Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-

Slash/Yaoi/MxM - Rodrick is acting distant, and Greg hates that the older brother is leaving him behind. With the bruise comes a bet; "How long can Greg keep his mouth shut?" Warning: INCEST/SLASH/SMUT/NON-CON [COMPLETE!]

Aang is just an average, ordinary main character in a high school drama, until he meets someone who can create flames with the power of his mind. Modern day AU with scifi elements. Stage 15: Zuko moves in. Shenanigans ensue.

Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.

Amy leaves Sheldon to pursue more funding, and Penny is just looking for a fun way to cheer him up. Her gesture ends up meaning more than either of them anticipates.

Christmas Eve, an actress far from home receives a ghostly visitor in her hotel bedroom. Christmas Eve, a genius scientist is making final adjustments to his time machine. They meet. AU Sheldon/Penny/Career

Five times Jim wanted to kiss Spock; and the one time he did.

When Sheldon moves out, life changes. Rated T for now. *changed to slight M for chapter 12 and chapter 17

They were out having lives, sort of, while she sat staring at a blank television set. Which one of Sheldon's crazy string universes had she fallen into? S/P Rated for sexy Sheldon

Gold and Silver learn that a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step, as they attempt to normalize their awkward relationship. GoldxSilver, huntershipping. R&R please!

Penny and Sheldon begin to view each other in a new light through the simple touch of a back massage. Slight Shenny. Spoilers for the Season 4 finale. One-shot.

Collection of tiny drabble-things that will most likely never be fulfilled in their desire to be full-length fics. Poor drabbles.. Most will likely contain Wilkercest of the Reese/Malcolm variety, in one form or another. Rated M for future safety.

"You know there's nothin' I wouldn't do for ya, Bats. If you'd just bend a little." Joker makes an offer that Batman cannot refuse. Batman/Joker slash, Nolan-verse, sex, violence, language, angsty!Bats, drunk!Bats, gentle!Joker

Howard brings over something he figures will make him a bonfide ladies man, only Sheldon walks out with only lady in the room...

Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...

Someone has been tampering with Draco and Hermione's presents and no stone is left unturned to see who did it and why. Here's to hoping they get it solved before they annoy each other to death. Written for Dramione Advent 2010. Happy holidays!

Another New Year's fic I like to write on holidays :P - It's nearly midnight on New Years Eve and Draco Malfoy's stuck in a cupboard with Harry bloody Potter.

Batman/Joker, slightly AU drabble-like oneshot. Starts out before TDK.

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD

After an unexpected accident, Sheldon Cooper undergoes a paradigm shift of epic proportions. Future Shenny. T rating for now.

When Sasuke returns into everyone's lives, it's Hinata's that gets hit the hardest, losing sight of what beauty really is, until Sakura gives her a journal and tells her to write about the first person she sees and why they are beautiful. Hina POV, yaoi.

George Weasley fixes up his brother after an incident involving a sprained ankle. WARNING: Brothercest and MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

COMPLETED. MalcolmxReese slash/incest. 'Malcolm feels a scream or something like it housed in his chest cavity, trying to escape before it outgrows him. It rockets up his throat and he stifles it with an open-mouthed not-quite-kiss against Reese's jaw.'

If I can only pretend hard enough that this marriage is real, then it will be, and I will go hippity-hoppity off in the garden, made of flesh and blood instead of velveteen and sawdust. But my boot button eyes will not lie to me. DMHG

-This- is why you should not pick up good looking strangers off random roads and dump them at your boyfriend's house.-Hmm, yaoi, AU

...Respect, Ingredients, or Smooches, But Not Figgy Pudding, So Bring Some Right Here. Many things stand in Draco Malfoy's way of making his potion, including glitter and an obstinate shop girl. DMHG Christmas Drabble

Gold, 14 years old. Not sure about what he feels anymore about his best friend. Preciousmetal shipping, oneshot and mild BL.

TPP-verse. Gratuitous fan-service ahoy! This is Jim Parsons' fault for suggesting that Sheldon get ripped. Happy Christmas, Paradox People. :

Written for the kink meme on Paradox. There's a break-in at the guys apartment and Sheldon is hurt. Penny makes him feel better. Rated M for sex and bad language.

