Favorite characters:

1. LEO VALDEZ!!! He's freaking awesome!

2. Probably...Nico di Angelo.. He's kinda interesting!

3. Annabeth! ALL THE WAY!!!

4...Thalia Grace... 8D

5. Maybe...OH! YEAH! Bianca di Angelo!!! Awesome sister!!!

6. I guess...Percy.

7. The Stoll brothers. Yep.

8. Um...Silena Beureguard.

9. Beckondorf.

10. Um...Ethan Nakamura.

11. Piper McLean.

12. Tyson...maybe.

13. Emma Frost

14. James Howlett

Least Favorite: It's between Kronus (duh!) and Jason...UGH!

Favorite Foods:

1. Anything with vanilla in it.

2. Gronola Bars

3. COOKIES!

4. Brownies

5. Golden Grams S'more Bars with Vanilla in them.

6. Cookie dough ice cream/ Blue Bell Desert Trio Ice Cream!

7. Cookie Lovers/Chocoholic Blizzards from Dairy Queen

8. BLACKBERRIES!

9. CHOCOLATE PRETZELS!

10. Dark Chocolate Almond Hershey's Bars!

Least Favorite: Yogos

Favorite Liquids: (Bein' all sciency.)

1. H2O (sciency!)

2. Mountain Dew (CAFFEINE!)

3. Smoothies!

4. Shark Water (from the T-Rex Cafe in Disney World! It's Sprite with Coconut extract and blue food coloring!)

5. CHERRY COKE. (NOT Pepsi. But maybe Pepsi Max...)

Least Favorite: Blue or Grape gatorade.

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, add this to your signature.

If you agree with me that every word said to insult Justin Bieber in my story The PJO and JB War was 100%, completely true, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Nico says, No. It's 109,567,980,315,568,257% true.)

If you love my stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(Justin says, I *censored* hate your *censored* stories. They *censored* suck. Especially the *censored* one about *censored* Camp HB and me.)

LOL. What fun.

If you think this profile is awesome, check out my BFF's! She's Franziska Von Karma!

FAVORITE PAIRINGS.

Leo/Piper (DON'T BLAME ME.)

Ron/Hermione

Annabeth/Percy

Nico/NOBODY!!!!

Bianca/Percy WEASLEY (LOL Did you think of it?)

Amy Cahill/Ian Kabra

Emma Frost/ Logan OR Snow Queen (I think that's it...)/ Wolverine. Call me weird for liking that show. :P Too bad. I AM weird. HA.

THAT IS ALL.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

I am 59 points Gryffindor.

I am 67 points Ravenclaw.

I am 91 points Hufflepuff.

I am 53 points Slytherin. (I don't see this one though.)

I AM A HUFFLEPUFF. AND I'M PROUD OF IT!

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament. (AND I'M ONE! :D)

I wish I was Ravenclaw. Their costumes are cool.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Answer: The forge. (Arts and crafts! DUH!)

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Answer: Not sure I wanna answer... Some of you know...

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Answer: Annabeth and LEO!!!!!!

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Answer: JASON! (Urgh...)

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

Answer: THE LOST HERO. Out with the old, in with the new!

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Answer: LEO!!!!!!!

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Answer: Probably... Poseidon. (He's so awesome!)

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Answer: Tell him that Annabeth has a right to call him Seaweed Brain. (Well...it's true...)

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Answer: Leo, Thalia, Percy, Annabeth, RCrisusma (my best friend), and Franziska Von Karma! (My other best friend! Both have double channels with me!)

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Answer: Leo. (Don't worry...he'll just build me a boat!...No, I said us...)

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Answer: ...?

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Answer: Percabeth or Peo. (Piper/Leo Annabeth/Percy) (I HATE JASON!)

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Answer: I'd ask what exactly we were doing here.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Answer: Makin' stuff at the forge, or doing canoe races with Percy.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

Answer: "FLAME ON!"

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Answer: Read page 203 of BotL.

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

My Answer: If Annabeth is a daughter of Athena, then shouldn't she know better than to fall off a cliff?

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Answer: When Athena said it was ironic that Hades was the one to keep his promise.

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: When he ate the hackey sack.

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: When Leo started laughing about how Butch was the son of a rainbow goddess and loved the Pegasi!

GO US! LEO SUPER FANS, UNITE!

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (Or this)

1. Get 24 random boxes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

2) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

3) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

4) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

5) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

6) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. (rofl i can sooo picture Ron doing that and making it bite Draco's nose :D lol)

7) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

8) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. (Awww!!!)

9) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

10) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. (But its so much fun!!)

11) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. (Struggling...too...hard...must...say...it...!)

12) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

13) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

14) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

15) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

16) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. (Although it just might knock some sense into them...Dobby excluded i LUV him! :) )

17) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

18) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

19) I will not lick Trevor.

20) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

21) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

22) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

23) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

PLEASE READ!!!! EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!!!!

Okay, as leader of the "I Hate Jason Grace" club, I am now accepting requests to be members, so PM me if you're interested. Franziska, pay no attention. Members:

FlamingLeoGirl

As leader of the "I Love Piper/Leo, So Get Over It" club, I am now accepting requests to be members, so PM me if you're interested. MEMBERS:

RCrisusma

animebookfreak12

I WILL POST NAMES OF EACH MEMBER, AS SOON AS I GET SOME. BUT I WILL LEAVE THIS UP SO PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY REMEMBER TO PM ME IF THEY WANT TO TAKE PART...

YOUR GUY SIDE:

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck. (I personally would LOVE if they made a movie 'bout LEO!!!!!)
You own/ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
X You watch sports on TV. (I like Horseys...)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (But I'm kinda shy...)
X Sports are fun (dance IS a sport, and I like non-competitive swimming)
X Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night (It's SO uncomfortable...)

Total:13!!!!!

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (I HATE THAT STUFF!!!!!!)
X You love to shop. (New clothes? Awesome.)
X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink (rarely!)
X Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.(Uh, NO!)
You hate wearing the color black. (I wear it often... who doesn't?)
X You like hanging out at the mall. (FOOOOD COURT!)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. ( I have a Star Wars T-shirt...)
X You were in gymnastics/dance? (I'm about to do competitive dance! YAY! Go people who can do the splits!)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (not sure 'bout that one...)
X You care about what you look like. (It'd be disastrous if I didn't...)
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (No. I used to play with My Little Ponies! DUH!)
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (I personally liked putting a tu-tu on my younger brother.)
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 10!!!!!!

PREP

X You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
X You own something from American Eagle (like I said, LOVE THAT PLACE!)
You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks. (Are you implying that there are people who DON'T?!?)
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 4

GEEK

X You love the computer. (What else would I play fanfiction on? Oh yeah. My cellphone. Too bad I don't have internet.)
X You like Harry Potter (LOVE!)
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts (I have since I was 18 months old. Sorry to say...)
You get straight A's. (Come on!?! WHO DOES THAT?!??)
X You love/like reading. (I like ACTION!/ROMANCE![some]/MYSTERY!/HURT/COMFORT/etc...)
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 5 (Stupid...)

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.(FLIP-FLOPS.)
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco (S'okay)
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color (highlights!)
Total: 3

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards (DANCE!)
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp(Once again, DANCE!)
You have a specific number (like a lucky/favorite number. It's 8! Cuz 8 is fun to write!)
Total :3

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I have recently been nominated for the funniest PJO fanfiction! My fanfiction, The PJO and JB War, has been nominated for the contest! Voting will end on July 14th, you have until then to make sure I win! Here is the website link. REMOVE THE SPACES!

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