fanatic of: Maximum Ride, Gallagher Girls, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices

in love with: Fang, Zach Goode, Jace Wayland/Herondale/Lightwood, Will Herondale

i want: blue hair.

love: music, books, fanfics, movies, art

hate: the colour green, veggies, bugs...

most things i post here will be related to MR. just becuz.

hi people! i dont know if people actually read these things. but meh, its a profile.

so. everyone pretty much puts out really super long random stuff in profiles. i have a few myself. why? cuz it shows that im just random and weird like that. and i love it. cuz thats who i am. haters can hate, potatoes can potate, and alligators will alligate, but i will always be me, myself, and i. tho i'll admit, its hard sometimes.

fanfiction is probably one of the greatest things i've ever discovered in life (along with Paramore, Maximum Ride, books in general, Glamour Kills, Zumiez, Hot Topic, TWLOHA, music, guitar, drums, bagels, Cheerios, smores, etc.). i love to read other peoples stories. like seriously? i always feel soo jealous that i havnt thought of what everyone writes about, and how some peoples writing skills are to die for.

lol im such a fanatic sometimes. i freaking dream about characters. like Maximum Ride and the flock. i can get pretty obssessed in a totally fangirl way.

hm. i dont know how good i think i write. im always tempted to add emoticons (lol!) and i always speak everything in my mind and try to express feeling and emotions in writing. omg. i love sarcasm. its also a part of me.

am i an experienced writer? uh... well i wrote (and didnt finish) a story when i was 10/11. i wrote (well, started, and didnt finish..) a couple more stories since then, even up until now (which wasnt long ago). but long ago, back in like grade 3, i started writing a little stapled-together book with my friends (including pictures. but guess wat? it was never finished! see a pattern here?). i also wrote this cute stapled-together book with colourful pictures (all written myself and drawn myself-with some assistance from my aunt) that i actually DID finish. so yeah, ive had interest in writing. my friend said that im a natural writer and that im good. im not trying to boast, since i dont think im really good, but i just thought i'd put that out there.

ps. i tend to say 'so yeah' alot, thanks to my friend back in 5th grade. ;))

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Azmanig huh?

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (wtf?)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (what, so i'm not allowed to be hungry?)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (SO not true. i absolutely HATE homework. -.-)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in/used to be in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (lol never heard this before)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (lol fyi im pretty tan)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (i think i am actually... and im proud ;))
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (hey, thats just the life of all fangirls. its normal)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (to be fair, canadians dont have an accent. i cant hear the difference between american and canadian accents-country accents not included)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (i hate hockey. though floor hockeys pretty fun. and beaver are adorable!)

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (so not true. i belong to the stereotype: ME.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and crumpets, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (who's yaoi and yuri?)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (i take offense!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (ahem.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (LOL.)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (again, who?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (i am a perfectionist, but not over-controlling)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist (lol)

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life hands you lemons, throw 'em back and demand Fang.

If you think that the MAXIMUM RIDE series is the best series of books known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you try to control your thoughts because Angel might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.

If you are a walking, talking MR series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have spent a whole day reading the MR series, without any food, copy and paste this to your profile.

You know your addiction to MR is getting dangerous when you've added Erasers/Flyboys/Dumbots/Uber-Director/Fang-the-sexy-beast to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you have so many dreams about MR that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

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Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself? (I did! My left hand is currently the champ.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, yet you stare at it as if you're suddenly gonna develop laser vision and zap the spider to ashes, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, (and/or you end up singing it out loud) copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! :)

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy an dpaste this to your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the "FAX-KILLING DYLAN AND MAYA FOR THE GREATER GOOD" club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

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If you think Dylan was never cloned, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Maximum Ride that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think about how Max and the Flock were in New York when you're there too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tried looking for Celeste or the creepy ouijia board at the Toys R Us in NYC, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever compared the Max and the Flock with your friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

FAX FOREVER.

Max: Do I ever cross your mind?

Fang: No

Max: Do you like me?

