Hi! My name is Julia. I love Harry Potter, and I am a Ravenclaw! My favorite character is Bellatrix Lestrange. I am a huge Bellamort fan! I like to write stories and my favorites authors are:J.K.Rowlings,Jane Austen,Margaret Mitchell,etc. I am very loial and people can trust me. I want to became a psychologist. I have a strong attachment to the Batman characters, particularly Joker and Harley Quinn. Currently obsessing over Lizzington( Red and Lizzie from The Blacklist)

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Bellamort. Because Bellatrix and Voldemort do not need to be repressed on top of everything else.

Bellamort. Because evil is sexy.

Bellamort. Because not even the Dark Lord can resist a Black .

Bellamort. Because Slave/Master wouldn't even be role-playing for them.

Bellamort. Because JK Rowling said so.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, .Talithia-Hawk.,amazon star,

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Harry Potter Fanfic Challenge!

(number your favorite characters in Harry Potter in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!

1.Bellatrix Lestrange
2.Harry Potter

3.Hermione Granger

4.Regulus Black

5.Draco Malfoy

6.Narcissa Malfoy

7.Sirius Black

8.Luna Lovegood

9.Remus Lupin

10.Voldemort

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Yes, I read!

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
She is cute,but I don't think that she is hot!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

That can not happen!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Yes!

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
No! Not a good couple!

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Regulus/Luna.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
If Sirius found out about Luna and Hermione? Sirius will say: I want to see that!

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Narcissa is sad because Draco fall in love with Hermione. Harry and Narcissa became good friends,and Hermione marries Draco. After 2 years,Harry discovers that Narcissa loves him.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Regulus/Voldemort??Yeah, right!I don't think there is...

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Bellatrix/Draco...A Lestrange can love.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Bellatrix was very sad,and Regulus made her a massage...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

My friends don't read fanfiction.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Voldemort? Bad boys by Bob Marley.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Narcissa/Harry/Hermione? Warning:JEALOUS Gryffindors.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Luna/Draco?? ...Roses are red,some diamonds are blue,chivalry is dead,but you're still kinda cute... Thank you,Luna,but I will not go out with you!!! I think you will... No,I will not!!! Yes,you will!!! No!! ... Yes! ... No!!!! ... Yes!!! ... No! ...Yes!! ...Yes!!!!! ...See??? I told you...I will see you later,Draco!!! ...Shit!!!!

16. One and seven are in a happy relationship until nine runs off with seven. One is heartbroken has a hot one night stand with ten and a brief unhappy affair with five then follows the wise advice of eight and finds true love with three.

Bellatrix and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Remus runs off with Sirius.Bellatrix is heartbroken has a hot one night stand with Voldemort( I like this!) and a brief unhappy affair with Draco then follows the wise advice of Luna and finds true love with Hermione! Lol!!

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I speak OTHER LANGUAGES so I MUST hate where I come from.
I speak SPANISH so I MUST be part Mexican.
I speak HEBREW so I MUST be a Jew.
I quote MOVIES so I MUST be a freak.
I have ASTHMA so I MUST be sick all the time.
I CARE ABOUT OTHERS MORE THAN MYSELF, so I MUST be suicidal and be plotting my death.

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Remember when: getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? 'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? and when dRaMa was someone StEaLiNg your cRaYoNs? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

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PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

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FAVORITES

Female Character? Bellatrix Lestrange

Male Character?Harry Potter

Professor? Dumbledore

Death Eater? Bellatrix Lestrange

Magical Creature? house elf

Spell? Accio(very useful)

Quote? "I kill sirius Black! I kill Sirius Black "

Movie? Order of the Phoenix

Hogwarts House? Ravenclaw

Place? Hogsmeade

Weasley? Fred

Couple? BELLAMORT FOREVER!!

THIS OR THAT

Gryffindor or Slytherin? Too hard to decide!

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw

Fred or George? Fred

Ginny or Luna? Luna

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley

Books or Movies? BOOKS!!

Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Deathly Hallows

Sorcerer’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Chamber of Secrets

Snape or Slughorn? Slughorn

Lupin or Sirius? Lupin

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny

Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati

Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby

Muggleborn or Pureblood? Pureblood

Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? Dan

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix Lestrange

Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Tom Riddle

Hedwig or Crookshanks?Hedwig

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Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!!

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Here's how you play.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing. 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool… As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

1. What is your motto?

S&M-Rihanna

2. What do your friends think of you?

Alejandro-Lady Gaga

3. What do you think about very often?

I am into you-Jenifer Lopez

4. What is 22?

22-Lily Allen

5. What do you think about your best friend?

Judas-Lady Gaga

6. What do you think about the person you like?

Speechless-Lady Gaga

7. What is your life story?

Buttons-Pussycat Dolls

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Ur so Gay-Katy Perry

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Telephone-Lady Gaga

10. What do your parents think of you?

Man down-Rihanna

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Fuck you-Lily Allen ( I don't think it fits a wedding)

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Rabiosa-Shakira

13. What is your hobbie/interest?

E.T-Katy Perry

14. What is your biggest secret?

New perspective-Panic at the disco

15. What do you think of your friends?

Boring-Pink

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Marry me-Emilie Autumn(that is not true!!!)

17. How will you die?

Marrionette-Antonia(a romanian singer)

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

Hold It against me-Britney Spears

19. What makes you laugh?

Unstoppable- E.S. Posthumus

20. What makes you cry?

Midnight sun-Elena Gheorghe (she is a romanian singer)

21. Will you ever get married?

Love the way you lie-Rihanna

22. What scares you the most?

Hot girls-Elena Gheorghe.

23. Does anyone like you?

Right there-Nicole Scherzinger

24. If you could go back in time, what is one thing that you would change?

Run the show-Kat the luna

25. What hurts right now?

Damn-Katy Perry

26. What will you post this as?

Electric feel-Katy Perry

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If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, paste this on your profile.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them .

If you are the kind of person who walks into a door or wall, and then apologizes to it, copy and paste this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

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If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … (which includes me) will walk in the other freakin direction!

If you got detention at Hogwarts...

A Slytherin would laugh their arse off at you.

A Hufflepuff would be feeling sympatheic for you, and would try and comfort you when you get out.

A Ravenclaw would try and figure out a logical way for you to escape.

A Gryffindor would be sitting next to you saying, 'That was AWESOME! We should totally do it again.' "yeahhhh"

So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually read through this entire thing, and sorted out the ones that fit you, copy/paste this on your profile.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass!

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom Cindy, my dad Nick, my older brother Collin Or my younger brother Chan-Chi. hummm thats a hard one...I think it's... Collin.

For Bellatrix, who was born into a racist environment. For Bellatrix, whose sister abandoned her. For Bellatrix, forced to marry a man she did not love. For Bellatrix, who spent fourteen years in a facility that would be considered unconstitutional psychological torture. For Bellatrix, who loved a man who would never love her back. For Bellatrix, who never gave up hope. For Bellatrix, whose death was not as dignified as she deserved. May she find in death the peace she was denied in life. Copy and paste that into your profile if you adore Bellatrix.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies! 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life 7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun!

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, voldyismyfather - slytherin, DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win!, Bellaminion-Slytherin 4 life,amazon star- Ravenclaw.

RULES FOR HOGWARTS

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people…” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.

My name is JULIA

J: is really sweet

U: is very sexual _

L: smile to die

I: loves to laugh and smile

A: hot

A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: people wild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: can kick the _ out of you O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and dumb at times.

If you have ever wished you were Hermione Granger, copy and pase this into your profile.

If you prentend Fred Weasley didn't die, copy and pase this into your profile.

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If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley , put this in your profile.

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have OOFS (Over-Obsessive Fangirl Syndrome) and are proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.

