My sister is getting married. I can't show up alone. My family -mother- will torment me. So when you have nothing left, no one to turn to...you do what any normal sane girl would do. You hire a date...and pray their acting skills are amazing.

GaaSaku Canon-verse AU. Non-compliant with Fourth Shinobi War Arc. Chi ama mi, ama il mio cane. For Gaara and Sakura, that particular Italian proverb had never been more apt.