![]() Author has written 7 stories for Lion King, Discworld, Fairy Tales, Jungle Book, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Star Wars. My name is C. I teach martial arts, dance (swing and ballroom), knit, and am studying for my bachelor's degree in accounting. I am a facts nerd. When I saw the amazingly cool graphs and statistics on the "traffic" page, I about flipped out, I was so excited. Graphs! Numbers! Charts! They all bring a tingly feeling to my fingertips. However, my fondness for facts means that it is very difficult for me to write anything fic in less than several months, as I tend towards the anal-retentive side of maintaining canon. My favorite canon pair is probably Remus/Tonks. Rapunzel/Eugene is also d'awwww-worthy, when done right, and may I say rawr to a good Sparrabeth? Anna/Mongkut breaks my heart every single time. Nynaeve/Lan is irritating, but adorable. Mat/Tuon amuses me. I would love to see more Duchess/O'Malley. I do not approve of incest/slash pairings. Ever. I do not personally agree with such relationships, but the bigger issue for me is that the change to the characters is generally a bridge too far, even for fan fiction. Language will make me wince, but I can live with small doses. Adult situations must be reasonably tasteful. Grammar, punctuation, and spelling are my pet peeves. (Need a beta with an eye for the technical? PM me, but be ready for your writing to be absolutely shredded.) Marys and Garys get the garrote. I can quote the entire Princess Bride movie by memory. "Ladies don't start fights, but we always finish them." - Marie, The Aristocats (Super important disclaimer: I own nothing recognizable in any of the stories below. Narnia, Harry Potter, Discworld - you name it, I don't own it. Sue me not.) | |||||||
Freudian by Fabulist reviews
Strange Things Happen :: The Sequel by PippinStrange reviews
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
Harold and Morgan: Not A Romance by rthstewart reviews
The Ones that Failed by Clar the Pirate reviews
I Am A Jedi, Like My Grandma Before Me by rthstewart reviews
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Strange Things Happen in Libraries with Dr Pepper by PippinStrange reviews
Apostolic Way by rthstewart reviews
Enchantment Vast but Foolish by Starbrow reviews
Bedraggled As I Am by OldFashionedGirl95 reviews
The Nature Of Dust by inkvoices reviews
Bad Influence by Beta Gyre reviews
A Neutral Zone Armed With Mistrust And Cynicism by chaletian reviews
Cotton by Darling Pretty reviews
Her Everything by Fabulist reviews
Rat And Sword Go To War by rthstewart reviews
Mamihlapinatapei by Darling Pretty reviews
The nameless bond by The Musical CC reviews
My True Love Gave to Me by MrsTater reviews
What's to Happen All Happened Before by Darling Pretty reviews
We Need to Talk by Jane McAvoy reviews
Unquenchable Fire by rthstewart reviews
Untying the Knots by tromperie reviews
Vows by Eve Royal reviews
Smitten by Airplane reviews
I Can't Give You Anything But Love by Dinosaur Barbecue reviews
Sea Change by MrsTater reviews
Scandal Sheets by Clar the Pirate reviews
Singularly Imperfect by Ruan Chun Xian reviews
Strangeways, Here We Come by ishandtwofourths reviews
Ad Undas by Clar the Pirate reviews
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
A Process of Evolution by Leraiv Snape reviews
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Furious Angels by Worldmaker reviews
We Sort Too Soon: The Journal of Severus Snape by onoM reviews
Philologus by PPVV reviews
Sweet Rose and Wilde by Clar the Pirate reviews
Her Toes by Clar the Pirate reviews
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
Blood Will Out by Lady Bracknell reviews
Always a Queen by LittleOtter reviews
Don't Look Back by MrsTater reviews
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Cards on the Table by Gilpin reviews
Without Words by Jess Pallas reviews
The Unspoken Code by Oy Angelina reviews
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
Brash and Bitter by drowning goldfish reviews
Sahara Dust reviews
Exit the Omwati
Sand and Shells
Keeper of the Sword, Tamer of Chaos reviews
They're Dead And How It Happened
Jungle Rhythm reviews
The Nine Lives of Felicia reviews