55 percent of people yawn after seeing someone yawn, in fact, reading about yawning will make some people yawn. If, after or while reading this, you yawned, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Bella is an emotional basket case and deserves for Hermione to come in and kick her sorry ass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.

Girls rule now and forever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree.

iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

Marauder’s Code of Conduct

1. All Slytherins are disgusting and all should be hated with a passion.

2. Pranking is a necessity.

3. Must have the ability to keep a secret.

4. Making a move on Lily Evans is forbidden unless you are Prongs.

5. Must have a cool nickname.

6. Respect the fears and challenges for fellow Marauders.

7. Teachers are fun to mess with, do it at least once a week.

8. Stick up for fellow Marauders.

9. Do not refer to Moony’s furry little problem as “his time of the month”.

10. Marauders first, everything else, second.

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know.)

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are attention whores.

Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters.)

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool.)

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is.)

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.

13. Voldemort needs prision bitches.

14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

18. Never wound what can kill you.

Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet.)

1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?

10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.

11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up)

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, their smart and they know every insult in the book!)

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.)

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.

Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day andwhispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have. You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for you. I warm you with the clothing of Mysunshineand perfume the air with nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

The Insanity Test

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

X You have run into a glass/screen door.

XYou have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

X You have run into a tree/bush.

You have been called a blonde.

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

X You just tried to lick your elbow.

X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

X You just sang them to make sure.

X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

X You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

X You type with three fingers or less.

XYou have accidentally caught something on fire.

X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

X You have caught yourself drooling

You have fallen asleep in class.

X Sometimes you just stop thinking.

X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

X You use your fingers to do simple math.

X You have eaten a bug accidentally...

X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

X You break a lot of things.

X You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

The word "um" is used frequently. X You don't know what "um" means.

You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

29 reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

HOUSE SORTING!

Gryffindor:

[ ] You are loud

[ x] You like going to school to see your friends

[ ] You’ve had more than a couple dententions

[ ] You have lots of friends

[ ] You always have something to do on the weekends

[ ] You like to be the center of attention

[ ] You get average to above average grades in school

[ ] You’ve been called bossy before

[ ] You’re a bit of a daredevil / you like an adrenaline rush

[ ] You are athletic

[ ] You are one of the best players on your team

[ x] You would do anything for your loved ones

[ ] You like the color red

[ x] Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA

[ x] You would never break a promise

TOTAL:4

Hufflepuff:

[ x] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends

[ ] You get average grades in school

[ ] You’ve been called boring before

[ ] You don’t like to brag about your achievements

[ x] You value honesty

[ x] You don’t mind working hard to get what you want

[ ] You like the color yellow

[ ] You have a job

[ ] You are athletic

[ ] You are a team player

[ ] You are in the middle of the social totem pole

[ x] You are easily amused

[ x] You like helping others

[ ] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination

[ ] You like the music played on the radio best

TOTAL:5

Ravenclaw:

[ x] You get good grades in school

[x ] You like to read

[ x] Dumb people annoy you

[ x] You are creative

[ x] You’ve been called a know-it-all before

[ x] You would say your intelligence level is higher than most

[ x] You hate cheating

[ x] People often want you to help them with homework or projects

[ x] You are more into the creative arts : theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.

[ ] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking

[ x] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know

[ x] You like the color blue

[ ] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures

[ x] You tend to over analyze things

[ x] You can focus and pay attention well

TOTAL:13

Slytherin:

[ ] You are very competitive

[ ] You like the finer things in life

[ ] You think welfare is a waste

[ ] You’ve made fun of someone in the past week

[ ] You’ve been called a snob before

[ ] You think the end justifies the mean

[ ] You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face

[ ] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you

[ ] You’ve made someone cry by just saying something to them

[ x] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc

[ ] You are very good with words

[ ] Above all, you want to be successful in life

[ x] You like the color green

[ ] You love to win

[ x] Your favorite class is Potions or DADA

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10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing