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Author has written 8 stories for Glee, and Twilight. HI :) I'm Melissa :) I love love love Glee. All the time. If I could just marry Darren Criss and be best friends with everyone else, hell if I could just be all of their best friends I would. I would jump at that oppurtunity! I ship Klaine. A lot. Harry Potter = amazing. I don't really have anything else to say about that series. That word just covers it. Maybe 2 more: Totally. Awesome. [cyber cookies if you get the reference] A Very Potter Musical is fabulous. If you haven't watched it and are looking at the title thinking "She's lost her marbles" go to youtube now. And type that in. And then watch all of it. Then move along to the sequel. And then you can thank me for introducing you to that world of awesome. I love reading. Like lots. My sister constantly yells at me because I ignore her and just read. If you were to ask me what my favorite book was I wouldn't have and answer for you. However, I can ramble off a few of my top ones. (The Knife of Never Letting Go [1-3. trilogy by Patrick Ness, The Host (Stephenie Meyer), Blue Is For Nightmares, White Is For Magic, Silver Is For Secrets, Red Is For Remembrance [Laurie Faria Stolarz, and anything by Sharon Creech) My tumblr is my penname: crazytheatrekid12 -- Feel free to follow :) It's full of randomocity. |
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For the Love of Shoes! by loveanchocolate reviews
Blaine is a women's shoe salesman in a department store in New York City. According to his best friend Santana, he has absolutely "no game." But will Kurt, an employee working in the perfume and make-up department downstairs, like him anyway? Very AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,395 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Jodhpurs by Chazzam reviews
I saw a beautiful item of clothing posted on tumblr and a short fic happened. Basically Blaine's thoughts on Kurt's wardrobe, and one wardrobe item in particular. A measure of fluff, a measure of angst and some humor because that's kind of how I roll.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
No Place Like Home by ImaginedInsanity reviews
Kurt helps Blaine tell his parents about their relationship, and helps him find a new home when they kick him out. Rachel has two gay dads who know what the boys are going through, and Rachel always wanted a brother! VIOLENCE IN CHAPTER 32- NOW COMPLETE!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 111,565 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Silence speaks louder than words by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Blaine is intrigued by the new transfer student Kurt Hummel. Kurt doesn't speak and Blaine wants nothing more than to hear his voice. KLAINE! Romance, Hurt/Comfort & a little angst. Rated T for safety. Please R&R
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,514 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bulletproof Love by yeahdollboyface reviews
All Kurt had to do was tutor a student for his Geometry teacher, make sure the kid gets a C on the upcoming final, and his teacher would give him some extra credit. Kurt didn't know however, he'd be working with the school's bad boy, Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,683 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Behind These Hazel Eyes by LPBekka reviews
Kurt Hummel is a world famous model sick with the shallow ways in which our society judges by appearances. Desperate to find someone who likes him for him and not his looks he seeks refuge in the arms of the one man who can see him for who he truly is. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,815 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tell Me Where All Past Years Are by nocolorpink reviews
"Blaine says I'm to call you 'Ollie.' I'm Kurt Hummel. It's nice to meet you." Oliver Anderson watches his little brother grow up, come out, go through hell, and fall in love. And then attend a wedding.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,692 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Little Merman: A Story of Change by I've-Gotta-Be-Me reviews
A Klaine fic crossed over into Disney's "A Little Mermaid". Kurt is a merman prince in line for his own throne searching for something more than himself. What he doesn't know is that that something will manifest itself into the form of a human prince.
Crossover - Little Mermaid & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,836 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Don't Take No Sorcery by Threepwillow reviews
The Floo network does something it really, really shouldn't, and five wizard kids get thrown into the middle of Muggle Ohio. :::A VERY POTTER MUSICAL CROSSOVER. Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Samcedes, semicrack:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,437 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Will Be Rising From The Ground Like A Skyscraper by WishesintheNightSky reviews
Go on and try to tear Kurt Hummel down. But he'll just rise from the ground, like a skyscraper. Set in 'Special Education', AU. Kurt gets a solo at Sectionals! Minor Blaine/Kurt pre-slash at the end. Sucky summary…
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Measure Your Life In Love by CrissColferSexRiot reviews
"A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist." -Stewart Alsop. Every dream has come true for Kurt and Blaine. Love, success...but perfection can only last for so long.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just The Way You Are by lolitarun reviews
Blaine's been keeping a secret from everyone in his life. But he can't keep it from Kurt forever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,721 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't Cry, Daddy by brokenlovesong reviews
Kurt and Blaine are are married and have a son. But one day something happens that is gonna change the family's life forever.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
If You're Ready Like I'm Ready by CarolineShea reviews
Kurt/Blaine future fic! The title is a lyric from the song "Marry You" - which should be a hint. Rated M for sexytimes!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just Listen by foreternityblue reviews
Blaine was the social enigma of McKinley, until an unkown incident in sophomore year that drove him into isolation. Kurt is the bullied gay kid who was always interested in Blaine. When they're paired for a project, things might be uncovered. Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,415 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Stuff Like That There by UniversalOverlordess reviews
Kurt has yet to tell his friends that he and Blaine are dating. This is how he decides to tell them. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Matching Converse and Ballroom Dancing by klemonademouth reviews
"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Less of a Man by aussieflugel reviews
Blaine's little sister wants Kurt to help her with her make-up, and Kurt is only too willing to assist. Only thing is, Blaine's father isn't too impressed by this. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
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Chivalry And It's Complications reviews
Kurt talks to Blaine about why he tokk the slushie for him. Headcanon of mine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Hospital Trip reviews
What happened during the commercial break after Blaine got slushied? Well, maybe not this, but this is what I wanted to happen.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
For Once, Mr Schue Helped Things Along reviews
Sebastian and Blaine are dating. Kurt loves Blaine. Mr. Schue's assignment helps Blaine. Songfic. Established Seblaine and eventual Klaine. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Mr Know It All
All Blaine wants is for Finn to like him. Or at least tolerate him. Songfic. Oneshot :
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Blaine A., Finn H. - Complete
Blaine Has A Secret reviews
Blaine is hiding something from Kurt. How does Kurt react when he finds out what Blaine is so intent on hiding? Klaine obviously. first fic to be published...let's be nice to the author k?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,355 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Oops? reviews
...or why Dalton and slushie machines don't exactly mix, or do they? Klaine fluff and randomness to the x degree...one-shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Meet Jade reviews
Kurt gets a call in the middle of the night and learns all about Blaine's past...Glee isn't mine : but Jade is...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All It Took Was A Little Push reviews
Jacob and Nessie falling in love...a cute little story of a not-so-normal couple. I have no idea where the title came from...and this summary is bad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob