Hi, my name is Jasmin and I'm 16 years old.

I come from Germany, Bavaria and go in the 9th grade of a Realschool.

I was introducted to this site from the "german version" of this site, called fanfiktion.de

I don't really know what to write here, so I'll just put up copy and paste-things, favorite quotes an the pairings I thing are perfect.

So, here it comes:

Twilight:

Edward & Bella

Jasper & Alice

Emmet & Rosalie

Carlisle & Esme

Charlie & Sue

Harry & Sue

Charlie & Renee

Phil & Renee

Eleazar & Carmen

Laurent & Irina

Garrett & Kate

Ben & Angela

Aro & Sulpicia

Caius & Athenodora

Marcus & Didyme

Peter & Charlotte

James & Victoria

Randy & Bree

Quil & Claire

Jarred & Kim

Sam & Emily

Jacob & Leah

Sorry, but I'm not really a fan of Jacob and Nessie, can anyone say Pedophile?!

Inuyasha:

Inuyasha & Kagome

Naraku & Kikyo

Sesshomaru & Kagura

Detective Conan:

Shinichi & Ran

Copy and Paste:

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, ty101, Blonde-and-Volatile,DANGERvenom, 2gsdip, jali3993 ;)

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Engineering: 'How will this work?'

Science: ‘Why will this work?'

Management: 'When will this work?

Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that?

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

They say that guns dont kill people. People kill people. But I highly doubt that if a person ran up to someone and yelled "BANG!" that anyone would die. No, I think guns help...

Twilight Oath-
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know