What...? Were you expecting some kind of greeting into my profile? What is wrong with you anyway? Trying to sneak into a poor guy's life while he can't stop you. I mean, seriously!

Actually, you can stop them. Just don't type in here.

Keep it shut. Anyway, since you ARE here and are obviously trying to SPY on ME, I guess I'll tell you a little about myself.

My favorite letter is Z! My favorite color is green! My favorite game is--...hey, what is my favorite game?

If I knew, I'd tell ya.

I thought I told you to shut up! Well, since Mr. "I am to be feared because I'm sarcastic and have bold letters" here obviously has a problem with me, I'll let him talk to ya.

Um...I'm a her.

AAAH! WHAT THE HELL IS A GIRL DOING IN MY PROFILE! AAAAHHHH!

...actually, I'm going to ask why a guy is in MY profile.

What! You aren't Slayer Z! I am, and I'll be the only one! Therefore, this is MY profile page. Not yours.

I could always change your name.

You will do no such thing!

Ha...now you sound like my mom.

...Shut up! Well, there you have it folks. A little about me and Ms. "I'm bold and spy on people while they type."

I hope to see you next time, when you review my fanfiction(s)! Until then, see you!

Idiot.