One day I went to Starbucks to get a pint of coffee to feed my 1000 children. I knock out the barista for making me pay with my spaghetti. I got the coffee but it was really cold and it fell on my pants. My crotch got frostbite and I nearly died of cancer. After, I get a another cup of coffee because I'm a normal person who has probably murdered every barista here. I then fly a way with my vagina flaps to my waifu, witch I say "notice me senpai".

I cry myself to sleep because senpai didn't notice me. I then realize I am still at the Starbucks and my anus is bleeding. And then sony the hoghedge comes up to me and says "hey dude u gonna finish dat coffee". I said to the hoghedge, "u can have it", than I subsequently died of anal hypothermia. The soni drank my coffee and got ready to tuck some bitches. Lik dis if u cried