Fang: No

Max: Do you want me?

Fang: No

Max: Would you cry if I left?

Fang: No

Max: Would you live for me?

Fang: No

Max: Would you do anything for me?

Fang: No

Max: Choose--me or your life

Fang: My life

Max flies away in shock and pain and Fang flies after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Maximum Ride Fandom Questionairre

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1.Max

2.Angel

3.Nudge

4.Gazzy

5.Iggy

6.Fang

7.Total

8.Ella

9.Dr.Martinez

10.Jeb

11.Ari

12.Dylan (gag)

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Unless I feel like reading about Fang and Ari arguing and fighting repeatedly...

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

not really hot.. but cute. little brother cute.

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

i can remember Dr. M in many fics... but not any really about her. though theres this one i saw about Dr. M/Jeb... o.O

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NEVER! Angel aint gonna steal Fang from Max. Plus, Fang would sorta be a pedophile..

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Iggy/Jeb. I wonder what Iggy can do to Jeb

Do you recall any fics about One?

um like almost every single one?

Two/Seven or Two/Four? Why?

both! lil sis/big bro would be uber cute! and angel/total? lol that would be adorably amusing.

Would Five and Three make a good couple?

meh sure. Niggys not bad. I prefer Eggy though.

Who would win in a fight between Twelve and Ten?

thats a toughie. but i think Jeb's a liiiitle too old for this fight...

One/Five or Two/Eleven? Why?

2/11 Angel/Ari. Cuz ive read it and its cute. 1/5 Max/Iggy is just disturbing.

Who would win in a fight between Nine and Six?

sorry Dr. M. But my bets on Fang.

Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in…Their reaction?

LOL! (my reaction.)

sooo Angel and Total are lip-locking? and Jeb walks in...

"hold it! let me get my notes!" in a more Jeb-ish way.

Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they chose?

Gazzy. if Nudge marries one of the other two (Ella and Dr.M), well, i dont think any of them are gay...

What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Ten in a secret relationship?

Total would freak in a totally Total way. barking and mouthing off Nudge and Jeb (EW BTW).

Is there such a thing as a Four/Ten fluff story?

if there is a Gazzy/Dr.M fluff story? ill barf.

Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic.

aww... um... The Angel and the Blind. not very creative...

What would be a good pick up line for Eleven to use on Six?

ew. but...

"hey, remember that time i nearly beat you to death on that beach? yeah.. good times..."

MAX-RIDE QUOTES!

Max: "Will you quit that?"

Fang: "Quit what? Breathing?"

Max: "You know what."

The Angel Experiment, pg. 11

Gasman: "What does that mean" (points to a sign that says, 'Stay Off the Third Rail!')

Fang: "It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn."

The Angel Experiment, pg. 254

Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What've you been eating, rocks?"

Max: "Why, is your head missing some?"

The Angel Experiment, Pg. 214

Fang: "Can I interest you in a bit of raw desert rat?"

Nudge: "Oh, no!"

Fang: (pops into mouth, chews, and swallows loudly) "Can't get fresher."

Nudge: "Ugh!"

The Angel Experiment, pg. 147

Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parents?"

Max: "Um, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to a test tube, please?

The Angel Experiment, pg. 93

The Gasman: "This is nice. It's like summer camp."

Fang: "Yeah, Camp Bummer. For wayward mutants."

The Angel Experiment, pg. 216

Max: "I'm okay now. Maybe it's a stomach bug or something." Yeah, the kind of stomach bug that causes brain cancer.

The Angel Experiment, pg. 229

Max: "Sixty dollars?"

Fang: "He was a total jerk. Take him for all he's got."

Max: "You are evil. I like that."

The Angel Experiment, pg. 168

Fang: "Yes! Freaks rule."

The Angel Experiment, pg. 169

Mike: "Where's your gear?"

Fang: "We don't have any gear. Spooky, isn't it?"

The Angel Experiment, pg. 267

Random Person: "Is this a movie?"

Max: Nah – this is too original for Hollywood. They do sequels.

The Angel Experiment, pg. 289

Dean: "Max, we want to help you. But you've got to help us to. Fair is fair."

Max: "You're kidding, right? Please tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair'. Life isn't fair, Dean. Nothing is fair, ever. Try 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I might respond to that. Maybe."

School's Out – Forever, pg. 39-40.

Max: "He's gonna be fine."

Iggy: "Can we see him?"

Max: "Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you're blind. However, in a little while you can go listen to him breathe and maybe talk to him."

School's Out – Forever, pg. 46-47

Max: "Of course, the prince gets his own bed all to himself."

Fang: "That's right. The prince has a gaping side wound."

School's Out – Forever, pg. 49

Iggy: "Max? Can I come in?"

Max: "No – I'm in a towel."

Iggy: "I'm blind."

Max: "No! You're kidding! Are you sure?"

School's Out – Forever, pg. 84

Max: "Something's wrong with me, but I don't know what."

Fang: "You'll be okay."

Max: "How do you know?"

Fang: "Because I know everything, as I keep reminding you."

School's Out – Forever, pg. 86-87

The Gasman: (In Mr. Pruitt's voice) "You ignorant little sah-vages. You malignant little fiends." (Then in Max's voice) "But sir, our parents are missionaries. Lying is the Tenth Commandment. They're innocent of all wrongdoing. What's a stink bomb?"

Iggy: "Is lying really the Tenth Commandment?"

Max: "No idea."

School's Out – Forever, pg. 134

Fang: "So I guess we just kiss the world good-bye."

Max: "So funny. You're quite the wit."

Fang: "The ladies like it."

School's Out – Forever, pg. 173-174

Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"

Fang: "But we're grounded."

(Stare at each other for a second and then burst out laughing.)

School's Out – Forever, pg. 186

Fang: "Holy (insert a swear word of your choice here)."

The Angel Experiment, pg. 383

Max: "Did you know that wasn't me, the other Max?"

Fang: "Yeah."

Max: "When?"

Fang: "Right away."

Max: "How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?"

Fang: (grins) "She offered to cook breakfast."

Max and Fang: (laughs)

School's Out – Forever, pg. 398-399

Max: "Lay off the freaking horn!"

Nudge: "Sorry, it's just so much fun – it sounds like a party."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 7

Max: "We'll be like cavemen, trying to weave clothes out of plant fibers. We'll have nothing! Nothing! All because you and the kids want to kick back in a La-Z-Boy during the most important time in history!"

Fang: "So maybe we should sign you up for a weaving class. Get a jump on all those plant fibers."

Max: "I hate you!"

Fang: "No you dooonnn't!"

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 40

Iggy: "Look, just because Max isn't here doesn't mean all the rules have gone out the window. She left me in charge, and I'm gonna make sure to do everything she would –" (Tries to hold a straight face then cracks up)

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 41

Max: "What the heck are you doing?"

Fang: "Helping you change your mind." (Leans in and kisses her)

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 52

Fang: "We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."

Max: "Have you been watching Oprah again?"

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 63

Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you – like Max?"

Fang: "Nope. I'm the smart one."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 70

Max: "So, you have your price. Your soul for a cookie."

Fang: (flips max off)

Max: (grins and then sticks her tongue out at him)

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 72

Fang: "You still want to do this? Bark once for yes."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 81

Max: "Fang?"

Fang: "Yeah. I'm here."

Max: "I'm so glad you're here."

Fang: "Yeah, I got that."

Max: "I don't know what I'd do without you."

Fang: "You'd be fine."

Max: "No. I'd be totally unfine. Totally."

Fang: "It's okay. Just relax. Just… relax. Don't try to talk."

Max: "I don't want my chip anymore. Actually, I never wanted that chip."

Fang: "Okay, we're taking it out."

Max: "I just want you to hold my hand."

Fang: "I am holding your hand."

Max: "Oh, I knew that… Fang, don't go anywhere."

Fang: "I won't. I'm here."

