Okay, so I am a TOTAL yaoi, yuri, and Mpreg fan. I am gay (problem, keep scrolling -_-) but, don't stereotype me yet. I do ship some straight couples, but i mostly do yaoi (in case you're clueless, yaoi is boyXboy and yuri is girlXgirl).

most of my stories are based on The Legend of Zelda (mostly Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess, with a few characters from Ocarina of Time and Vaati from Minnish Cap). Some, though, are in misc., like Blood on the Dance Floor, Jeffree Star, and Black Veil Brides. Those are also my top 3 favorite bands. I will most likely write fanfiction on some of my favorite animes too, like Black Butler and Fruits Basket, but I don't know :/ I only really have ideas for Zelda...AT THE MOMENT!

So, here's some info about ME!

name & age: sorry, but I have enough stalkers at school, so I don't need any online -_-

eye color: blue, but I wear contacts a lot.

hair color: right now its black with unnoticeable purple highlights (school purposes) but its naturally dirty blond with NATURAL blond and red highlights.

favorite color: black and the color of the Triforce pieces :D

current obsessions: games: Zelda Twilight Princess, Zelda Skyward Sword, Pandora's Tower; animes: Black Butler, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Soul Eater; music: BOTDF, BVB, Jeffree Star

favorite food: Skittles

favorite drink: Monster

hobbies: role playing, writing fanfiction, horseback riding, archery, cosplay, playing video games, fake sword fighting, eating Skittles, reading fanfiction, drawing, going to conventions, and getting into poking wars at awkward times. :D

writing style: I mostly do long stories with at least up to 8 chapters, but if I have a good idea pop into my head and I can't make it into a REAL story, that's the only time I'll do a one-shot. I also do Mpreg.

AND NOW FOR A BUNCH OF RANDOM SHIT! SOME FUNNY SOME CUTE MOST STUPID!

What happened in Walmart the other day:

story line: so, I'm standing in the line at the checkout and some random 8 year old walks up to me

ME*looks around and whistles Zelda's Lullaby*

kid:HI!!!

ME*cocks head*...hi?

kid:What are you doing?! Huh? HUH!...you have Skittles...

ME*really freaked out* fuck off kid, kay?

kid:RAPIST!!! *runs away screaming and hides behind his mom*

ME*confused/freaked out face*...okay then...

so, before I post this, you people need to know that my mother is VERY homophobic.

ME*while looking at hair products, sees a guy, who is obviously a cross-dresser, approach me and smiles* hi

guy*smiles back* hey! have you seen a dude in jeans and a blue T-shirt that's about 5'6?

ME*points to next isle over* would that happen to be your boyfriend?

guy*gasps*is it THAT obvious! so what, I'm wearing girls jeans and a tight T-shirt?!

ME*holds up hands*bro, calm yourself. I am too.*shows him my phone wallpaper, which just happens to be the Gay Pride flag*

guy*hugs me*you have no idea how hard it is to randomly run into people like you.

ME*hugs back* I was thinking the same about you *smiles*

guy*lets go, waves, smiles, and goes off to find his boyfriend*

-later in Walmart-

My mom and I see the same dude and his boyfriend, only the dude I met is crying and his boyfriend is trying to comfort him with his arm around him

mom*disgusted look* ew. that is just wrong. I will disown you if you ever end up like those sorry excuses for human beings.

ME*holds back from breaking the bitch's neck*

if you are a gay supporter, re-post this on your page. Homophobes can kiss my happy white ass.

NOW FOR THE PAIRINGS!!!! DUN DUN DUN DAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Legend of Zelda(all):

-GhiraLink (Ghirahim x Link[Yaoi])

-Midink (Midna x Link)

-Zelink (Zelda x Link)

-ZelImpa (Zelda x Impa[Yuri]) *only in Skyward Sword. Otherwise...shudder*

Zelidna (Zelda x Midna[Yuri])

Anime(Fruits Basket & Black Butler):

Fruits Basket

-Haruki (Haru x Yuki[Yaoi])

-Yukito (Yuki x Akito[Yaoi*going by anime, not manga])

-Tohyo (Tohru x Kyo)