OK...I know, I know...for those of you that actually have been to my profile page before, I have already changed it a couple of times. Oh, well...I change lots of things on a whim...no real rhyme or reason.

Anyway, 'sup? I'm Saikusu Satoshi. No, I'm not Japanese, I just enjoy that name. Anyway. I have a grand total of...quietly to selfsix, seven, carry the four...two stories out right now. Well, one and a partial for those of you keeping track.

For those of you who happen to be homophobes or just don't like yaoi (aka BoyxBoy) then I give you fair warning to stay away from my stories. They will be all yaoi or have hinted yaoi throughout unless they are requested otherwise (I do take requests! See three paragraphs down for details.)

Also, I DO actually read peoples' profiles. They amuse me. Just as a heads up, put something funny up. I like a good laugh once in a while. Thanks in advance! bows

Oh, for those of you...damn, I say that a lot...anyway...for those of you that haven't already noticed, I bow a lot. When I thank you or apologize, I bow. That's just what I do. And yes, I do that in real life as well. Also, I sign all notes "-Satoshi". I like to thank people personally.

I do take requests as well! If you like my work and want me to write a fic with your favorite pairing, I would be more than happy to!

Rules/Guidelines:

1.) Does NOT have to be a yaoi pairing. I'm flexible! Also, it can be any type of pairing as well. I am perfectly fine with (I will use Naruto examples) incest (ItaSasu), yaoi (SasuNaru), yuri (SakuIno), hetero (ShikaTema), and adult/child (sensei with student). I will not think any less of you for requesting odd couples. Crack/Cannon, whatever they are...I don't care. Pick any old couple you want. Be creative! I like a challenge! I am even willing to do cross-overs!

2.) If I am not familiar with the people, pairing, anime, manga, or any combination thereof, I will notify you and you can either explain, or pick something else. I AM familiar with the following (in no particular order): Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Loveless, -FAKE-, Our Kingdom, Bleach, Gravitation, Death Note, Eerie Queerie, Yu-Gi-Oh! (manga and anime), the first couple of seasons of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Pokemon (all seasons in America)...that's all that I can think of right now. If more come to mind, I will add them.

3.) You cannot, I repeat, CANNOT bug me about it constantly. I will post it as soon as I finish it and I will finish it when I have time. I'm a very busy guy. I will keep the order straight so the first request is posted first, the second is posted second, et cetera.

4.) The fics will only be one shots, unless I happen to take a particular liking to it.

All requests will have "Dedicated to..." posted at the top so people know I wrote it for you! In the message asking for a request, write out the name you wish the fic to be dedicated to. Also, if you do not happen to have a fanfiction.net account, that is perfectly fine with me. Simply send me an e-mail at sasunaruftw@hotmail.com. Make sure to write the subject as "fanfiction" so i know what the email is about.

-Satoshi