My name is SolemnTear, I'm a hobbyist author. I write stories about whatever interests me, mostly games that perk my interest. Stories are thought of by the thousands, written by the few, seen by even less. If any stories are posted here, they'll be slow and broken here and there... enjoy what you see -

Quotes:

"Now by the powers invested in me by catnip, which aren't that great."-Kayla

"Crap it!" -Me whenever I'm to lazy to curse

"Run away from the psycho bitch!"- anyone who gets me pissed off (I can be very evil)

"Hey Mikara, I just realized your chibi-sized!"- me talking to Mikara one day, she wapped me on the head so hard I hit it on the table right after though...(She's kinda short, you call her short, you're gonna hurt real soon.)

"When life throws you lemons make lemonade. Then track down life and pour the burning acid of the lemonade in its eyes. Then say,"Throw lemons at me again see what happens."- my friend Katie.

"Moogles..."- My brother yet again.I have this irrational fear of those big-nosed bear things that I saw in Kingdom hearts

"Kupo Kupo that!" - me after my brother got this moogle plushie and put a recorder in it so it said 'kupo! kupo!' every other minute. I picked up a fold up chair when it said that and beat the shit out of it for three minutes straight...hehehe. I hate Moogles! I mean, what the Hell does 'kupo' mean? Is it a curse, or maybe just a word? Or...is it the signal for all the moogles to invade the Earth and enslave us all! o.O

Josh-"What the heck is a Tauren?"

Me-"A Tauren is what happens when some horny guy who's so drunk he can't tell the difference between his wife and the family cow."- me explaining what the Tauren from the World of Warcraft game is.