Hello people who have computers either of the desk or lap variety!!

name: monica

age: 13

awesomness rating (1-10): 5482

Im the type of girl that sings somewhere over the rainbow at the top of my lungs at safeway

im the type of girl to laugh at something that happened yesterday

im the type of girl who's t-shirts speak for themselves

im the type of girl to squirt a water gun at a beehive just to see what happens

im the type of girl to luagh out loud at the most awkward moments

im the tpe of girl who would spend 5 minitues trying to open the wrong locker at school (and getting very frustrated)

im the type of girl who would know you all your life and still forget you name sometimes

im the type of girl who would take five minitues to write this whole thing

I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT IT DESCRIBED ME PERFECTLY...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be (he is awesomely awesome), he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that they should just let the poor Ice Age squirrel have his acorn, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever screamed Muhahahahahahahahaha copy this onto your profile

STUFF THAT ROCKS MY SOCKS

music

rush hour 1,2, and 3

twilight series

Maximum Ride series

epic movie

scary movie 1,2,3, and 4

meet the spartans

Alex Rider series

simpsons movie

baseball ( i cant play though)

karate

randomness

jeans

the # 5482

cookies!!

and of course a lot of other stuff but ya...

STUFF THAT DOESNT ROCK MY SOCKS

pink the color

people that think that they are "all that"

the evil popular pixies that own WAY to many mini skirts

people that think that they know everything

people that dont understand personal bubbles coughcoughRODcoughcough

tomatoes

books that you have to read for school that are suckish

My favorite quotes!!

Nadia Vole: You are ze first child to experience ze power... ze vorld domination, of ze Stormbreaker. Zis model has already been loaded vis highly developed programs for all aspects of ze school curricular.
Alex Rider: Does it have pinball?
Nadia Vole: Zere ist no "pinballs"!

Alex Rider: If this is what you do to the winner, I'd hate to see how you treat the runner up.

Darrius Sayle: It reminds me of myself.
Alex Rider: It's 99 percent water, has no brains and no anus.
pause
Darrius Sayle: laughing I think I'm going to like you

Mr. Smithers: Don't do that!
Alex Rider: Why, is it dangerous?
Mr. Smithers: No, it's very annoying.

Alex Rider: You're going to kill thousands of innocent people.
Darrius Sayle: No, no, of course not. I'll kill millions.
i know that was kind of evil but it was also funny!!

ooh if i had boots on id be quaking in them - Max, maximum ride

i have Xray vision he peered at ter Borcht's chest then blinked and looked alarmed - Gazzy and narritor, Maximum Ride

Ter Bocht tsked.. "you always follow them closley?" "only when im trying to steal their dessert"said Iggy - Iggy and narritor Maximum Ride

Besides my fashion sense i play a mean harmonica - Fang, Maximum Ride

I vill now destroy de Snickuhs Bahrs - gazzy , maximum ride