I am the Rogue of Dark Avenue, and I lurk there daily. I write prose and poetry quite a bit when light is "In", and when it's not, I haunt my favourite coffee shop.

It is my dearest wish to create a book that is welcomed as much as any book by C.S. Lewis, Lemony Snicket (though he believes his books are dreadful and that no one should even step near them, except to pick them up and throw them into the ocean), J.R.R. Tolkein, Cornelia Funke, Lewis Carroll, Neil Gaiman, J.K. Rowling, Nick Bantock, or E.A. Poe (no,not that extremely un-helpful banker, Mr. Poe).

If you feel you absolutelymust see what I look like, follow the homepage link, but you will probably be disappointed. Attention: this webpage is provided by a close and dear friend of mine. I promised that they would not be harassed by enemi-- I mean people seeking me out. So do not bother them, they are busy, busy people.

Alas! I fear I have said too much already. If you happen to need me, then you will probably know where and how to find me. If not, follow the phones.

Le Monde Ici, C'est Calme