um. hi. welcome to my bio. :D

warning: my bio contains extreme levels of awesome. like me. xD

(just so you know, i like lowercase letters. they're pretty. and yeah, this has been done a million times, but i don't care. i've also decided i had to shorten this before people started dying from its previous length. then again, not like anybody reads these anyways. i think i'm one of the few who does.)

my name is mulligatawny but you can call me awesomeness personified if you wish. :D (i'm not one to go around admitting my real name to the world.)

i like reading/writing percy jackson, icarly, and victorious. or whatever the authors i have on alert write. i prefer humor and angst. i tend to stick to my ships unless i know the author. then i'll read any ship. except slash and incest. not trying to bash it or offend anybody, i just don't like it.

i see my writing as 'meh' so if you could give me constructive criticism, i'll love you a lot. but if you flame, i'll ignore you. (haven't had this problem yet but whatever.) if you use atrocious grammar in a review, i won't even bother deciphering it. if you bash my ships, i won't like you. if you fave without reviewing, i'll stare at the screen with an irritated expression. like this: -_-

fair warning: i rarely respond to reviews. if it's a long review and/or i actually have a response for it than i'll reply. but i tend not to reply to those three word reviews. there really isn't a response. and me telling 'thanks for reviewing' is like me telling you 'the sky is blue'. they're both givens. of course i appreciate you taking the time to review. of course the sky is blue. (i kinda wish it was purple though. :/)

i love sarcasm, reading (preferably fantasy or maybe sci-fi with an awesome couple to root for), writing (i really wish i had more time with this), and using the word 'awesome'. i also love clothes (but not shopping) and watching movies. i think emoticons are awesome. i really like the beatles, big time rush, we the kings, paramore, and forever the sickest kids.

i hate people who curse every other word (i get it. you're angry.), shallow people (are you a person or a kiddie pool?), ships wars (grow up. it's fiction.), stereotypes (pretty sure these are responsible for like more than half of society's problems), people who act dumb to seem cool (hint: it's not working). and bad grammar (it's called a first grade education. use it.)

team edward or team jacob?: two teams actually. team percy jackson & harry potter and team whoever-almost-ran-over-bella-with-a-truck. needless to say, i'm sick of the twilight obsession. i read the books. i got over them. but if you like them, then whatever. as long as you don't dump body glitter on people. :P

i took a quiz online to see what hogwarts house i belong in and i got: sixty-one percent compatibility for gryffindor, sixty-six for slytherin, eight-one for ravenclaw, and eighty-five for hufflepuff. but if i could choose, i'd pick ravenclaw because everyone wants gryffindor. that should explain a lot about me.

if i could pick a godly parent, i'd choose poseidon. just like ninety-percent of the population. xD but my other choices are athena or hephaestus. they're awesome. and if i had to choose a minor god, i'd pick hecate (goddess of magic) because she sounds cool.

my avatar image is of percy jackson and annabeth chase (my otp). not exactly how i pictured them (kinda close though), but this picture is really well-done. i had to use it. credit goes to eviltt on deviantart. (there's some pretty good fanart for percabeth on that site.) though i doubt eviltt is reading this, i'd like to say i hope you don't mind. is this picture a sign of me liking this couple too much? maybe. but i don't care. :D i love them and am not afraid to flaunt it. xD

this profile's layout is inspired by the profiles of other people whose names i can't remember. kinda sad of me to copy them but at least i admit it. :P

i'm pretty stubborn and i hold on tightly to my ideas but i'm pretty open-minded and i'm not intimidating to talk to. (unless you have a problem with randomness and a somewhat sadistic sense of humor.) i'm not mean. promise. (unless you get on my bad side. then i won't bother with you.) but yeah, i don't have a problem with talking to people. as long as you don't come off as a stalker. then i'll stare at the screen feeling creeped out and just ignore you.

i like unicorns. we all should. they're awesome. just saying.

i can't dance. i can't sing. i can't play an instrument. i have no athletic ability. my 'meh' writing's pretty much the only thing i've got going for me. :P

warning: i said this before but i should reinforce the fact that i can be pretty random. so don't worry. if i say something weird or random, i'm not going to show up in the middle of the night and try to kill you with a chainsaw. but just in case, i'll try to be normal. no promises though. xD

for all you stalkers: i'm a thirteen-year old girl. happy now?

pairings i ship:

percy&annabeth: this was my first real ship. i will always love them. they are adorable. they are epic. they are my otp. they are fun to read and write. they are a bunch of other adjectives i can't think of. :D (but seriously, i really love this pairing.)

travis&katie: i didn't think much of them until i read some of the hilarious/amazing/awesome fics for it. now i love them.

piper&leo: leo is awesome. piper is awesome. together, they are super awesome. can you say that about piper&jason?! i think not! okay, well, you can. but it's not the same! jason's cool but still. piper&leo ftw. :P

peeta&katniss: i was only slightly more pro peeta than gale. but then i read mockingjay and became a little more peeta. i didn't like the fact gale was a little angrier. i didn't think slightlyangrier!gale was good for katniss. besides, peeta's so sweet. and he can bake. you gotta love a guy who's hot, sweet, and can make you cookies. ;) (and no that is not supposed to be a sexual reference. get your minds out of the gutter. when i mean 'make cookies', i mean 'make cookies'.)

finnick&annie: their whole relationship and the way they fit is just so adorable. the way he helps her stay sane is just sososo cute. besides, how can you not love finnick? basically, this is an awesome couple :D

beck&jade: they're cute together. and there's awesome fanfiction for them. and i just ship them. their moments are too adorable to resist. :D

tori&andre: i love the concept of them dating. i really like this couple. i'm convinced andre's in love with tori. i will be very happy if (when?) they end up together.

sam&freddie: my love for them is hard to explain. i just really like sam's character. and freddie's awesome. and this pairing is fun to write. (writing freddie's character in general is fun.) long story short: i ship them. :P however: i'm not one of those annoying creddie bashers who goes around flaming and using grammar/spelling that would make a dictionary cry.

ron&hermione: not done with the books but i think they're cute. besides, you gotta love ron. harry's awesome but i don't like him with hermione. but i respect harry&hermione. but yeah, i really like this couple. they're adorable.

fred&me: i'm kidding. (not really.) i share him with my friends Smile_When_You_Cry and angie2282. we love him. a lot. how can you not? he's eleven different kinds of awesome. and that's saying something because there's only ten kinds of awesome. xD

lee jordan&me: now him, i share with nobody! i seem to have a habit of choosing fictional boyfriends. xD but seriously, he's an awesome quidditch commentator. how can you not ship yourself with him? xD

max&fang: this couple is full of sarcastic banter. how can you not love them? like seriously. who can resist a guy who can play a mean harmonica? xD

gregor&luxa: most of you probably haven't read the underland chronicles by suzanne collins but if you have, you know this is a totally awesome couple. when i read the last book, i drove my friend crazy for a few days by ranting about the ending. still makes me sad. :(

flynn&rapunzel: if you haven't seen tangled yet, you are a deprived person. this movie is awesome. its music is awesome. the couple is awesome. one of the best movies ever. i dare you not to love this couple. really, i'd like to see someone say they don't love this couple and mean it. it's impossible.

pie&pudding: this is due to a story i told my cousin when i had both a lot of coke (the drink) and peanut m&m's in my system. feel free to ask me what it was. it wasn't long. it was just really random. :P it was also proof i should not come up with stories while i have caffeine and sugar in my system. xD

my totally awesome friends:

angie2282: my awesome, supportive, sarcastic, psychotic, horror movie-loving partner in world domination. is one of the people responsible for my joining this site. enough said. :P

Smile-When-You-Cry: my brain twin who writes oc fics. we like most of the same books, ships, movies, music, we share a similar sense of humor, is the other person responsible for my joining this site, and blah blah blah. point is: she is awesome. :D

Astoria Goode: my pairing twin. my first online friend. and awesome writer for percy jackson, the hunger games, and harry potter AKA THE AWESOMEST BOOK SERIESES (i have no idea if that's the plural for the word 'series') EVAR. :P

viciousboar: we talk random stuff that most of you wouldn't be able to handle because we're just that awesome. but don't worry. we both tone down our awesomeness so we don't make others feel inferior. xD

that's about it, i guess. i seem to have covered the basics. no need to bore you with useless details about my life you could care less about.

enjoy my fics and have a nice day. :)