Absurd Toenail
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Joined 08-14-07, id: 1351665, Profile Updated: 09-30-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

/Om nom nom, by coming to my bio page your eyes are now burning with my lemon powers. D\

Name: ...=\

Age: 216

Sex: Yes, please. - attempt at being funny: failed. - Female

For starters, I'm a Rock Lee nut. Most of my fanfictions will be Lee based, or somewhere around there. So if you don't like Lee, I suggest you start reading someone elses fanfictions...

Location: Narnia, babeh!


Fresh and updated story: Being Special

Favorite Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Angst...

According to most people, my fics are pretty well written, not bad, blah blah. According to myself, they all suck. I'll leave you wonderful people to be the judges of that. :D


Favorite anime: Naruto

Favorite character: Lee, obviously. Throw the rest of Team Gai in there too, please.

Least favorite: Tie between Gaara and Sakura... hmm...

Favorite pairings: NaruSaku, SasuSaku, NejiTen, UraLee D, OroAnko, and GaiTsuna. I also like LeeNaru a bit, but NOTHING beyond making-out. Even that's just bleck.

Least favorite pairing: LeeSaku, LeeGai, GaaLee, NejiLee, LeeTen... Anything with Lee in it. XD

Favorite music: Techno and classical, mostly. Yeah, I'm a geek. Sometimes rock and all that stuff. Depends on my mood most times.

Favorite things to do in spare time: Come up with fanfiction ideas, debate about crap (as long as I get my point taken somewhere...), think about how amazing Lee is, practice my flute, talk to friends, and go on NarutoFan.

Favorite color: Green and orange, of course. With a hint of red, black and yellow.

Favorite movie: Spider-Man 1-3, Harry Potter 1-5, Chronicles of Narnia, Pirates of the Caribbean, Treasure Planet (to some small extent), Eragon, (Shut up, it was a good movie... .) Batman Begins, and The Dark Knight.

Most hated movies: High School Musical 1-3, Camp Rock, Enchanted...any crap like that.

Favorite actor: Johnny Depp, Daniel Radcliffe, William Mosley, Ed Speelers (I can't spell his last name, rofl.)...Yeah.

Favorite TV show: Used to be Teen Titans...never found a favorite after that. =\

Things I like: Hanging out with friends, internet, watching TV, GIMPing (or Photoshopping, I think I should say now...), reading, fanfic writing -sometimes-.

Things I hate: Teen Titans pairings (except for BBxRob, hehehehehe.), those who are a bit too judgemental, extreme debates that I'm in, losing -pfft-, work, my computer failing, RobxStar (Imma rebel, suck meh! D)


Info about my Stories

A Camping Trip Gone Awry? (hiatus?): My second fanfic. I got inspired to write this when me and my friend role-played the Naruto teams going on a trip and what would happen. I might continue it after my other main stories are done. Maybe.

Springtime of Hope (complete): Another little fanfic on my dA, my first fanfic ever...which is probably why it sucks. Read it and find out the rest. :D

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Shinigami by death by storm reviews
No longer on Hiatus: Raito and L have no new leads on the Kira case. L is depressed. When they take the day off, something happens that sets the gears in motion for an ending that neither imagined. Non Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,261 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 10/27/2007 - L, Light Y.
From Within by crazyundeadfairy reviews
Movieverse. A slight little twist on events at the end of the raid that changes a bunch of other things. P/C. Slash.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
To the Fans by fanaticwr1t3r reviews
The Teen Titans want YOU!... to listen to them! As each member of the Teen Titans make a speech to you, the fans... will you listen, or blow them off? Would you dare?--/Indirect Canon Couple Hints scattered about/--Rated T to be safe.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,717 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
To War by Gwenneth reviews
Upon their return from Narnia, Peter is drafted to fight in WW2. After sustaining a serious wound, he returns home. When Caspian sounds the horn, can Peter and his family find the strength to help restore Narnia to glory? AU movieverse, under REVISION.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 199,784 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Mens rea by Dark Austral reviews
Cut off from the rest of the world, Robin finds himself struggling to survive and remain sane in a prison where all is not as it seems and to free himself, he only has to answer one single question: Why is he a hero?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 137,534 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Late Night, Early Morning by thatkiddo reviews
Beast Boy sits on the roof, on account of his insomnia. However, he's joined by a familiar "Boy Wonder" and things ascend into more than just friendships. Beast Boy x Robin.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
The Beast Within Us by Crazy Girl Person reviews
Robin and Beast Boy go together about as well as a toaster in a bathtub. But they're going to have to overcome their differences if they want to survive their newest challenge. It's not a slash! Yay! Full summary inside.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,834 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Robin, Beast Boy
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A Camping Trip Gone Awry?
A random story that I had on my TONFA account Teams 7, 9, and 10 decide to take a small break from the life of a ninja and go on a camping trip...A bit of NejiTen in some chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,958 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008
Springtime of Hope reviews
Gai Sensei finds Lee training out in the rain one day after discussing the upcoming surgery...No GaiLee or any of that. Short oneshot type of thing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete