My name is Ash. You won't find me writing anything anytime soon but I love reading your stories

"Go chase a donut!" - Percy Jackson

"Family spat! You turned me into a dandelion!" - Nico Di Angelo

"I'll hold the flower while you beat up the thief?" - Percy Jackson

"Note to self: If you vaporize monsters, they can't answer your questions." - Percy Jackson

"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant 'Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson

"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson

"You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson

"Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" - Grover Underwood

"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" - Percy Jackson

She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.- Percy Jackson

"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo (I just love that quote!)

"Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson

People laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same. (I found this on SkyeElf's profile. Make sure to post that it's hers if you copy-paste it.)

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

A stranger stabs you in the front: a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart; but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, obsessedwithstabler, GalacticFTW, SSA Ruth Leland, tiva13579, Assassin Master Ezio 91, The-Best-Librarian,

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how, exactly?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners :
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
( Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you count how many days are left for the Blood of Olympus to come out, copy and paste this on your profile

If you love reading, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

Copy and paste this on to your profile if you are obssesed with TKC/PJO/HoO/tHG/HP and Know what that means

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!

If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile!

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page.

If NORMAL is one of the worst words to describe you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

I have problem. My waiting list of books I need to red is about a mile long. So, according to my brain, the obvious thing t do is to by more books, and then, instead of reading those books, read fanfiction. Someone please help me.