Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance
And vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs
You know nothing about art or sex
That you couldn’t read in any trendy New York underground fashion magazine
Prototypical non-conformist
You are a vacuous soldier of the thrift store Gestapo
You adhere to a set of standards and tastes
That appear to be determined by an unseen panel of hipster judges (bullshit)
Giving a thumbs up or thumbs down to incoming and outgoing trends and styles of music and art
Go analog baby, you’re so post-modern
You’re diving face forward into a antiquated path
It’s disgusting, its offensive, don’t stick your nose up at me

You spend your time sitting in circles with your friends
Pontificating to each other
Forever competing for that one moment of self-aggrandizing glory
In which you hog the intellectual spotlight
Holding dominion over the entire shallow pointless conversation
Oh, we’re not worthy
When you walk by a group of quote-unquote normal people
You chuckle to yourself patting yourself on the back as you scoff
It's the same superiority complex
Shared by the high school jocks who made your life a living hell
And makes you a slave to the competitive capitalist dogma
You spend every moment of your waking life bitching about

Don't you just love the word vacuous?

Actually, I do have several things to declare. The first would be my absolute passion for writing, dreaming, drawing, and acting. Secondly, I have an enormous infatuation for Harry Potter. He is one of my favorite, most dynamic book characters. Thirdly, I wish I was British. Er, that I lived in Britain. Because I'm 1/2 Korean 1/2 British. But I live in Southern California. I'm talking about the "O.C." Good god. Fourthly(is thata word? I have no idea.), everyone reading this should do these things: 1. Go read my stories and comment. 2. If you have not read and seen the Harry Potter books/movies, go read/see now. 3. Please watch Teen Titans. 4. Buy me lemonade. 5. Stay away from rabid possums. 6. Appreciate anyone who has an extremely strange sense of humor. Especially those who enjoy spewing rather "random" rants about religion and it's relevance to barnyard animals.

Right. Thank you.

I would suggest to anyone who would enjoy an extremely hilarious original tale about randomness and romance and highschool(gasp!) to go to this URL:

http://www.fictionpress.com /read.php?storyid=1937291

A Moment To Be Real

Oh dear. I am So Incredibly Sorry thatI haven't updated. I actually had no inspiration whatsoever until I watched the movie again today. It was on the disney channel. :) but okay... Chapter 6 up!

A Change In Spirit

Chapter 7 up! Much longer too... APs are finally over. Whoo!