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Dead Men Tell No Tales by Bloodypleasures reviews
After faking his own death, Alfred boarded a pirate ship under the belief it was a safe supply ship. Now he has a choice; either join the Emerald Dragon's crew, or drown in the seas trying to swim to land… Hiatus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,447 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 8/12/2011 - England/Britain, America
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Scarlet Magic by Jay1892 reviews
Revenge seeking vampire!America seeks to learn magic from powerful Warlock!England. How will the two different beings react to each others presence when one of them isn't even a human? AU USXUK fanfiction
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,815 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - America, England/Britain
Want You to Want Me by IlluminatedShadow reviews
In which Matthew is in love with Arthur and Alfred plays hero and Matthew has second thoughts about running to big brother. In which seduction and shenanigans prevail and Matthew is not the normal one in the family anymore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,341 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete