Hey everybody :D kinda new here ( not really XP) and so far Ive read a bunch of AMAZING stories :D!!!

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Hetalia (PASSSTTTAAAAAA!!!)

My little pony:Friendship is Magic ( BROHOOF /) )

I also enjoy drawing,reading,and writing (only if it's not school related XD :P)

and other junk I'm too lazy to write :3

I cos/roleplay as:

France

Canada

Britain/England/Uk

2p!France

2P!Britain

(sometimes 2P! Canada)

sadly I won't be able to post any stories due to the fact that it FF doesn't have anything that allows people using iPads to write and publish stories :( (and I had some pretty good ideas)

Welp that's all potatoes Canada the ninja is out of here!*vanishes and comes back* I forgot my maple syrup *coughs awkwardly and exits through door but comes back* oh and if any of you awesome potatoes know how to get it working on an IPad please tell me :D *vanishes once again forgetting syrup*

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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-When life gives you lemons, chuck the lemons back and get those oranges you asked for.

-The reason man came before woman is that greatness needed a rough draft.

-One of the best things about books is the fantastic pictures you can find in them!

-Normal people worry me

-Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality

-Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are foot prints on the MOON!

-Cheer up, the worst is yet to come!!!

-I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and kicking like the people in his car.

-Beauty is a light switch away...

-You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

-My imginary friend thinks you have serious problems

-You have the right to remain silent. Any thing you say will be misquoted, then used against you

-If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side

-I wanna lick you...put my tongue all over you...lap you all up...yep thats how you...eat an ice cream!

-This sentence is a lie.

-Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.

-I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and ran into him agian.

-Who ever said nothing is immposible never tried slamming a revolving door.

-How do you know your to drunk to drive? You swerve to miss a tree then realize it's your air freshner.

-I never make stupid mistakes, only very clever ones.

-SMILE, it scares people...

-People say you can't live without love...but i think oxygen is more important

-It's not cheating unless you get caught.

-i'm donating lots of blood to red cross! just not my own.

-When i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading.

-Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

-Aviod hang overs: stay drunk

-I've got a problem for your solution

-If you want to fail, and you succeed, is that failing or succeeding?

-Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

-You cry, I cry...You laugh, I laugh...you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder!

-Doesn't excpecting the unexcpected make the unexcpected expected?

-I want to kill the hottest person alive...but sucide is a crime!

-Boys fall for me...because i trip them.

-I still miss my ex. But guess what? My aim is getting better!

- Rule #1: I'm always right. Rule #2: if i'm wrong please look at rule number one.

-If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

- Don't drink and drive. You might spill the drink

-Q: Imagine you're in a world of dinosoars, and a dinosoar is about to eat you. What do you do?

A: Easy. Just stop imagining.

- If you are what you eat, then Voldemort is a unicorn

-People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

-I didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay.

-When life hands you lemons, make yaoi.

-I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it!

-Did you know 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions?

-If you are bored, past this on your profile and let the world know you have nothing else to do.

Always remember:

The answer to everything is 69

Ice-Cream Trucks crap out rainbows.

My big toe will kill you one day.

The pickle ate the spoon.

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