KayJohide bio
Stuff about me. My name's Katie. Currently a brunette though that tends to change. I like to party. And when I get sleep deprived you get talk of Gummie Bear brains, muffins, and string. Likes:sleep, Johnny Depp, dancing, Johnny Depp & me,singing, Johnny Depp, Chris Rock, Johnny Depp, gymnastics, Johnny Depp, horses, Johnny Depp as a pirate, Kenpo, Johnny Depp, Pirates, monkeys, penguins, tigars. Dislikes: mean people Faveorite Quotes and Inside Jokes: Pointy shoes Do you need some chocolate? Brian your family disowned me You see what had happend was Yum whipped cream Safe! "String!" Don't ask. Mostly cuz I have no clue what was in my friends head and I don't want to. "There are two muffins in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin 'it's hot in here' and the other muffin says 'wow a muffin that talks!" Homer why do you have so many bowling balls? "I'm gay for David Casidy." "I don't think Buffy's Watcher likes me too much. I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time. So he's gotta be pretty far gone." Dawn But miiiiiiiiiim "So Willow's not driving stick anymore. Who would have thought?" Faith "This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and have drugs."Anya "That was real manly how you shrieked and all." Faith "Just because this is never going to work, there's no need to be negative." Giles "You gotta give me something to do. There's no way I'm sleeping. Don't you need anyone dead? Or maimed? I can settle for maimed." Faith "everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge" One last thing. "DUCK!" |
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In Perpetuum by flute-player56 reviews
Hermione is sent back in time to the Marauder's Era. What will happen when she does not have Harry around to provide information and clues about Voldemort? Some Lily/James, Remus/OC. Would love to hear what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 80,314 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 7/7/2011 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L., James P. - Complete
Property of the Marauders by Verdant Phoenix reviews
They had claimed her so as far as they were concerned she belonged to them regardless of what anyone said. And Merlin help the person who tried to take her away. JPxSBxRLxHG told in a series of double drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 22,016 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 3,607 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Joie de Vivre by Winifred Hansen reviews
Thrown twenty years into the past, Hermione Granger finds herself out of her depth. Honestly, as if having the task of defeating the Dark Lord wasn't enough, now they also expect her to snog a Hufflepuff and steal his tie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 127,687 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,487 - Reviews: 2429 - Favs: 9,088 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Reaching across time by Miia Swann reviews
The smartest witch of her age is thrown back twenty years in time only to study and fight alongside the infamous Marauders and their friends. Add the sudden existence of a carelessly handsome Marauder's love life to the mix and the wizarding world's history simply cannot remain the same. [Sirius Black X Hermione Granger ] - COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 107 - Words: 237,380 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Trick of Time by Resa Aureus reviews
A devastating fire at a printing house in 1982 destroys every copy of a controversial memoir titled "The Trick" by Messenger. Well, the Ministry only thinks every copy was destroyed. In an attempt to recover one of the lost copies, Hermione takes an unexpected tumble through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 150,978 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by kitcat234 reviews
A few years after the War, George is in search of a flatmate. Coincidentally, Hermione's just kicked her out. Forced together, they have to see if they can live together without killing each other. Becoming friends? Now that's a laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,965 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Soul Bonding by MaryRoyale reviews
After the Unbreakable Vow incident which forever altered the state of Fred's left buttock George decides that maybe a slightly less dangerous vow might be just as much fun. Things don't quite turn out exactly as planned. FredxHermionexGeorge, but not twincest. Please remember, YKINMK. Ratings for language, mature content, some violence, and Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,295 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W., George W. - Complete
Snipe by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 266,273 - Reviews: 4492 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Weight of the World by Kelsbury reviews
Hermione is sent back in time by an explosion and has to live life among the Marauders. Can she get home? What if she finds love and herself along the way. Will she choose to go home?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 240,135 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Deep Cover by GoldenNinde reviews
Going undercover wasn’t a fact, it was an act. An act which put your life in danger, and you did it by lying and cheating and pretending, but it was noble and brave, it helped get the bad guys.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,846 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Reason For Life by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Hermione uses the Time Turner to go back before the Potter's death, not to change things, but to change the outlook of Sirius's life. She went back for the sake of Harry, the Order and for his salvation. She didn't do it to fall in love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,752 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Forms by Hatteress reviews
When Dawn sacrifices herself to save the world, she ends up anywhere but heaven. Think dwarves and elves and orcs OH MY! Dawn/Legolas
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,837 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Dawn S., Legolas
Consequentially Yours by Nyruserra reviews
The war is over, and the recovering Wizarding Community adopts a new Marriage Law to cope with the sudden rise of bloodsicknesses. Poor Oliver, he's about to find out that the consequences of doing the right thing can get very out of hand! Not HBP Com.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,246 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Hermione G., Oliver W.] Draco M., Charlie W. - Complete
Truth or Dare Weasley Style by thaigirl2009 reviews
Seventh year in HGW begins, with the twins, and Ginny, as well as teh golden trio, after teh rebuilding of the castle after teh war. Why exactly are the twins there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,764 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Just One of the Guys by remuslives reviews
Hermione is tired of being just one of the guys but refuses let it change her. Fred takes notice of her and George helps. FredXHermione. Story takes place starting with OotP through the books and into post-Hogwarts era. Complete! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 71,111 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Series of Fortunate Events by thefuturemrsweasley reviews
This story takes place after Voldemort has been defeated. Hermione and Harry are professors at the school and Ron is a Quidditch player. Things begin to get a little weird for Hermione when Fred Weasley becomes a professor at the school. UPDATE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,696 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Deception & Concealment by KissThis reviews
Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,072 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Changing Yesterday by RainynDawn reviews
Verus Fatum: True Destiny. Hermione must face her true destiny when in the wake of war a mysterious object pulls her through time. There she must sacrifice all to save those she loves most. HGSB 1st part of Kismet Trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 186,047 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
All for a Bloody Thesis by Hatteress reviews
On a historical excursion from her wizarding university, Ginny Weasley is thrown into the lap of one Captain Jack Sparrow...my my, what's a scandalous pirate captain to do? Harry Potter x PoTC. Ginny/Jack. Pre Dead Mans Chest
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,137 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Ginny W., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Just Listen by airyckah reviews
reconstruction
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,788 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
This Girl by behind-the-glass reviews
can be set in or between any of the movies, it's about a girl, some boys and someone else please R&R
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
We need you by Pyroette reviews
Fun little ficlet, inspired by vibes between Hermione and the twins in the latest movie. The twins think they just might need Hermione's help with their schemes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
Of Arranged Marriages and Butterbeers by Fred's bride reviews
She was the most brilliant witch of her time. Had the most powerful wizard as her best friend. And was loved by the whole Weasley family. But all thats about to change as the marriage law gets passed. Now she finds herself at eighteen and forced to marry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,930 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 3,415 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 5,624 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Bed of Roses by moonyNZ reviews
Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 133,153 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Falling Into Memories Of You by rippler reviews
Herm helps around number 12 Grimmauld Place. After falling into Sirius' memories, she finds herself caught in a tangled web of lies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Through Dimensions by Luckylily reviews
Dawn ends up in Middle Earth, courtesy of a Hell Goddess, Rating has been changed because of nudity and swearing, and I really don't want to offend anyone, so you have been warned! R&R!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,804 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003
My Captain by Love Your Shotgun reviews
OliverOC. So, I'm dating Flint, I mean, I love him, right?. Then... why do I always end up thinking about Wood all the time? Love is so confusing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,124 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Oliver W.
Naughty Girl by M.Parker reviews
She yanked him back into the alleyway and quickly pulled her hair to one shoulder, revealing her neck. "Bite me" Spike starred at her. "Dawn!" "Spike I'm serious...bite me" ...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,174 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Dawn S., Spike
Lost by hellmouth princess reviews
BtVSHP crossover. After Buffy dies Dawn is sent to live with her uncle and Aunt in England. She's part slayer and still being hunted as the key, but will she be any safer at Hogwarts?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 9/12/2004
Elves, Witches and Keys by Leslie4 reviews
Willow and Dawn's dimension hopping to escape Glory leads them to Middle Earth. W-Legolas, D-Haldir Part 5 now uploaded WIP
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003
Pandora's Box by SiriuslyKate reviews
CHAP20 Jack Sparrow may have finally met his match in a young woman by the name of Kate Morgan, a fellow pirate and treasure seeker. But things turn around when they realize what they're searching for is dangerous and is Jack really starting to like Kate?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,030 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Helping him be Quiet by Hatteress reviews
Spike is falling into a darkness created by his soul and manipulated by the first; when Buffy won't help him be quiet he has no other option but to waste away…..right? Dawn has other ideas. vague Dawn/Spike
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Dawn S., Spike
Calm Before the Storm by White-Feather1 reviews
LOTRx over- Dawn sacrifices her life for her sisiter, and maybe finds a reason to live again. PLS R&R
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003
What About Me? by lakeia reviews
Dawn dances to the new singel by Brandy: What about Us? at the Bronze but things get a little complicated when she catches the eye of a certain blonde vampire. More plot I promise. Chapter 7 up!!! R/R
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,748 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Dawn S., Spike