pen name: Shadows in the Wind

faves: Lord of the Rings, Fantastic Beasts ad Where to Find Them, Harry Potter, labyrinth, Naruto, InuYasha, Yu Yu Hashico(sp?), Black Butler, and many more...

"Not all who wander are found..." Unknown

"Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you" Night Vale

"Death is a dignitary who when he comes announced is to be received with formal manifestations of respect, even by those most familiar with him. In the code of military etiquette, silence and fixity are forms of deference."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

--Will Rogers

"Perfection is a waste of time."

--Kim De Coite

Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know."

--Gilbert Chesterton

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.”

- Unknown

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

"When all else fails, blow shit up."

Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori. It is sweet and becoming to die for one's country.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

Don't Worry! I don't know where I am either.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Confucion say:

...man who eat jellybeans fart in technicolor.

...man who live in glass house should change in basement.

...man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

...man who walk with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

...man who run in front of car get tired.

...man who run behind car get exhausted.

...man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

...man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

...man who drive like hell bound to get there.

...man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs.

...man who jumps off cliff jump to conclusion.

...man who is stuck in pantry has ass in jam.

...man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

...man who masturbate only screwing himself.

...man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

...man with one chopstick go hungry.

...man in shower with tool in hand not necessarily plumber.

...woman who puts husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

...a streaker is one who is unsuited for his work.

...keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

...those who say they 'sleep like a baby' haven't got one.

...the tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few can hold it.

...the best defense against rape is to beat off the attacker.

...the perfect gift for a man who has everything is a burglar alarm.

...husbands are like fires; they go out when left unattended.

...the mind is like a parachute; it works much better when open.

...the heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

...a shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

...a prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

...a transvestite is a man who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.

...man who want to catch a bra should set a boobie trap.

...a tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

...the difference between pink and purple is your grip.

...even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks it's neck out.

...those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

...man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax don't know if he's coming or going.

...prisoners complain behind bars; husbands complain in them.

...at a nudist wedding you don't have to ask, you can see who the best man is.

...prostitute who like bondage is usually strapped for cash.

...killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

...the best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut.

...it is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

...a single fact can ruin a good argument.

...even a fish can escape being caught if it keeps it's mouth shut.

...to make a long story short, don't tell it.

...the best way to keep your word is to not give it.

...when you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

...bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

...artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

...he who makes love in grass gets piece on earth.

...wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

...it's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

...don't drink and park; accidents cause people.

...baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

...war doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left.

...it takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.

...passionate kiss like spider's web; soon lead to undoing of fly.

...virginity like bubble; one prick, all gone.

...marriage is like poker; you start with pair, end up with full house.

...foolish man give wife grand piano; wise man give wife upright organ.

...secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.

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