month quarantine zone at the burrow. Will they be able to survive the quarantine without killing…..or kissing each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,061 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 3/31/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mermaid's Curse by Kristen257 reviews
Hermione is hit with the Mermaid's Curse and is forced to return to the water every night. She must marry to lift the curse or lose her magic and become a mermaid forever. I've shortened the title from Hermione Granger and the Mermaid's Curse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,619 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Hermione G.
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Randumbness by Wolf McCloud-123 reviews
If you emphasize the 'dumb' in that word, the whole plot will be revealed to you. Rating may go up if I write anything truly offensive.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,076 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005
Welcome to Rivendell Mr Anderson by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews
Two is better than one...and when two sisters are combined, nothing can stop them. Sauron sends the Fellowship to modern times, but Barb and Em are there to help. Even when it means leaving home...for Middle Earth. NEW SUM! NOT A MARY SUE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 203,423 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Haldir, Boromir
4 Supers, 3 Rulers by mystery007 reviews
If 4 other supers helped out the Incredibles, would it do any good or bring trouble? Would the 3 evil rulers finish Syndrome's work? There's a way to find the answers to the questions, read it! Funny, interesting and much better than this lazy summary!
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,315 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005
Fairy Tales For the Mentally Unstable LOTR Style by BUG-SLAYER reviews
Once Upon a time there was a story in which two random characters meet and something happens. The End.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004
One Mixed Up Mary-Sue by Cheez Socks reviews
There's something funny going on in Middle-earth... Foreboding make-believe prophecies, dopey brainwashed suitors, and enough ridiculousness to make a girl go crazy! Part 1 of Emily's series. Do watch your step, you wouldn't want to step in any of the BS going on around here.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,837 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Alfonso the Ring: Part II by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
Relive the story, the epic, the adventure, and the romance...through the eyes of the Ring! Lord of the Rings, told as it should be: by the One Ring himself. Rated for very coarse language and minor slash. Last chapter is UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004
So Long, and Thanks for All the Phish by Ol' Janx Spiriteers reviews
A peek into the digital lives of Arthur and Ford. And a few other people they meet on the way. CHAPTER THREE UP.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
This Time Around by Disneydoll0424 reviews
Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 255,823 - Reviews: 5103 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Poem by Anakin McFly reviews
Far out in the vast uncharted reaches of, uh, space, There lived a group of creatures, known as the human race...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005
The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Eragon Musical? by ElladanandElrohirrock reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. WARNING: Much odd strangeness and strange oddness inside. Also many cleverI hope! rewordings of popular songs and showtunes! Thank god Saphira is still sane!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2005
A New Problem by Vaneria Potter reviews
We've seen them against Sauron. We've seen them against Torture and unthinkable dangers. We've seen them against Mary Sue. But what happens when the Fellowship goes up against a whole new horror.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,105 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Eomer - Complete
Mary Sue the Magnificent by Avalon Estel reviews
The tragic life of MarySue, heir of Isildur, from her orphaned birth to the Defeat of Sauron. A parody. Chp. Eight: The end of the battle, more deaths, and Frodo escapes. Rating for mild comical violence. ON HIATUS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Frodo B., Legolas
Trapped in Darkness by gothic kisses reviews
The thoughts that run through her mind. All those suicidal things. She can't take it ; and she is about to snap when she gets raped.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/21/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Homely Ring by taulaes reviews
A parody of The Ugly Duckling. OR What Sauron Was Doing Right Before Gollum Arrived at Barad Dur.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2005
Crazy Chats with the Harry Potter Characters by Elladora D. Jobberknoll reviews
Elladora is now a wonderful interviewer of Harry Potter characters! But is that really a good thing? Character humiliation! Scandal! Laughs! Craziness! Snog requests! And perhaps the most crazy of all ... Voldemort as a cameraman?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 7/15/2004
ABC's For Middle Earth by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews
Ever wonder what the ABC's are like for Middle Earth? Well here they are! This was written when we should have been listening to the sermon in church! Please R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2005
Journey to Mordor By SUV by BregoBeauty reviews
What happens when an SUV lands in Middleearth and the Fellowship finds it? Craziness ensues! Covers all three movies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 68,551 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
Alfonso the Ring by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
The LOTR trilogy, seen through the eyes of the most important character---Mr. One Ring himself! (Beware! Ring has a snarky attitude, this is rated for coarse language & maybe slash) Last chapter up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,059 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 1/15/2003
and really bad eggs by TavernWenches reviews
Two POTC fans get sucked through time and meet Jack Sparrow. Who knows what will happen. It's better than it sounds. Please read!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003
Intergalactic Jail by Aerial Bard reviews
What do you get when you mix a Creative Writing class assignment and a Band-Aid?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2002
Pineapple by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
I've taken lines from M:I-2 and replaced certain words with the word "pineapple". The results are either stupid, funny, or just plain weird. Please r&r!!!
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/17/2001
Of Hogwarts and Winnipeggers reviews
Formerly A New School, A New Life. When a new generation enters Hogwarts and finds it changed, what will happen to their outlook on life? Will they make it past first year? Strange things happen in the halls, and nothing is certain anymore. Chapter 5 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005
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