First Warning: Everything I publish on here is a first draft that I've only read through a couple times. I did that for most school papers as well... not exactly the best idea but they seemed to turn out all right... either that or my suspicions were correct and the teachers weren't actually reading my essays. Every time I reread something I've written I feel like whacking my head against the table.

Second Warning: I'm dead horrible at updating. (Although it's very possible that you already knew this.) But even though I'm not a terribly motivated writer, I'm a fanatical reader. That means I'll be spending more time on here than I should. No really... I have joined fandoms and watched entire TV shows for the sole purpose of being able to read their fanfictions.

My Profile Picture: Yes, that's a painting of the 2017 Beauty and the Beast promotional poster. No image stealing involved.

A piece of wisdom for you from the Third Doctor: "A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting."

General Notice about Using my Stories: If anyone wants to use any ideas from my stories, they are welcome to do so. If anyone wants to continue a story that I seem to have left off, they may do so, just let me know. I may pick it back up again, but that means that there will be two alternate endings (how exciting would that be). Surely I'm not the only who's wanted to do fanfiction of a fanfiction?