One week before Christmas Lucy realizes she has a problem. In her frustration, she may or may not have told her entire extended family she was bringing a date to Christmas. She lied. Cana's solution? A Craigslist Ad posted by one Natsu Dragneel. Too much whiskey, crazy family members, and a multitude of awkward situations only serve as obstacles. There will be casualties.

Lalu. "Lucy, Your thighs look like you could use them to crush the bones of your enemies, but you want to kick with your whole body." Laxus decides he's going to teach Lucy the sacred art of the Fairy Tail throw down, and Lucy goes along, because sometimes, a girl just wants to knock somebody out. In most cases, HIM.

Lucy Heartfilia has always loved to write, never dreaming she'd be the best selling author of a book series. Coming home from her latest book tour she's torn on how to complete her final work. Just what kind of woman is perfect for Natsu Dragneel? A visit to a friend has her waking up in the world she created and finding herself face to face with the very man frustrating her.

Love makes even the best of us do horrible things. Lisanna is finally through with Lucy and forces her out of the guild. Heartbroken, Lucy leaves the guild and meets Acnologia, the dragon that had not only destroyed her life but many others. He offers to teach her a lost magic, a new life, as the Chaos Dragon Slayer. (Nalu/Stinglu) UP FOR ADOPTION, PLS READ LAST CHAP FOR MORE INFO!

Getting lost in the woods is the least of their worries when Natsu and Lucy blunder their way into a cursed village and a prophecy that leads them to understand something about themselves.

Natsu proves to be quite the unexpected source of help when Lucy has writer's block. [NaLu] [now a two-shot!]