The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

Silly fic based on certain cliches within the Harry Potter FanFiction world. Oh my, new chapter! And it only took me 3 years! !flashing commercial neon lights! NOW WITH EASIER TO READ CHARACTER AUTHOR INTERACTION! !flashing commercial neon lights!

A parody of all those strange...er imaginative SnapeHermione fics. Plus many other romantic HP cliches. Dumbedore and Fleur? Evil Ron? Draco the good guy? Boris Teabag the dwarf? And just where is this neverending forest plot device Snape and Harry are st

Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, and yet somehow life goes on for S. Snape. He turns to his diary in despair. We turn to his diary and laugh. A lot.

NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!

A series of funny, SEPERATE one-shots dedicated to sexy-pureblood-abused-cliched!Hermione and GreekGod-redeemed-snarky-cliched!Draco. Features overused plots, bizarre twists, and rampant exploitation of the characters. All in good fun!

Voldemort has a secret fear, favorite pairings are cliche, and Peter loses something of value. Silliness abounds.rnrnHaven't you ever wondered how you would like Harry Potter to end?rnrnHermioneRon, HarryGinny

In which Ron converses with Draco Malfoy about love.

Eureka! I have found the formula for writing the perfect LilyJames fanfic. See inside. LJ SBOC RLOC. Featuring the classic Astronomy Tower scene, the Ball scene, the Bet scene, and much, much more! Now with fulfillment of the Voldemort Quota! DONE!

Now adays, we understand that it's hard to find an original plot. One that has not become cliched or overdone. We strive to help all authors attain writing perfection and minimize the amount of OOC. We are here to help you. Chap1: Love in the HP world.

Voldemort has created a vile army that is nearly indefeatable--an army of Mary Sues. How will Harry and the Order be able to cope?

An overview of the second Harry Potter book and the yaoi implications therein. Rating for rather crude humour, and (wonder of all wonders), yaoi implications.

(Formerly Order of the Phoenix film sript EXCLUSIVE) PPG13 - for language. Want to know how the fifth book will be brought to life? Changed format. Small fun poked at the films. I couldn't do better, but a least I recognise Fred & George as geniuses. 11 u

The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.

Hogwarts these days is filled with beautiful girls. Who are they? And what are snoggarts? Well... you'll see. (Mary Sue parody)

Yet one more "humorous" take on slash and other odd ships, as well as cliches, by a very opinionated girl.

The very secret diary of Draco Malfoy the Third. A parody of Cassandra Claire's VSDs. WARNING: Humor and nonsense ahead. As well, I know it's nowhere near as good as the original VSDs, but it's a parody, people!

Harry and his friends must embark on a dangerous and perilous journey to destroy the One Diary, forged by the Dark Lord Voldemort, in the waters of Moaning Myrtle's toilet...

Updated chapter 9- Voldemort has conquered the world, and taken Ginny has his wife, against her will. Please R&R.

A collection of Lily and James fics, where the author points out the variety of clichéd get-together fics that can be found.

Ok, there are quite a few RLSB fics that are actually quite good, but this is a parody for those other 6 million that aren't. My favourite (or most hated) parts of every RS fic I've ever read, all rolled into one ginormous abomination. Flamers are greeted

Little cliche bits. Not long at all, usually about 3 lines per cliche.

In Hermione's 7th year, Professor Lupin returns to the position of DADA teacher. In an attempt to get Hermione expelled and Lupin fired, someone casts a lust spell on them.

I jumped on the bandwagon and wrote a Mary Sue parody. Written during the wait for Order of the Phoenix, when everyone was writing fifth year fics. This mocks them. Note: Has absolutely nothing to do with the play I stole the title from.

Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE

Poking fun at the cliche Marauder fics. Featuring: Angst!Snape, Travel-through-time-promiscuous!Hermione, Sexy!Sirius, Concience!James, Pimp!Remus, and Cardboard-Cutout!Peter Wo0t! COMPLETE

(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.

Dumbledore demands that Snape find some way of apologizing to Sinistra for lighting her hair on fire. Can we say recipe for disaster?

Our beloved Potions Master decides that he wants to be "sexy." How will Hogwarts react? A little differently than he expected. (A parody on all cliched Snape romances).

Fluffy. A parody of love potions, Lucius, the Giant Squid (don't ask), slash, Snape, Narcissa's recreational habits, and everything else. Contains Slash and PERVERSITY. And leather. Hehe. Rated R for general adult... stuff

Sad songs? Check. Tissue Box? Check. Then you're ready. A sad, sad story of true love (snickering) and the following demise of both parties involved. A parody of SS/HG fics.

If you absolutely love HG/SS and have no sense of the ridiculous, go no further. Otherwise, read on and watch the cliches crumble. Please r&r.

A parody of parodies of badfics. Little bit of slashy content. Also Mary Sues, MSTs, and more!

Canon timeline? Who bothers with that! (a sarcastic Marauderfic parody) FINALLY UPDATED!!

A parody of Harry Potter fanfiction - for all those who hate OC's and OOCness (was called The New Girl)

A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, useless conferences, Mary-Sues, Sadistic Weasleys, Horny Malfoys, disturbing innuendo and an attempt of witty cynism. If you hate fifth year fics, this will move you (Far far away)

The movie had it coming...it was very good. But oh so parodyable. Read and enjoy!

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.