BASIC INFO

Erm... Hello there... I'm Stroodle. Stroods, if you like. I am an obsessive adolescent female with mental issues. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

MOST COMMON MOOD: sadness/angst/evil comedy
DISEASE: depression, BUT THAT'S OKAY! ((I know sometimes I don't really *cough* show it *cough, with me being hyper and ultra-evil and whatnot, but I was actually diagnosed with it a few months ago.))
Sex: I'm a rootin, tootin, red blooded-- OKAY, YOU GOT ME, I ACTUALLY CARRY BLUE BLOOD-- femme. *points to welcome sentence section 5: "I am an obsessive adolescent female with mental issues." See! I really AM a chick!
Favorite Foods: Pretty much anything with ranch salad dressing on it. Yum. And for those of you that don't know, I AM A VEGETARIAN!! BACKOFF YOU EVIL CARNIVORES!!!!!!
Favorite Bands: Oy... Here we go. AFI, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Our Lady Peace, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Evanescence, Good Charlotte & Sum 41 (yes, I know it's bubblegum rock, but GET OFF MY BACK), Nickelback, and a helluva lot more that I don't have space to write here.
Favorite TV Show: Well... Fear Factor for the most part, but Kingdom Hospital just started here and I am physically dependant.
FAVORITE SAYING: *insert this whenever a friend is eating a chicken thinger* I AM NOT A NUGGET!!

UNCALLED FOR INFO

My main goal in life is to hurt you. Severely. Come here.
I enjoy to watch people suffer, and chant odd spells in Elvish.
I enjoy SPEAKING Elvish.

Okay... I reeeeally didn't need to know that... INFO

Every single space on my wall is taken up by photos of... things... BWAHAHAHAHA!!
I melt icecream and use it as a conditioner.
My eyes change color with my mood. *cue Carrie themesong*

THINGS I'M OBSESSED WITH

Orlando Bloom/Legolas: *sigh* Total hotness... *sigh* I actually might meet him, so BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Teehee.

Johnny Depp/Jack Sparrow: The dreads and beads suit him. Have you ever noticed that he always plays the rebels? For some odd reason, that turns me on. *flutters eyelashes*

Viggo M/Aragorn: My lone ranger... My... My precious...

Gimli: SOOOO HOTTT!!! Okay... Stop looking at me that way. Now. I SAID NOW!!!

Aragorn-I was in love with book verse Aragorn *seriously, my friends said it wasn't healthy that I was in love with a book character . . of course, movie verse Legolas comes along and it's suddenly the thing to do . .*
and the movies scruffy,ghost kickin Aragorn just solidified it that much more.

Denethor-My love for him is not based on looks or personality or . . well really anything about him. I just
love that he goes crazy and trys to burn himself and Faramir. Not because I have anything against Faramir but because I too am a insane pyro. [taken from Chicki45]

Eomer: As I have said countless times, men in Middle-Earth are way too hott for their own good. Damn them. Damn everyone.

Claude (Along Came Polly): Gawd... his accent is so sexy. I don't care if he's a nudist. I LOVE HIM!!

Jack De Sena: *swoon* He's from All That. I like the comedy he does, but I especially like his hair... There's a pattern in three of my lusts. Jack De Sena, Orlando Bloom, and John Buck all have longish curly black hair. :D

MUSES

Gloran ~ Erm... mostly there for the constructive criticism. Heh-heh... In return for all of his evilness, I have given him the form of a toad. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Eowiodith ~ My cheerleader-type-person. Whenever Gloran gets me down in the dumps or I just am at a creative block, she cheers me on. It gets quite annoying, really. I have given her the form of a llama.

Amebrindra ~ The evilest person on the planet. Well, I understand that she is not a person, per se... Actually she is more of a pittbull-type-thing. Always encouraging to make my characters slaughter one another... Sigh...

Celoril ~ He comes in the form of a smoop. Don't know what a smoop is? Join the club, I say! He chose it himself. He provides the comedic relief in my stories.

Eäráng ~ A true romantic. I gave him the form of a tabby cat. So swift, so graceful... just like the romance situations he provides me with.

Things Being Worked On At This Individually Particular Moment In The History of Fanfiction.net And Basically the Dawn Of Time: Nuttin... Well, I am writing ONE thing... BWAHAHA.