Silent.Slytherin.Seductresshide bio
I have another pen-name from which I actually write, but I've decided I need a special place to collect together all of those amazing HP fics that I love. ...all of which further tempt my adoration of Severus and Lucius and have lured me over to the dark side, realising that I will forever by Slytherin because they have the best men and they're just deeply misunderstood souls who need a little more love and enjoyment in their lives. ;) The Dark Lords In an alternate universe, Tom Riddle was more obsessed with rock'n'roll than wizarding supremacy. Alas, his musical skills weren't half as amazing as his magic and he soon left the band he created for a regular job at the Ministry of Magic. ...his bandmates on the other hand were all excellent musicians, and went on to worldwide success without him as The Dark Lords. Vocals: Lucius Malfoy Guitar: Bellatrix Black Bass: Severus Snape Drums: Sirius Black The exquisitely coiffured wizarding band refuse to tour without their personal hairdresser, Miss. Hermione Granger. |
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The Ribboned-Witch by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"Why would I want your…fumblings?" There was a thread of steel in Granger's voice as she played along with Severus' game. "When I could have *his* expertise?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,122 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 3,187 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Suitable Arrangement by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"Friends with benefits? Our understanding." Hermione caught her fingers in her tangled hair and frowned. "No. That sounds complicated. Our… suitable arrangement? How about that?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,675 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
perfection by Nylex reviews
[Winner of SSHG Fanfic Awards for Best Comedy] Hermione is determined to lose her virginity before Christmas. Amused, Snape decides to help. [Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Tyger and the Lamb by anoesis reviews
Odd, really, that a man so darkly experienced could prove to be so very innocent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Ages by Aurette reviews
Chaos reigns after the entire world seems to be coming to an end, but hope arrives disguised as despair. AU, M for reasons, HEA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,650 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by ElissuhSlytherin reviews
A year after the war,Hermione goes to finish her last year at Hogwarts.A series of threatening letters let her know the worst isn't over and someone will stop at nothing to kill nnon up to Ootp,AU after.SS/HG, DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,385 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Of Muggles and Magic by Aurette reviews
A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 182,266 - Reviews: 3709 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dancing with Devils by diamond-helen reviews
A red dress, dancing, and previously hidden desires make a happy witch, SB/HG/RL. Birthday fic for angelically-devilish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Tabby's and Snake's by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione is at Ginny's hen party when she sees two unexpected patrons at the strip club they end up at. Ginny decides for them to have a little fun, changing their appearances so they can pretend to be dancers for the two men they spot there too. Two-shot rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What Is This Thing Called Love? by Kitty Perry reviews
Severus is reinstated as Headmaster and calls his first staff meeting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,972 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Needs Must by Aurette reviews
How long does a thirsty man stare at a glass of water before he takes a sip? How long can a woman keep putting another first before she rebels? EWE?, SS/HG, Adultery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,416 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Chance in Time by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,715 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Most of the Time by angelically-devilish reviews
WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2010 CHALLENGE - "What do you mean, MOST of the time?" he demanded. She smiled ingenuously. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Sirius, darling" she said sweetly. Sequel to 'A Late Night Rendezvous'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Silence Speaks by pelespen reviews
“What do you suppose will happen now that the Pan has decided to grow up?” he asked wryly. A Sirius/Hermione story about growing up at any age. Lemons later. Please read responsibly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,747 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5336 - Favs: 5,904 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Princess of Gryffindor by Aurette reviews
No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Than Coffee by angelically-devilish reviews
After a night of drinking, Hermione opens her eyes to a hangover, a laughing animagus, and a house devoid of coffee. What’s a girl to do to get over her caffeine craving? Gift for GrandeVanillaSkimLatte
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Late Night Rendezvous by angelically-devilish reviews
2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 154 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part I by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: MOTORCYCLES, WHISKEY, AND KARAOKE. Just part one in what I hope to be a series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. Smutty, smutty fun ahead, do not read if you are not of Muggle age! R&R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3927 - Favs: 4,891 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Patrimony by Theolyn reviews
My answer to the surrogate challenge. Hermione is a successful witch. She knows who she is, and she knows what she wants. And what she wants is a child fathered by Severus Snape. Rated M for later chapters. Non DH/HBP compliant. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,935 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Room of Lost Dreams by Mundungus42 reviews
In the aftermath of the final battle, Hermione seeks a way to make peace with the dead. She finds a hidden room, an enchanted journal, and the opportunity to save a man's life. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Spinner's End by missparker85 reviews
Hermione goes to work for Snape at Spinner's End. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,704 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Worth Waiting For by Kyra4 reviews
SSHG, set 6 years postHogwarts. A common cold serves as an uncommon catalyst... Some of my fics are rated M for language only. This is not one of them. This is M for a reason, people. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,421 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Triumph of Logic by Mother of Tears reviews
Hermione is having a hard time choosing a husband before the Marriage Law deadline. She gets help from a totally unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Ramos reviews
Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In the Library on Saturday Afternoon by I rub my duckie reviews
Fantastic love affairs do happen. Maybe even to bookworms...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Lost by VenusDeMilo reviews
Hermione gets lost in the past and falls in love with Severus... Cliche, true... but still fun (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2606 - Favs: 4,708 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Buried Life by Kalina Lea reviews
Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,330 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete