Hi guys I love music and writing, those are my two absolute passions!!! Please give me ideas if you have to on my stories, I am a fan of rather long Fan Fictions sooooo my stories will be pretty long. I am totally new to Fan Fiction so if I do something wrong please tell me.

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A little Reminder of our BEST friends

A GOOD friend will bring you bail money when you're in jail. A BEST friend will be right in the cell next to you saying, "You have GOT to learn how to run."
A GOOD friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him up and whisper, "You're next!"
A GOOD friend helps you find your prince. A BEST friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A GOOD friend will help you move. A BEST friend will help you move the bodies.
A GOOD friend will ask if you're okay when you're crying. A BEST friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you, "Who am I going to kill?"

A friend will help you up when you fall, A Best Friend will laugh because he/she tripped you.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; A Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend knows a lot of things about you; A Best Friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your life.

A friend will teach you how to drive; A Best Friend will help you push the car in the lake so you can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with you; A Best Friend will kidnap the band with you.

A friend will hide you from the cops; A Best Friend is the reason there after you.

A friend will let you make a fool of yourself in public, A Best Friend is making a fool of herself/himself next to you.

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.

Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

Hi, my job is to annoy you.

I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.

We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support.

I didn't lose my mind; I sold it on eBay.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions; it's just that yours is stupid!

I'm sure someone cares that you're alive. It's just not me!

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I've got news for you. You can't lose what you never had.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never made an attempt to slam a revolving door.

I let my mind wander, but it never came back.

I don't have a psychiatrist and I don't want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.

Boys are like slinkies- useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in their shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away and you got their shoes.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you.

The rules only apply if you get caught.

I used all my sick days, so I called in dead.

Why be difficult, when with a little more effort, you can be impossible?

Of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most.

"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Why don't you ever see the headline "Pyschic Wins Lottery"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste "funny"?

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a love stabs you in the heart, but only true friends will poke each other with straws.

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, very afraid!

So many stupid people, so little duct tape.

I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly?

I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.

In real life, men who sparkle are gay.

You say "nerd" like it's a bad thing!

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.

Honestly, I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep the halo up.

You can't spell "diet" without "die"!

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Be insane . . . because well-behaved girls never made history.

A new teacher was trying to make use of her pyschology course. She started by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. She said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No ma'am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

They laugh because we're losers. We laugh because they just figured that out.

Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one's looking

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream which is pretty much the same thing.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.”

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

I honestly don't have sanity, but that's what makes me amazing!!!! :)