ATTENTION THOSE WHO CARE, I WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATING ON FANFICTION.NET, BUT YOU CAN READ MY STORIES ON THE FOLLOWING WEBSITES:

www.lunaescence.com

www.fos-ff.net

and possibly:

www.mediaminer.org

At those sites you can read this story and others fully edited. Thank-you for your time.

Full Name: Deanna Pauline Turner
Gender: Female
Age: N/A
Height: 5'2'' (D: I'm not short, just... vertically challenged .)
Weight: Let's just say... I have a small obsession for jelly donuts...
Other: I often talk to myself, etc. resulting in an, almost, split-personality like, persona. To avoid mass-confusion and over-all hysteria, I will orchestrate my conversations like so: (Dee: I'm saying something... OD (stands for Other Dee):I'm saying something to myself) (A/N: It would also be appropriate to call my "other self" my conscience, as she's both loud-mouthed and truthful... .') Get it? (OD: She's not always this... colorful... I swear...)

About any stories, etc. that I may post:

I love writing, but I have serious motivational issuses. (Such as... I'm lazy ///) So if I ever do get around to posting something on here it will, most likely be, updated slowly and somewhat sporadically. (_' Please don't kill me...)

Also, whatever stories I post will be mostly originals, because well, I'm a tad too lazy to actually devote any amount of time "knowing" a character. (OD: What she means is, she has a the tendencies of a perfectionist, and she'd probably be forever worried about the chance of OOC-ness... Dee: LIES!!! THEY'RE ALL LIES!!! DON'T BELIEVE HER, SHE'S TRYING TO TURN YOU AGAINST ME!!!!!!! OD: -_-' I see someone forgot to take their medication today, but she's right that's not the main reason, which of course is... Dee: I HATE DOING DISCLAIMERS!!!!)
Also, while were on the subject of stories, should you ever read one of mine (That I will, hopefully, post someday) I really don't care if you review... (OD: What she's too "nice" to say is this: Don't review just to say it's "cool" etc. give us some real meat, so to speak. Dee is an amateur writer, and any and all, CONSTRUCTIVE critisim would be nice. - That's not to say she doesn't like reviews,(she loves them) but she's very... self-conscious, and is constantly trying to improve her work, anyway you could help her with that, would be much appreciated! Dee: -//- Geez, tell them my whole life story, why don't cha? OD: - I don't think there's enough room... Dee: -_-')

In closing, if you actually took time out of your busy schedule to read this psycho-babble... WOPPIE-CUSHIONS FOR YOU!!! (OD:Woppie-cushions?? Dee:Well, cookies, hugs, and bishounen are overdone... well, maybe not bishounen... OD: -')

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