Who are we?

I am Distruction and my twin (who will be identified with Italics) is Doom.

Hi! :3 (This is Jack. He is my minion of infinite doom, and will be writing in Bold, Italics and underlining. He will also serve as my exclusive smiley, alongside my secretary ^^, or Bob)

I don't have a secretary...so I'll be borrowing Bob. ^^

If you review and behave, you naughty, naughty selves than we will grant you Brownie Points...

What are Brownie Points for?

They, the reviewers, will get the utmost pleasure commanding us to write a crackfic on any subject/story/whatever the fuck you want. And not only that! But we will actually do it!

You have to get at least 50 Brownie Points though, right?

Yeah, but we'll be the ones doing the counting for you which will be updated daily for your convenience.

However, were we to get flamed by reviewers...the consequences will be worse than Bob.

DUNDUNDUN... AAAnd the flames themselves will be used for BBQ!!! :3

Those are tasty! Aren't they Jack?

YUMYUM!!! BBQ!!!! :3

Please note that this account is used for crackfics and crackfics only. Seriousness is prohibited!!

Exnay on the riousnesssa!

...You're weird...BTW, Dora Fics are a definitive no-no

Awwwwww, man!

You know you only destroy things while I doom then, right?

Well, sometimes we switch!-pouts-

Only to confuse death!

So...? What's your point?

My point is, kids, that you shouldn't go knocking on deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run. HE HATES THAT.

I still son't see your point...

Exactly.

Shall we move onto the far more interesting part? DA FICS?!

Da fics? really?

Yea! DA FICS!

...Yea sure. Anywayyyyyyyyyyy...we'll be adding things as we go along.

Be well, do good work and keep in touch.

AND EAT!!!! BACOOON!!!! :3

With

Doom, Destruction, Jack and Bob