Hey everyone My name is AJ

I'm a girl

I read fanfiction.

That's all you need to know.

RANDOM STUFF:

"Sanity!? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place." -- Zaraki Kenpachi, Bleach, Japanese verion w/subtitles, episode 51

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive.

There are no stupid questions; just stupid people.

Well, sorry just doesn't cut it...scissors do.

God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like skateboards; they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell youwhy it isn't.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

It doesn’t mater if you win or lose, but it matters if I win or lose.

There is no ‘I’ in team, but there is me.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying

Love is like snot. You keep picking at it until you get to it, then you wonder what to do with it.

There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train.

Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

I’ve got a problem for your solution.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.

I don’t pray because I don’t want to bore God.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.

I’m not afraid of heights. I’m afraid of widths.

If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much space.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

He who laughs didn’t get the joke.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.

Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing.

I’d rather be pissed off than be pissed on.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to shut a revolving door.

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you.

Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser.

Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humour.

It is no accident that ‘stressed’ spelled backward is ‘desserts’.

If you rearrange the letters from mother in law, it spells out female Hitler.

I’m not sleeping. I’m just looking at the insides of my eyelids.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper – long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong time.

I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Never criticize someone before walking a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

When life gives you lemons, make it into grapefruit juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the water washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be beside you and say "Damn that was fun!"

To love or to be loved is recieving a glimpse of heaven

Cracks on sidewalks are reminders that you never too strong to fall apart

Don't love roses; because roses die in summer: Love a river, because rivers flow forever

Studying: Take the first 3 letters off, and it's just dying.

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you inthe heart, but BEST friends only poke you with straws.

When life hands you lemons, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock only every other one. I figure that no matter how long someone stands there picking locks, he's always locking three." - Elayne Boosler

"Don't take life too seriously, or else you'll never make it out alive." - Elbart Hubbard

"Whenever I have to pick between two evils, I pick the one I've never tried." - Mae West

Suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit!" ~ Bill Maher, on Politically Incorrect, 1995

Albert Einstein- The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits..

"Nothing is perfect because life isn't perfect, and that's what makes it so damn beautiful." - Roy Mustang

"God has a great sense of humor. Just look at ostriches." - Van Montgomery

"You've got a strong pair of legs. Get up and use 'em." - Edward Elric

"Your life is your own. Rise up and live it." - Richard Rahl

The only thing I now is that i know nothing." Socrates.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" qu Napoleon Bonaparte.

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written." ~Artemis, Artemis Fowl

"I'm surrounded by idiots, but they mean well." ~Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

"You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness." ~Dean, Supernatural

In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies,

but the silence of our friends.

-Martin Luther King, Jr.

Enter, stranger, but take heed

Of what awaits the sin of greed,

For those who take, but do not earn,

Must pay dearly in their turn.

So if you seek beneath our floors

A treasure that was never yours,

Thief, you have been warned, beware,

Of finding more than treasure there.

-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, J. K. Rowling

"So, what brings you down this way?"

"Uh, gravity?" -Beast boy on Teen Titans

We should live our lives in such a way that when our feet hit the floor in the morning Satan says "Crap, she's up..."

"When life gives you lemons ... make chocolate chip cookies and let everyone wonder how you did it!"

"What the hell?! I say when life gives you lemons eat the damn lemon and grin in their stupid faces! Ha lemons are yummy!"

"You don't know what you got untill you dig through that pile of junk that has been building in your closet for years and find it saying "Hey, I never knew I had this!'"

"Normal? No thank you, I'll take the crazy with a side of nuts!"

"Evil? Why no, I'm just plotting world domination!"

"The goal of life is not to reach the end in a well preserved body, but to come sliding in, scratched and dirty, saying Whoo what a ride!"

"Life is too short to take seriously."

"You can't win at life, in the end we all die, the real game is what you do between the start and the end."

"Just remember, all of us have already won the most important race of our lives... we beat all the other sperm to the egg."

"Life is short and then you die."

"No matter how flat the pancake is there is always another side."

If Yaoi were vodka

And I were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And I ain't a duck

So give me some Yaoi

And shut the fuck up

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

Bleach Quotes:

Why do your drawings abnormally suck?- Ichigo Kurosaki

Ichigo, what a complete amature you are!!- Hichigo Shirosaki

As you pass into the next life feel honored that you perished by my bankai.- Byakuya Kuchiki

You must always be courtious when you're a freeloader.- Kon

Yo. You rang?- Hichigo Shirosaki

That wasn't very nice. Ichigo Kurosaki, I believe you killed my hat.- Kisuke Urahara

It's your own damn fault for falling asleep in the middle of the street!- Renji Abarai

I'd prefer that we weren't connected at all but it would be awkward if he were to die. So i'll kill you instead!- Hichigo Shirosaki

Yaay, Kenny!!- Yachiru Kusajishi

Come back and fight me, Ichigo!- Kenpachi Zaraki

Let me out! I can kick both their asses!- Hichigo Shirosaki

Now what I wanna know is who the shit are you?!- Hichigo Shirosaki

Fight me Ichigo! Let's have a classic fight to the death!- Kenpachi Zaraki

If I ever find the slightest weakness, the smallest opening, i'm going to knock you down and crush your skull like an egg!!-Hichigo Shirosaki

You're one creepy kid.-Gin Ichimaru

Hey, it's been a long time, eh King?-Hichigo Shirosaki

"The joys of magic," he proclaimed, "Tremble at my Advil-like powers."-Excerpt from Hobo's Lullaby by H o l o - G r a m m a t i c

"Gus, don't be a naked mole rat having a bad hair day. I suppose we out to be proud of our House. Everyday we're hufflin', right?"-Excerpt from Professor Spencer by Do a Barrel Roll