Ah, the joy of the dreaded profile...

Who wants to actually know about me? (Do I hear a "No one!"?) Anyways, I am 17, Dutch Canadian, sane (debatable), annoyed (regularily), odd and (mildly) obsessive/compulsive. Other than that, there is nothing you really need to know, or rather, nothing more I'm willing to divulge.

If you are entertained by mindless ramblings, visit le blog... I think the link is above.

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Stories: Very few at the moment. Clearly. However, expect more in the future. Not the near future, though. Generally, don't expect me to write lots of stories in each fandom. I'll probably get around to writing one in each I like, although a few more may come.

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Numb3rs quotes which endlessly amuse:

Charlie - "Emergent Self-Organization predicts subtle dynamics of human behavior. It's wild."
Megan - "That's just what I was gonna say." Numb3rs, In Plain Sight

Don - "Well if the system can tell us where each kid is, then we should match it with witness statements and map the shooter's route. By we, I mean Charlie." Numb3rs, Dark Matter

Charlie - "It's from someone who says she's a fan of my work on low dimensional topology. And she's a fan of my... hair." Numb3rs, Obsession

Colby - "Colonel in Special Ops said he was the bastard son of Clint Eastwood and Yoda." Numb3rs, Toxin

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NCIS quotes which also amuse:

Tony - "I've never experienced Gibbs without his morning coffee. We're in uncharted waters here, Kate." NCIS, unknown

Abby -"Perfume is the most powerful accessory a woman can wear."
Gibbs- "Yeah, well, how much did all this power cost us?"
Abby - "Around fifteen hundred."
Gibbs - "Fifteen hundred dollars?"
Abby - "Well, not including the tax. I stuck to the thirty most popular scents hoping we'd get lucky."
Gibbs -"Ah, how fiscally responsible, Ab." NCIS, unknown

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Interpreter quote of the week:

Sylvia -"What do you do when you can't sleep?"
Tobin - "I stay awake."