A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!

Crack on a stick, Harry Potter style. Cowritten with Captain Scrumptious who finally has a new account! On indefinite hiatus.

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

Ever since Tonks was six years old, she’s had recurring flashbacks and nightmares about the events of a terrible winter’s night, and what almost happened to her. Now, 16 years later, she finds herself attracted to a man, even though he’s one of 'them.'

It is Bellatrix Black's sixteenth birthday party. Needless to say the way in which she chooses to celebrate it is as delightfully debauched as the rest of her activities.

features the whole black family. Is a story about the dramatic and drastic final Black family christmas at grimmauld place. Lucius/Narcissa Bellatrix/Rodolphus Andromeda/Ted

Lily is finally going to give James a chance to go on a date with her...but it wasn't as simple as she thought it was going to be. LEJP

Harry and Ron make the grievious mistake of telling Hermione and Giny that they never get boys or dates. They say that they are basically One of the guys. The girls take this VERY seriously and formulate a plan that gets them more attention than wanted.

A beautiful perfect wedding between two besotted villians, because everybody needs somebody. Take an assassin, a vindictive spouse and a series of inexplicably linked kidnappings and the magic is gone. For Sammy. LVBL angst, drama and FLUFFNESS R&R please

Old summary was crappy so here's a new one. Bellatrix and Voldemort: a match made in heaven...or more likey hell. Can their love stay true throughout impossible obstacles of every kind? BELLAMORT. rated M for semi mild language & sex NO MORE HIATUS! kinda

Druellas view on Life and her children as she follows the rules of the purity. She smiles and looks and loves. But all she wants is a safe happy family. But that can be hard when you have married into Black.

All the adults are out for a night on the town celebrating Harry's birthday. Teddy and Victoire are forced to babysit all of their baby cousins and mishaps are happening EVERYWHERE.

After a long day of school and homework, the only thing the Marauders want to do is sit down and have a good chat. Maybe play a few games as well.

Bellatrix turned around to face Molly Weasley right as the bright green curse slammed into her chest. Right before Bellatrix dies, she recalls her past, growing up as a Black. R&R! Complete

Third installment to a new turn on things and after hogwarts. DMHG GWxOC PPxBZ Rated M just in case. R&R

Hedwig has been acting strange since the rise of Voldemort. Apparently, 15 years ago, he had tried a new spell and she and her husband had been the victims. Her plan had been to wait for Harry to turn 17, but with Voldemort back, Harry needs to be told

Hermione's life was simple, that was until her summer before 7th year. Hermione comes home to a new family...and you wont believe who her mother is.

A Sequel to A new turn on things. After hogwarts the gang is back in black and better then ever. HGDM rated M just in case. Third story on tis way.

•Alternate Universe• What happens when Narcissa chooses her blood over her marriage? •Post DH, sister!fic/not blackcest •

Dominating Bella, romantic Andromeda, and delicate Cissy were all once Hogwarts students. Did they all fit the infamously sinister Slytherin reputation, or were they, perhaps, just normal teenage girls once upon a time, before the rise of the Dark Lord?

Somethings changed about Hermione. New look, new life, new attitude. HGDM rated M just in case. now complete. Sequel already in progress.

SPOILER! Ron and Hermione begin their lives together as husband and wife. It's a mushy gooshy epilogue to HP7.

Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.

A response to a challenge in The Reviews Lounge. The Harry Potter 'cliques' get together each for an exclusive interview to reveals their deepest, darkest, and sometimes creepiest secrets!

Starting with Chapter 1: Winky's drinking problem. Also featuring Baa Baa Buckbeak and many others!

Bellatrix Black. Pureblood. Deatheater. Temptress. This is the story of the last phase of her life, her love affairs, her daughter, her obsession with the Dark Lord, and her downfall. Part 1 of a reverse trilogy and complete . WARNING: Contains sex.