Max: "Okay, I need you here. Don't leave me."

Fang: "I won't."

Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much."

Fang: "Oh, jeez."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 84-85

Max: "What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"

Fang: "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. Pick a tree. I'll go carve out initials in it."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 86

Max: "What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"

Fang: "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. Pick a tree. I'll go carve out initials in it."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 86

Fang: "There is one bright side to this."

Max: "Yeah? What's that?"

Fang: (grins) "You looove me." (Holds arms out wide) "You love me this much."

Max: (Shrieks)

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 102

Jeb: "Any nausea? Headache?"

Max: "Yep. And it's standing here talking to me."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 116

Jeb: "The truth is, Max, nothing is as it seems."

Max: "Uh-huh. Is that what the aliens told you when you quit wearing your foil hat?"

Anne: "The truth is, Max, you're at the School."

Max: "No freaking duh. And uh, wait – let me guess – I'm some kind of bird-kid hybrid. And you captured me. And, and, I'm strapped to a hospital bed. I bet I even have wings. Am I right?"

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 117

Ter Borcht: "You haf a malfunctioning chip, you get debilitating headaches, and your leadership skills are sadly much less than ve had hoped for."

Max: "And yet I could still kick your doughy Eurotrash butt from here to next Tuesday. So that's something."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 136

Ter Borcht: "Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?"

Gazzy: "I have x-ray vision." (looks at ter Borcht's chest and then looks appalled)

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 137

Ter Borcht: "Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"

Nudge: "You mean, like, besides the wings?"

Ter Borcht: "Yes. Besides de vings."

Nudge: "Hmm. Besides de vings. Um… I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"

Ter Borcht: "Hardly a special talent."

Nudge: "Yeah? Let's see you do it."

Gazzy: (in ter Borcht's voice) "I vill now eat nine Snickers bars, visout bahfing."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 138

Ter Borcht: "Does anysing on you vork properly?"

Iggy: "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 139

Ter Borcht: "You don't speak much, do you?"

Fang: …

Ter Borcht: "Vhy do you let a girl be de leader?"

Fang: "She's the tough one."

Max: Dang right.

Ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you?"

Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 139

Gazzy: (in ter Borcht's voice) "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!"

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 140

Max: "Now, let's say they come get us."

Iggy: "And, like, the halls are full of zebras."

Gazzy: "And suddenly tons of bubbles everywhere."

Nudge: "And then everyone starts eating beef jerky."

Iggy: "Yeah, I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes. Now that's a plan!"

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 149-150

Ter Borcht: "It is time to eliminate you. You haf failed all de tests. You are not useful."

Max: "No, but we're dang cute."

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 154

"I vill now destroy da snickahs bahrs!" -Gazzy

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max

"Rawr!" -Fang

"I had never, ever wanted to kill anyone more, not even last summer when Iggy had shredded my only, favorite pair of non-Goodwill pants to make a fuse long enough to detonate something from fifty feet away." -Max

"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max

"In this store, he'd exchanged his basic black ensemble for a slightly different basic black ensemble." -Max

"Hmm. Clear vainilla notes, too sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good-hearted cookie, not pretentious." -Max

"Note to self: stop punching inanimate objects." -Max

"Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could turn Mother Teresa into an ax murderer." -Max

"Yeah, this is what we needed. A staircase going down to the Dark Place." -Fang

"Just walk. Keep walking. Walk the walk." -Max

"That fat guy could make a movie - like Bowling for Columbine or something." -Iggy

"Senator Dude, um, we have a problem with these sicko scientists." -Fang

"Note to self: give subconscious a pep talk re: better dreams." -Max

"It was you or him. I'm glad you picked you." –Fang

"Here. Have a dog." –Max

"You... are... a... fridge... with... wings. We're... freaking... ballet... dancers." –Fang

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." –Fang

"They were bad fliers. And in their minds, they weren't all 'Kill the mutants', like they usually are. They were like, 'Remember to flap!'" –Angel

