I Jane Prince daughter of two people who you will only discover if you peruse their tale, here submit the story of my family's survival of the worst wizarding war recorded in history.

Tosh sis, do you have to be so bloody formal about everything.

Yeah, It really was loads of laughs.

Ech-hum, Ignore my brothers they tend to think the world is a stage for them to enjoy themselves on.

IT'S NOT!!!! GASP

You've stolen our bread and butter sis.

Ignorant fools. As I was saying,...

Hey who are you calling fools

Only you two dear hearts. Don't you have wives to pester.

Yeah but their not as fun as you.

Will you two ever grow up.

Nay!!!!

Nah!!

I'm sorry Draco but I'm afraid they will be perpetual imbeciles until their on their deathbeds, and probably then too

Honestly sis lighten up.

Yeah if you don't gain a sense of humor we might tell your little crush James that your in lurve with Weasley's kid Hugo.

You two do know that you're awful matchmakers right? You would do well to learn a little subtlety

What? Locking people in a closet is subtle.

Not when you stand outside it laughing. Now let me tell my story.

Aww. sis you just need to be a little sweeter.

Yeah. (Dropping a pie on Jane's head now.)

THAT IS IT!!!! I am telling Dad right now. AURELIUS and SECUNDINIUS you . are . DEAD!!!!

Do you think she means it.

I'd be more afraid if she went and told Mum.

If I were you I'd be more afraid if she didn't tell anyone.

(This tale is mostly cannon until book 6, with events that do not effect the original Harry Potter story directly. Naturally, we are not J.K.Rowling and acknowledge that all original plot and characters belong to her.)