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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


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3 Guys are in a cafe

The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world"

The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world"

The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world"

They all go to the Guinness Book of World records

The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world

The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world

The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER

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Madness Effect by Jyggilag reviews
I had this weird idea for a crossover the other day. Been writting it for a while. Pairings? none for Alice for now. For Shepard? I dunno maybe miranda, we'll see. I'm more focused in the plot than in pairings for now. summary is inside.Rated M for Language.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 156,555 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Alice, Shepard (M)
Therapy at Muzzle Velocity by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
The Kelly Chambers underdog story. Harbinger has no idea what he's gotten himself into...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,142 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kelly C.
Mock Effect 2 by ClintJohnston25 reviews
Sequel to Mr. Buch's masterful mockery of the first game. The twins Jane & John Shepard are exploring the galaxy, loosely following the game "Mass Effect 2"'s script. Along the way they poke fun at the various plot holes/inconsistencies they encounter.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,476 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Mass Effect III: Union by Guardian Kitch reviews
Battered, the NORMANDY SR2 has survived the suicide trip through the Omega 4 Relay. The war, however, has just begun. The Reapers are coming in hard, and with Cerberus now considered the enemy too Commander Shepard must unite the galaxy in a MASS UNION...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,193 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Fornax Misadventures by Normnorm reviews
After finishing up their mission, Joker drags the crew guys to watch some questionable interspecies pornography videos. *CHP 3 up!* Ah, just another Evening.. And watching porno of...SHEPARD?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,747 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Shepard (F)