"Accident." –Max

"Accident? With what, a rabid bear?" –Paramedic

"Kind of." –Max

"And how do you spell that?" –FBI investigator

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-R-O-R." -Gazzy

"Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." –FBI investigator

"No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work, and all." –Max

"Have you ever been to Colorado?" –FBI investigator

"Is that one of those square states, in the middle?" –Max

"I wanted to grab the front of his shirt, throw him against the wall, get some answers. But I'm trying to outgrow that kind of thing." –Max

"So, Fnick, can I change the channel? There's a game on." –Iggy

"Make yourself at home, Figgy." –Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX

"I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel-MAX

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX

"Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on." -The Voice-SOF

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX

"I choose you, Max" Fang-MAX

"'We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' (Max)

He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. 'She offered to cook breakfast.'" (Fang)

"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)

'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)

"Fang, are you-like Max?"(Dr. Martinez) "Nope, I'm the smart one."(Fang)STWAOES

"'Fang, Fang, Fang, I love you thiiiis much!'(Max) 'Oh, jeez.'"(Fang)

"Opps, guess they forgot to program us with respect for authority."(Max)

"There, decades of psycho logic picked apart in three secongs by an eleven-year-old. Take that modern science!"(Max)

"He permitted himself a small grin. Max had always teased that the Flock had voted Fang 'Most Likly to Become a Cult Leader.'"(Fang's thoughts)

Mortal Instruments Fandom Questionnaire

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1.Clary

2.Isabelle

3.Simon

4.Jace

5.Alec

6.Max

7.Magnus

8.Sebastian/Jonathan

9.Maia

10.Jordan

11.Luke

12.Jocelyn

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Max and Luke? Now that's just weird. And gross, depending on what its about. Plus, it doesnt help that Max is... dead. T.T

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Jace? oh hell yeeessss! he tops the scale. hes sooo sweet.. and his Jace-ness is so amusing.

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

hm.. Maia fics.. i havent read any.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Izzy and Max? incest is disturbing.. so no..

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

if its a love fic, Alec/Jordan would make more sense. but if its just friend... Alec/Maya could work, but theyre not really close.. then again, neither is Alec and Jordan with each other..

Do you recall any fics about One?

alot.

Two/Seven or Two/Four? Why?

both! Izzy/Jace as a lil sis/big bro fic, and Izzy/Magus as... well i think it could be pretty interesting...

Would Five and Three make a good couple?

O.o i dont think Alec likes Simon very much...

Who would win in a fight between Twelve and Ten?

thats a toughie. Jordan's a good strong werewolf, and Jocelyn is a good strong Shadowhunter. but then, Jocelyn's older with more experience.. but Jordan's younger with great training... gar.

One/Five or Two/Eleven? Why?

Clary/Alec or Izzy/Jordan... the latter. or maybe the former. or both. Clar/Alec dont talk much, so maybe Izzy/Jordan cuz they had an interesting convo involving tequila and stuff so yeah..

Who would win in a fight between Nine and Six?

soory Max! but Maia got this.

Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in…Their reaction?

lol as long as its not Alec walking in on Izzy&Magnus.. but Jordan? hes a bit of an awkward guy. so he'll probably leave. lolol if it WAS Alex.. well, his sister and his epically amazing boyfriend? yeah. nuff said.

Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they chose?

Simon...with Jace or Sebastian/Jonathan or Maia... obviously Maia. tho im totally up for Simon/Isabelle. so cute.

What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Ten in a secret relationship?

oh Magnus.. you never know what he'll do with anything.. so Simon/Jordan? as long as Izzy and Maia dont find out... xD

Is there such a thing as a Four/Ten fluff story?

Jace/Jordan? um...

Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic.

aww this would be kinda sweet. Clary/Alec.. title.. um.. "Lost On The Other Side" cuz yknow.. Alec is gay.. Clary knew early.. yeah.. bad title..

What would be a good pick up line for Eleven to use on Six?

sigh. pedophile much? Luke/Max aint gonna work! besides, what would Luke say? "I know a good comic store we could go to.."?