Ladies and Gentlemen!!... hello.

I am The one and only... me... no contest. I've been on this website for about over maybe two years and I've only just started writing stories for the site... But I have to say that I'm impressed. Most of the great stories that i've read are from women... but! I've decided to bring a little competition to the field so you have all better be ready!

I love this place! Finally, no more wasted paper on writting everything!

I am crazy... with a capital ME. But I have no regrets. Besides, aren't all crazy people born and raised in the USA? (Whoo! Go England! Go Asia! Go Japan! Go Norway! Go... Everyone Else!) (Don't take that as a personal insult to whoever's country I did not name... just that in my little knowledge of the world... these are the one's I've come to know and remember. Oh and... Go Canada! Go Philippines! Go Alaska! Go Ireland! Go Italy!)

On top of all of this, I love to write. I can't say I am a writter, but I can say that I'm working on it. I have a series that I'm working on that I wish I could post here, but its not about the categories here... disappointing. Still, I love to read, and I loved a Solitary Blue, and Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer. I am a huge romantic... and I am a guy, so its very uncommon to find that trait in a male. No, I am not gay either, (women everywhere rejoice!) but I don't disrespect them either. They provide a necessary work in the world. They listen to women when their men don't want to hear it... which sounds a lot like me now that I start to think about it...

Enough ranting! Time to get down to the serious stuff. I am VERY picky when it come's to grammar, so I would very much appreciate it if you let me know on any of my stories if I misspelled any words, or my words get jumbled up or my sentances just go on and on and on and on and... Like now!

I love the ability of being able to pair everyone! I hated the disappointment of not seeing those two characters you KNOW should be together... but they're not! Huzzah! I no longer have to commit suicide because so many questions about what happens now are finally going to be answered! I feel like a god!

I love Games! I'm in no way a gamer... But I'm damn close!

Favorite Games:

Dark Cloud (I didn't get to play the second one. I'm sorry.)

Kingdom Hearts (All of them... although the second one waaasss disappointing... too easy)

Ratchet and Clank (He needs a girlfriend... and they can SO BEAT Jak and Daxter!)

Ace Combat (All of them... Pilots are just plain sexy!)

Final Fantasy

Star Ocean

Air Force Delta Strike

Resident Evil (Zombies! Whoo!)

Really...? Who doesn't love a good RPG?!

Favorite Couples:

Toan and Xiou!!

Kairi and Sora

Sora and Riku

Roxas and Axel

Blaze and Nagasei

...And many others!... Come on, there are just waaaaaaaaaay toooooo many to say on one profile...

Be on the look out for some of my work which... well... we'll find out later on, won't we. I LOVE Dark Cloud, so it is naturally the first one I'm going to write about. So things will span out from there!

Can't wait to get started! Hope to hear from all of you! (That means you...)

Later!

From MrMagicFox's profile

From WST's profile

I'm sorry

Girls dont realize these things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'