The Keeper of Stories

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THE STUFF BELOW YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND UNLESS YOU HAVE READ THE NARMORA SCROLLS. DO NOT BOTHER READING UNTIL YOU READ the Narmora Scrolls.

My warrior life resides in Narmora, the world between worlds. My name is CloudStreak and I live in The Cloven Meadows, but also in Rouge Lands. I am white with black streaks down my flanks, like streaks of clouds. But why bother with my appearence? I have several aspects of my being, and you'll never see them as one.

I am a seer (in Namora) and I spend most my time in solitude. I know everything but am very stubborn/unwilling to share info. I understand life and enjoy its fun times. I am a war maniac, I love battles and will sometimes cause mischeif as to start one so that I can be a part in it. I am immortal, and often people seek me out for advice. I trained Athena/Minerva.

MY DEMIGOD FORM! I am daughter of Athena and a demigod son of Hephastus. I have curly ebony black hair that falls my ribs, my face is cold and caculating, with a light tan. my eyes are blue, but flecked with silver. I can slice you in half with sheer willpower.

MY NAMORAIN DEMIGOD FORM! duaghter of shadows, lord of sky, master of night, creater of life, mother to birds, god of the owsla, and singer to death. I. KNOW. YOU. I. AM. THE. FORGER. OF. THE. NAMORAZ.

RaNdOm QuEsTiOn TiMe!!!

CAT OR DOG? Neither, and both. probably cat, don't care much about dogs but still.

I like trains

RAIN OR SUNSHINE? Both! (Both equals rainbows and muffins!)

APPLE no.1 OR APPLE no.2? Apple no. 3!

FAKE FRIEND OR REAL FRIEND? REAL FRIEND!!!

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

This is Kitty.

MEOW.

（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
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Yaaaay kitty! :)

Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

Favz!

Favorite food- too many

Favorite animal- snowy owl!!!

Favorite pet- Leopaw, my tailless cat (don't worry! he was born without one)

Favorite name- The lost Shadow, Stryker

Favorite series- Warriors, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Survivors, Seekers, Goosebumps, The Heros of Olympus, The Gardians of Ga'hoole, MLP, Xanth, et cetera

Favorite minute- the 3rd minute after twelve... a.m.

Favorite color- silvery neon white. - go neon. go neon XD

Favorite cats of first warrior series Sandpaw/ Sandstorm and Yellowfang/Yellowfang

second series Cinderpelt

third Hollypaw/Hollyleaf

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

Copy and paste if you just wanted to copy and paste this.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Wolfgrowl, Flurryspots, Warriorcrazy, The Keeper of Stories

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think wise guys aren't wise paste and copy this ;)

Rally to the cheese! if you believe cheese is the answer to alien invasions, copy and paste this!

Lovers will stab you in the heart

Friends will stab you in the back

Muggers will stab you in the stomache

Real Friends just poke each other with straws (NO! NOT THE STRAW!!)

I am selling chinese food, eggroll for 5$?

I am selling soup food, chicken noodle for 10$?

I am selling fruit food, apple for 1$?

I am selling evil bakery food, poptart for your soul?

Have you ever:

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

I HAVE!!!!!

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

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Things to do in Walmart!!!!!

1. Run up and down the halls screaming "alien apocalypse! lock up your children!"

2. Page funny things over the intercom, like " Attention walmart shoppers, there is a rabid squirell currently running loose. protect your heads, it will bite."

3. throw beach balls down the isles and scream "I choose you, Pikachu!" or something similar

4. have a friend run you down the isles in a cart as you scream "Run! The (I say martians you can say whatever.) martians are coming! the martians are coming!"

5. sleep in the hallways. see what happens.

6. walk up to a random walmart enployee and say " Code 3 in section 9" in a official tone.

7. dress like a superhero and run around screaming random superhero quotes.

8. run out of a bathroon screaming "theres no toilet paper! we're all gonna die!"

9. supiciously walk around humming "mission impossibe" in a black outfit.

to be continued...

