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My name is Lyla and I'm a late-twenty-something unmarried, childless, amateur writer.

I am strangely attracted to All Human AU in the Twilight fandom, so I decided to do my own version. I don't own the characters (SMeyer and publishers do) and I don't even really own the basic plot because aren't all Human AU's essentially the same? But I do promise that I'm not a plagiarizer and I have a basic grasp on grammar and homonyms.

I also am ashamed to say that I enjoy virtually casting my characters and shopping for them. It helps me procrastinate actually writing. You can find these pictures in my photobucket account here:

Somewhere Between Lost & Found

Cast Album:

House & Car:

We Looked Like Giants

Bella's cheekies:

A note to authors on my reviews: If I have left you a review of your story, it means I really liked it and that I'm trying to pay you a compliment, most often by describing my reaction to your character/story. My assumption is that the overwhelming majority of authors like reactions that go beyond "it was good, write more, update soon", and so I share my reaction. If you're writing an angsty story with characters doing jerky things, it is a COMPLIMENT to your writing when I tell you that my reaction to your character doing jerky things is to think he/she is a jerk and I hate them in that moment. I'm not asking you to change your story to make me like the character, or saying there is anything at all wrong with your writing. I'm saying, nice job! You'll pulled me in enough to invest in your story and react emotionally in the way you presumably want me to! Bottom line, I don't bother taking the time to feedback on stories I don't like, so don't read anything negative or demanding into a review in which no hating or demand for change is occurring.

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 6082 - Favs: 4,461 - Follows: 3,087 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dark Dance of Temptation by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,510 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12209 - Favs: 5,470 - Follows: 3,219 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9856 - Favs: 3,656 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2967 - Favs: 3,608 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6122 - Favs: 9,421 - Follows: 5,396 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 3,345 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 4,277 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Avoidance by ineedcoffee reviews
My version of Dead and Gone set after the first chapter of D&G. Spoilers for all books, Gift Wrap, and Chapter 1 of D&G. Does not follow story line of rest of D&G. Rated Mature for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,094 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5626 - Favs: 8,429 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4882 - Favs: 3,168 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 236 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by MyBella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Permission by Isabel0329 reviews
Sequel to Dualism. Rules are defined, patience is tested, and Bella finds relief. Rated M for language and extreme lemons. AU, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Be warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 377 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Lion and the Lamb by Nesrine reviews
Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 4,111 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
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