The story of the elven Bhaalspawn Laska Leafwalker and her friends, as they stumble through Amn and beyond looking for adventure, fun and a kidnapped little sister. Contains femslash and various forms of absurdism.

Humanity's Golden Boy and the Princess of the Migrant Fleet have a very sweet relationship. It's practically right out of a vid! A certain tattooed convict plans on changing it into something more... tawdry. Using depravity. And sex.