The note was rather simple and Naruto didn’t even turn to see what the words had done to Sasuke. Had he, perhaps he wouldn’t have been so caught off guard later on. NaruSasuNaru PWP For Jelp

After losing everything, one boy must decide what’s worth having in life. Slash, Kyan.

Alternate scene from The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation with refs to Bath Item Gift Hypothesis, so may be spoilers. Sheldon gets his revenge on Leonard. M for rudeness and swears. Now complete with epilogue.

General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.

Spock and Kirk are in a relationship...only Kirk doesn't know it, even if everyone else does. What happens when he finds out? And will it be too late? Angst, but a happy ending.

When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru

Sheldon doesn't like change, even if it might get him the Nobel Prize. Post-Ep for The Monopolar Expedition S/P FLUFF!

As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.

“Care to play a game of 20 questions? One for each day you spend here. By the end of those 20 days, I guarantee you’ll be in love with me.” Fortunately for Toph, some love stories just aren’t meant to happen. This isn’t one of them. AU. Tokka. COMPLETE!

Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru

Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

Things should have been simple. Naruto was on the path to becoming Hokage but then Sasuke shows up back in town and he finds himself trying to regain his old childhood friendship through very adult means. Who knew sex made things so complicated. Yaoi ect.

Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.

Fred and George need to test their new line of products, but both their potential test subjects walked out on them. No matter. They'll do what they have to do to; it's for the shop. Twincest.

It's St. Patrick's Day, and Hermione comes to realize that she owns nothing green. Nothing. Sore and irritated with getting pinched, she's desperate. And it just so happens that her roommate is a Slytherin...so he's sure to own something green. Isn't he?

Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

hpdm slash. Absolute silliness. Featuring whiny!Harry, misinformed!Draco, a detention, a misapprehension, and a series of confrontations that may or may not have gone badly ... you get the idea ... caution: swearing

Zack plays matchmaker to Cloud and Leon, and through it, agitates some and makes some others into fangirls. With a broken cell phone, the only way for these people to rant at him is through his answering machine. Hi, this is Zack. Please leave a message.

It was all an accident, helping that annoying Potter! But now the wizard extraordinaire, Draco Malfoy, is in a bind. He’ll need all of his intelligence, his wits, his looks and his sneers just to make it through Hogwarts! Slash DM!HP

An essay. A werewolf's essay on the subject matter of werewolves.

[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!

Oh, yes, Potter,' Severus hissed silkily. 'I'm overjoyed to be standing like a pompous ass, periodically ruffling my hair.' MWPP era. Snape and James temporarily switch identities with Polyjuice Potion. Not slash. Oneshot. R&R, please.

When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE

RonxDraco. Sometimes it doesn't take poetry and romance. Sometimes all you need is a few well selected insults and a boys' lavatory wall. ONESHOT.

All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!

[TwoShot NaruSasuNaru] When a trip to Niagara Falls goes terribly wrong, strangers meet and sexualities... like Sasuke's... are questioned.

As if Draco Malfoy's life could get any worse. His father is in Azkaban, his mother has gone mental and now he was stuck spending the summer with none other than Harry Potter. Bloody terrific... HPDM SLASH. NOT HBP COMPLIANT.

When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion, and nobody's happy about it... including Draco Malfoy. Written before HBP. Slashy overtones.

SLASH - When all of Hogwarts' occupants have switched bodies, how can you really know who to trust?

Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE

[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!

Ah, spring... The songs of birds, the smell of flowers, the gentle THWAK of Cupid's shruiken... For some, love hurts. On kapaa, chocolate syrup and the absurdity of True Love. Fluffy SasuNaru. Complete! R to be safe...

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.

Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a "real" teenage boy. Rated for language and slash. COMPLETE

In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!

Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Harry’s in an established relationship with someone he loves and who loves him, too. But is Harry in love with him? If he is, why does he keep thinking about Snape in that way? HPSS slash

An unwillingly pursued Severus tests the limits of the saying ‘that’s what friends are for’, with some interesting results. SSHP slash

*COMPLETE* (D/H) Hogwarts is holding a Charity Slave Auction. Draco buys Harry. What ensues is a chain of events in which Harry is never quite sure what's going on, Draco wears a dress, Hermione gets angry and Ron gets forgotten.

warnings: slash(boys kissing boys) HP+DM. My response to the Valentine's Day challenge on the Armchair ML.