If you've ever yelled at a rock to move, copy and paste this. (done it twice)

keep the insanity fresh! shampoo your cat with butter, I did! Leo enjoyed it!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile!
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

If you are a PJO fan, copy and paste this!

CHUCK NORRIS KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!!

PERCY JACKSON FOREVER!!!!!

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!

YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON WHEN...

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th floor (I did this when I went to New York, the guy ignored me.)

There's a thunderstorm going on you scream "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!!!" (Always, but I also enjoy the rain :p)

Every time you use the internet, you thank Hermes (Always)

When you see Harry Potter, you think Percy with glasses(Harry is a Percy-wannabe in glasses, not really...)

You burn food to see if it smells good (Always, I even offered some to the gods a few times)

You see an owl you go "Hi Athena!"

You think your favorite singer is a child of Apollo (Definitely)

Someone close to you dies and you give them money. LOTS of it.

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family (WHAT THE HADES IS A TWILIGHT FAMILY?!?!?!)

You go on a cruise and hope the boat isn't the Princess Andromeda...

You're on a boat you hope Poseidon is in a good mood (I always do...)

You're in the air and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won't blast you out of the air

You go to Aunty Em's and say your camera shy

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite

You know Muse is the best singer. Get it, the Nine Muses?? (ha ha ha, I don't get it.)

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush everywhere

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas(It was imprinted on a plate! BP)

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies( don't you mean Thantos?)

You sometimes try to control water (Why would I try that? I'm a duaghter of Athena! Posieden would kill me :p)

You don't read anything but PJO for three months( ahemm... don't you mean five months?)

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood's address (Been there, done that, infact, it's actually there.)

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket

Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword (I pick up alot of pens...)

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor

You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man ( I also got to cross the Golden Gate Bridge!!)

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Guilty as charged...)

You pray to Athena when you don't study for a math test (NO I DON'T, i beg for her help.)

And when you flunk that test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth (NO. I start skipping and singing and...WELL of course I blame Percabeth!)

You make a list of charcters never to anger and why(1. Clarrisse 2. Thaila 3. Zues...Goes on for about 1000 more characters.)

You hve ADHD, are diagnosed, and you are convinced you are a demigod because of this (I think I have ADHD, and so do the people at my school, but I'm not diagnosed though...)

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" or "What the Hades?" (Guilty again, scroll up to the "twilight family" junk and you'll see)

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of theives, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive (If my dad was Hermes, I'd check to see if it was riptide, and if it was, I'd keep it.)

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer (Yeah, I do that. I'm always thinking up ideas, But as you can see... I 've yet to write anything. :( )

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera, and Hermes' little joke (Don't forget Hepheastus!)

You want Hephaestus to fix your ipod when it breaks (of Course!!!)

You give all your siblings godly parents (Or really just me, my ego leaves no room for them. KIDDING!!! I'm not that mean...yet.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians (Nope, I call them extraterrestrials!!)

When somebody gets married you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera."(Ill try not to, ;) but I probably will ;D ..)

You cried when you finished TLH (Pretty much)

You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth(SO TRUE!!!)

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character (I don't have a crush on anyone, but I LOVE PercyxPiper sorry Percalia and Pertimes fans...)

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series(er, I'm not that weird.)

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood (I have tried looking for it and Camp Jupiter, couldn't find it though...)

You make friends with anybody who you think is a saytr, then you hope they'll take you to Camp Half-Blood (This is why I make jokes a lot, just to check that they don't laugh weird...)

You start learning Greek and Latin (Er es oz Kro kas, ner hellanos Eat my pants, Greeks!-by some random Roman Demigod, Go Rome!)

MUFFINS ARE FOR LOSERS!!!, ONLY WINNERS EAT CUPCAKES!!! not true

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If you've ever wished you were or had an awesome pet mythological creature, copy and paste this, put down your animal, and ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Keeper of Stories (GRIFFINS!!!! I WANTS ONE)